Ursula's Revenge (私は帰ってきた,Watashi wa Kaettekita?, lit. "I've Come Back") is the fourth song mission in Atlantica sung by Ursula during her reign in Kingdom Hearts II.
Ursula's Revenge becomes available after Sora obtains Magnera and visits Atlantica again. To pass the mission, Ursula's health gauge must be depleted to at least 25%.
The story ends with Ursula's defeat and Ariel revealing her true identity to Prince Eric. As a reward, Sora receives the Mysterious Abyss Keyblade.
This witch is back to bring her wrath upon the sea
Triton can't be rid of me
Not that easily
And like all who dare defy me
He will learn his lesson well
Never toy with a girl like me
Sora
You got what you deserved!
Ursula
Flotsam and Jetsam!
Loyal darlings, strong as the tide
Sweetest poopsies, hasten to my side
Right now! Mommy needs you
Crush those stupid fools, make them writhe!
Sora
I don't think so!
All right!
Ursula
What a feeble human
No, I can't believe my eyes
Such a stubborn royal
Who is fighting for his prize
Without your precious mermaid
Now you're crazy with revenge
I suppose I sympathize!
Eric
I'm not gonna lose her!
Sora
Right, we're with you all the way!
Ursula
Flotsam and Jetsam!
Loyal darlings, strong as the tide
Sweetest poopsies, hasten to my side
Right now! Mommy needs you
Smash those stupid fools, make them writhe!
Sora
Sorry, "Mommy", your poopsies are toast!
Ursula
This is not the end, my dears
I swear, I've just begun
It's not over until URSULA HAS WON!!!!!
Japanese Rōmaji lyrics
Ursula
Watashi wa kaette kitanda yo
Toriton ou ni
Fukushu sa
Oukoku wo tsuihou
Sareta urami
Wasure wa shinai
Sora
Ursula
Furottosam! Jettosam!
Watashi wo matteita
Kawaii teshita tachi
Hoora soitsura
Korashimete, oyari!
Sora
Yatta!
Ursula
Oyaoya chiisai
Ningen da
Erikku-ouji
shitsu koi yo
Arieru wo ubai
torareta urami
Ki ga furetakai
Eric
Sora
Ursula
Furottosam! Jettosam!
Watashi wo matteita
Kawaii teshita tachi
Hoora soitsura
Korashimete, oyari!
Sora
Ursula
Iyoiyo honki
Wo dashite yaru
Oasobi wa kore made sa!!!
Audio sample
Ursula's Revenge (Japanese)
Ursula's Revenge (English)
Trivia
In the English version, despite Ursula clearly calling Ariel a mermaid, Eric seems unaware of this fact until after the song ends. In the Japanese version, she instead refers to Ariel by name never once mentioning anything that would hint what she is.
