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== The first Death ==
== The first Death ==
:''October 18, 2010''
:'''''October 18, 2010'''''
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[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> *shot*
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> *shot*
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== BSB's version of the second Death ==
==The Second Death==
:'''''November 1, 2010'''''
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[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist swallows
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist closes his eyes
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist holds out his arms, let's his body become relaxed, and leans forward off the cliff
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist falls, a brief feeling of peace swelling inside him as the wind blows against his face
[18:05]  * LegoAlchemist hits the ground, dying instantly. The look of peace, however, remained on his face long after he hit the ground.
[18:06]  * LegoAlchemist 's broken body is smothered by a crowd forming around the body. People gasp and whisper, giving looks of both revulsion and interest.
[18:07]  * LegoAlchemist 's body is illuminated by the bright flashes of the press. The next day, a photo would appear right on the front page, under the headline "IRC CHANNEL-GOER DIES IN MYSTERIOUS FALL"
[18:08]  * LegoAlchemist 's obituary would be read with horror by the rest of the IRC channel-goers.
[18:09]  * LegoAlchemist 's funeral would be held on a bright, almost mockingly sunny Friday. Many of the #wikia-kingdomhearts-ians would attend, all clad in black and looking grim.
[18:10]  * BlackSoulBlade showed up in a bright red jacket looking very happy and/or drunk
[18:12]  * LegoAlchemist 's body, pale, silent, yet peacful looking, lay like a starved bird in the open casket. The channel-goers would not weep when they saw him, instead give looks of mild disappointment, for none of them truly knew him.
[18:15]  * LegoAlchemist 's casket is closed, and hauled into a limousine. The mourners would file out of the funeral home, still quite shaken, and get into their own vehicles, following the limo all the way to the wiki-graveyard: LegoAlchemist's final resting place.
[18:18]  * LegoAlchemist is lowered into the prepared hole while the channel-goers look on. Still, none of them would shed a tear, not even after the hole had been covered, and they all had the opportunity to let what just occured sink in.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death itself, all the while, was never investigated. It instantly came off as a suicide. After all, why would anyone want to kill LegoAlchemist? But the authorities would have it wrong...
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.
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=== BSB's interpretation of the second Death ===
:'''''November 1, 2010'''''
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[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist swallows
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist swallows
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[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.</pre>
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.</pre>
==The Third Death==
:'''''January 5, 2011'''''
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[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing steps up onto the ledge of a building top, loses his step, and gets back on.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing poises over the edge of the building, looking around, admiring the view.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing sighs
[21:33] <Reeves|Editing> ...there just isn't anything left.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing holds his arms out, gracefully, and lets his body go limp
[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing falls in a splendid arc, off the building and to the concrete below.
[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing feels a moment of peace as the air flies past him. He smiles slightly, despite the inevitable.
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing reaches the end of the rope-
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing lands in a truck full of fluffy pillows
[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> .....what?
[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> Is this hell?
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing watches as the building he just jumped from is demolished. It crumbles to the ground in a heap of rubble.
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
[21:36]  * Reeves|Editing , that night, sneaks into his garage.
[21:37]  * Reeves|Editing grabs a simple garden hose, inserts the nozzle into the exhaust pipe of his Honda '95, and gets into his car.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing feeds the other end of the hose through his open window, and closes it as far as it can go.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing starts the ignition. The car splutters, and fails to start. he tries again, successfully starting the car, and waits for the noxious gasses to suffocate him.
[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing sits in the car, wating for the inevitable..... when his parents enter the garage.
[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing 's mom says, in a low whisper... "Are you sure we should do this?"
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's father replies, "Oh, yes, it'll be fine..."
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's parents, right there, get on the car and start doing it.
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing can see the whole thing in the rear-view mirror.
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing tears up.
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing 's mother, suddenly... "Kain- KAIN?!"
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing , later that day, stops taking chances, and finally hangs up a noose in his room.
[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing steps up to a chair and puts the noose around his neck
[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
[21:43]  * Reeves|Editing jumps and kicks the chair from underneath him, hanging limply from his neck. However...
[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing 's cieling breaks open from the strain, a good amount of rubble falling on top of him. His father, complete with a bathtub, falls right on top of him as well.
[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing , later that evening, lays in the hospital in a full body caste, listening the doctor tell him about all the severe injuries he was inflicted upon, and how miraculous it was that he survives.
