User:LegoAlchemist/IRC/Lego's Death Archive

The first Death

October 18, 2010

[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> *shot*
[17:34]  * LegoAlchemist clutches stomach
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> >_<
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> I'VE BEEN SHOT!
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> AAAUUGH...
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> NNGH.......
[17:34]  * LegoAlchemist falls to the gound
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> *ground
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> Nngh....
[17:34]  * LegoAlchemist 's hand thuds to the ground
[17:34] <LegoAlchemist> Uhn...
[17:35]  * LegoAlchemist dies
[17:37]  * LegoAlchemist is steadily bleeding on the pavement. A siren goes off in the distance, cutting the silence.
[17:40]  * LegoAlchemist 's blood gets on OKH's shoe
[17:41]  * LegoAlchemist 's body is removed by the authorities. A mob surrounds the scene, a grim silence hanging over the crowd.
[17:46]  * LegoAlchemist 's body is rushed to the local hospital. The doctors there fight for several hours to save Lego's life, but the steady tone of the heart moniter signalled the end of his journey. A docter forces off his face mask, and hits the table, swearing.
[17:50]  * LegoAlchemist 's funeral is held on a grave Sunday morning. Lego's body is carried slowly in a large, wooden casket. A woman in a veil weeps as Lego's casket is gently lowered into a deep pit, and three men begin re-earthing it.
[17:52]  * LegoAlchemist 's funeral ends with the scraping of metal chairs, and the somber departure of the guests. The veiled woman reamins behind, and sinks her face into her hands, letting out a dry sob. She remains there for the rest of the day, and long after Lego's casket is covored and gone.
[17:57]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was a mild surprise to the goers of #wikia-kingdomhearts. As all of them had parely known Lego, none of them wallowed in the same grief as the veiled woman. But, upon looking up at the sky the next day, all of them realized they had never quite appreciated the beauty of it.

The Second Death

November 1, 2010

[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist swallows
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist closes his eyes
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist holds out his arms, let's his body become relaxed, and leans forward off the cliff
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist falls, a brief feeling of peace swelling inside him as the wind blows against his face
[18:05]  * LegoAlchemist hits the ground, dying instantly. The look of peace, however, remained on his face long after he hit the ground.
[18:06]  * LegoAlchemist 's broken body is smothered by a crowd forming around the body. People gasp and whisper, giving looks of both revulsion and interest.
[18:07]  * LegoAlchemist 's body is illuminated by the bright flashes of the press. The next day, a photo would appear right on the front page, under the headline "IRC CHANNEL-GOER DIES IN MYSTERIOUS FALL"
[18:08]  * LegoAlchemist 's obituary would be read with horror by the rest of the IRC channel-goers.
[18:09]  * LegoAlchemist 's funeral would be held on a bright, almost mockingly sunny Friday. Many of the #wikia-kingdomhearts-ians would attend, all clad in black and looking grim.
[18:10]  * BlackSoulBlade showed up in a bright red jacket looking very happy and/or drunk
[18:12]  * LegoAlchemist 's body, pale, silent, yet peacful looking, lay like a starved bird in the open casket. The channel-goers would not weep when they saw him, instead give looks of mild disappointment, for none of them truly knew him.
[18:15]  * LegoAlchemist 's casket is closed, and hauled into a limousine. The mourners would file out of the funeral home, still quite shaken, and get into their own vehicles, following the limo all the way to the wiki-graveyard: LegoAlchemist's final resting place.
[18:18]  * LegoAlchemist is lowered into the prepared hole while the channel-goers look on. Still, none of them would shed a tear, not even after the hole had been covered, and they all had the opportunity to let what just occured sink in.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death itself, all the while, was never investigated. It instantly came off as a suicide. After all, why would anyone want to kill LegoAlchemist? But the authorities would have it wrong...
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.