[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing tries to tell the doctor to finish him off, but his speech is muffled and the doctor cannot understand. The doctor leaves, and Reeves silently weeps.
[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing , just then, suddenly hears a sound outside...
[21:46]  * Reeves|Editing hears the sound of screams... and a chainsaw!
[21:47]  * Reeves|Editing listens to a doctor, screaming in horror, as he runs by - "IT'S THE DELLBERRY DISMEMBERER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
[21:48]  * Reeves|Editing watches as doctors and nurses alike stream through the hallway, accompanied by bits of flayed pieces of bloody flesh. The chainsaw continues to revv, and more screams are heard.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing finally sees him: the masked madman steps right into the view of the open door. It's the Dellberry Dismemberer - he's covered in blood, and his chainsaw is slowly buzzing. He looks directly at Reeves, his eyes glinting with insanity.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing tries to call out to him, ask him to kill him for him, but his speech is still muffled.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing watches as - miraculously, the Dellberry Dismemberer passes him by.
[21:50]  * Reeves|Editing loudly sobs as more screams are heard, and a spray of blood drenches his bandaged face.
[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing , still sobbing, was SO sure that there was no way he could EVER die... death would just keep passing him by, cruelly... when suddenly...
[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing is killed instantly when an airstrike demolishes the hospital. His body is burned up, and the remains are never found.
[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> The End.
[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> Wasn't that a great story?
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==The Fourth Death==
:'''''January 8, 2011'''''
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[19:05] <DoctorReeves> You know what?
[19:05] <DoctorReeves> YOU KNOW WHAT!!
[19:05] <Sinbad> What?
[19:05]  * DoctorReeves hits the wall
[19:06] <OathkeeperKH> ;-; The wall!!!!
[19:06]  * OathkeeperKH cries
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> WHAT IS IT!?!?
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves slaps papers off of a desk
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves upturns the desk
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ._.
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves kicks a trash can
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> WHAT THE F*** IS IT!?!?!?!?!?
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves throws the pictures on the wall off
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves kicks the bot
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves tosses the tv across the room
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves throws the contents of the refridgerator onto the ground
[19:08]  * DoctorReeves turns the refridgerator on its side
[19:08]  * BakaKidd beats Doc to death*
[19:08]  * DoctorReeves sinks to the ground and breaks down in sobs
[19:08] <DoctorReeves> I just.....
[19:08] <DoctorReeves> I just can't...
[19:08] <BakaKidd> why not?
[19:09] <Sinbad> Lego, just tell us the damn secret.
[19:09]  * DoctorReeves sniffs
[19:09]  * BakaKidd hands Doc a tissue*
[19:09]  * DoctorReeves throws Baka's tissue
[19:09] <DoctorReeves> You tried to kill me, Baka.
[19:09] <DoctorReeves> I don't WANT YOUR DAMN TISSUES.
[19:10]  * DoctorReeves gets up and kicks the wall
[19:10]  * DoctorReeves storms  out of the room
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves returns with his hands in his pockets.
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves has a dark look on his face
[19:11]  * KB0|Fan-Fic has a light look on his face
[19:11]  * OathkeeperKH pokes the Doctor
[19:11]  * KB0|Fan-Fic pokes the Doctor, too
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves smacks 0
[19:12]  * DoctorReeves glares at OKH
[19:12]  * OathkeeperKH is glared at
[19:12] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ._.
[19:12] <OathkeeperKH> ._.
[19:12]  * BakaKidd creeps behind Doc inside a cardboard box*
[19:12]  * DoctorReeves pulls out the gun in his pocket and shoots Baka. Baka IS shot.
[19:12] <DoctorReeves> Now.
[19:12] <KB0|Fan-Fic> Wow.
[19:12] <DoctorReeves> You people will do EXACTLY as I say.
[19:12] <OathkeeperKH> Fine then...
[19:12]  * UnknownEnigma turns away quickly
[19:13] <BakaKidd> *the box stays still as blood flows out from underneath it*
[19:13] <UnknownEnigma> He dead
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> :O
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> YOU KILLED BAKA!
[19:13]  * DoctorReeves points it at 0
[19:13]  * BakaKidd jumps out of the box and kicks the DOC* HELL U!!
[19:13]  * KB0|Fan-Fic un-blocks Lego
[19:13] <DoctorReeves> And you'll be next.
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> Me?
[19:13]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka twice. Once in the skull and once in the stomache
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves points it back at 0
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> Where were we.
[19:14]  * BakaKidd looks at Doc while the wounds disappear*
[19:14] <BakaKidd> heheheh
[19:14] <UnknownEnigma> Happy belated New Years!
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves looks at Baka.
[19:14] <BakaKidd> doppelgangers rule
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves pushes Baka into the fire
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> No god-mods.
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> Be human, or die.
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves watches as Baka burns up
[19:14]  * BakaKidd burns in the fire, and my red stone shatters*
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka
[19:15] <BakaKidd> CRAP!!! *turns to ashes*
[19:15] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ...
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Hmph.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves looks at 0
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Now.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves points the gun directly at 0
[19:15]  * BakaKidd comes back as pyramid head*
[19:15]  * KB0|Fan-Fic shoots Lego. LEGO IS SHOT
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Let's get this over with.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves is shot
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> MMMMmmrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
[19:15] <KB0|Fan-Fic> In the leg
[19:15]  * BakaKidd stands between Doc and K0....but is too late*
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves clutches the wo
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves clutches the wound
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves shoots 0 in the stomache
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves stands up, weakly.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic catches the bullet
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves spits bloood on 0.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic fails
[19:16] <KB0|Fan-Fic> GAHHHHH!
[19:16]  * BakaKidd points my great knife at Doc and smite him*
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves dodges
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> Stop.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> Just die.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> You burned up in the flames.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic the bullet goes through my body.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> No god-modding.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> And no clones.
[19:17] <DoctorReeves> You should know that no clones is rule #1.
[19:17] <BakaKidd> i'm not...i'm dead dude *shows that the sword goes through him...not hurting him*
[19:17] <OathkeeperKH> Tell that to Crono.
[19:17]  * DoctorReeves kicks Baka into the fire
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves watches as Baka burns up
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves looks at 0's body.
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves looks at OKH.
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> You're next.
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves points the gun at her
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> Unles you do exactly as I say.
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> *Unless
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> You're next.
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> Lego. What the hell are you waiting for?
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> SHOOT ME!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> Will you give me what I want?
[19:19]  * SilverCrono|BbS shoots OKH
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> Thank you Crono :D
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> CRONO!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> I WASN'T GOING TO KILL HER!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> You son of a bitch, you SON OF A BIT-
[19:19]  * DoctorReeves is sniped
[19:20]  * DoctorReeves falls to the ground, a small hole in between his eyes
[19:20]  * DoctorReeves is dead
[19:20]  * Baka|spirit looks at doc's body as i teabag it*
[19:20]  * SilverCrono|BbS teabags with Baka
[19:20] <OathkeeperKH> Crono you sicken me...
[19:21]  * DoctorReeves 's body is blocked from view as the channel goers and teabaggers surround him
[19:21]  * DoctorReeves 's body is eventually taken away by an ambulence.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves is operated upon, and the doctors do everything they can to save him.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves cannot be saved.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves will not return home.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves is dead.
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== The Fifth Death ==
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[20:18] <UnknownEnigma> any word bird on the fairy boy with wings?
[20:19] <UnknownEnigma> Nobody knows what I'm talking about...
[20:19] <UnknownEnigma> A SHAME!
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> Here's the breakdown for you shloooww... people
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> word bird-"what's the word? Bird?"
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> i.e.
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> Any news?
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> fairy boy- Link from LoZ
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> with wings- Link swan diving from the cliff from Skyward Sword
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Hence
[20:21] <Mikazuki_Neko> He has died.
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Any news on Skyward Sword?
[20:21] <Mikazuki_Neko> Can't you get it yourself?
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Skyward Sword?
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
[20:22] <UnknownEnigma> Unless....
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> Here's the breakdown for you:
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> No one cares.
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> *shot*
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> GRRAAAAAAAGH!
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves clutches wound
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves stumbles backward and teeters over to the edge of the bulding.
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves collapses on all fours
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves looks up at his shooter
[20:23] <DoctorReeves> ....you're too late.
[20:23]  * DoctorReeves is kicked over the edge of the building and smashes against the pavement
[20:24]  * DoctorReeves is dead
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