BSB's interpretation of the second Death

November 1, 2010

[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist swallows
[18:03]  * LegoAlchemist closes his eyes
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist holds out his arms, let's his body become relaxed, and leans forward off the cliff
[18:04]  * LegoAlchemist falls, a brief feeling of peace swelling inside him as the wind blows against his face
[18:04]  * BlackSoulBlade tosses a spear at LA, pinning him to the cliff
[18:05]  * LegoAlchemist hits the ground, dying instantly. The look of peace, however, remained on his face long after he hit the ground.
[18:06]  * LegoAlchemist 's broken body is smothered by a crowd forming around the body. People gasp and whisper, giving looks of both revulsion and interest.
[18:06]  * BlackSoulBlade stabs the body
[18:06]  * BlackSoulBlade lights LA's body on fire
[18:07]  * LegoAlchemist 's body is illuminated by the bright flashes of the press. The next day, a photo would appear right on the front page, under the headline "IRC CHANNEL-GOER DIES IN MYSTERIOUS FALL"
[18:08]  * LegoAlchemist 's obituary would be read with horror by the rest of the IRC channel-goers.
[18:08]  * BlackSoulBlade read LA's obit with glee and a need to party
[18:09]  * LegoAlchemist 's funeral would be held on a bright, almost mockingly sunny Friday. Many of the #wikia-kingdomhearts-ians would attend, all clad in black and looking grim.
[18:10]  * Griffen78 goes wearing yellow and holding balloons
[18:10]  * BlackSoulBlade showed up in a bright red jacket looking very happy and/or drunk
[18:12]  * LegoAlchemist 's body, pale, silent, yet peacful looking, lay like a starved bird in the open casket. The channel-goers would not weep when they saw him, instead give looks of mild disappointment, for none of them truly knew him.
[18:13]  * BlackSoulBlade starts dancing on LA's corpse
[18:15]  * LegoAlchemist 's casket is closed, and hauled into a limousine. The mourners would file out of the funeral home, still quite shaken, and get into their own vehicles, following the limo all the way to the wiki-graveyard: LegoAlchemist's final resting place.
[18:18]  * BlackSoulBlade blows up the limo LA's corpse is in
[18:18]  * LegoAlchemist is lowered into the prepared hole while the channel-goers look on. Still, none of them would shed a tear, not even after the hole had been covered, and they all had the opportunity to let what just occured sink in.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death itself, all the while, was never investigated. It instantly came off as a suicide. After all, why would anyone want to kill LegoAlchemist? But the authorities would have it wrong...
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
[18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.

The Third Death

January 5, 2011

[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing steps up onto the ledge of a building top, loses his step, and gets back on.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing poises over the edge of the building, looking around, admiring the view.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing sighs
[21:33] <Reeves|Editing> ...there just isn't anything left.
[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing holds his arms out, gracefully, and lets his body go limp
[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing falls in a splendid arc, off the building and to the concrete below.
[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing feels a moment of peace as the air flies past him. He smiles slightly, despite the inevitable.
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing reaches the end of the rope-
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing lands in a truck full of fluffy pillows
[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> .....what?
[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> Is this hell?
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing watches as the building he just jumped from is demolished. It crumbles to the ground in a heap of rubble.
[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
[21:36]  * Reeves|Editing , that night, sneaks into his garage.
[21:37]  * Reeves|Editing grabs a simple garden hose, inserts the nozzle into the exhaust pipe of his Honda '95, and gets into his car.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing feeds the other end of the hose through his open window, and closes it as far as it can go.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing starts the ignition. The car splutters, and fails to start. he tries again, successfully starting the car, and waits for the noxious gasses to suffocate him.
[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing sits in the car, wating for the inevitable..... when his parents enter the garage.
[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing 's mom says, in a low whisper... "Are you sure we should do this?"
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's father replies, "Oh, yes, it'll be fine..."
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's parents, right there, get on the car and start doing it.
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing can see the whole thing in the rear-view mirror.
[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing tears up.
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing 's mother, suddenly... "Kain- KAIN?!"
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing , later that day, stops taking chances, and finally hangs up a noose in his room.
[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing steps up to a chair and puts the noose around his neck
[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
[21:43]  * Reeves|Editing jumps and kicks the chair from underneath him, hanging limply from his neck. However...
[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing 's cieling breaks open from the strain, a good amount of rubble falling on top of him. His father, complete with a bathtub, falls right on top of him as well.
[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing , later that evening, lays in the hospital in a full body caste, listening the doctor tell him about all the severe injuries he was inflicted upon, and how miraculous it was that he survives.
[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing tries to tell the doctor to finish him off, but his speech is muffled and the doctor cannot understand. The doctor leaves, and Reeves silently weeps.
[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing , just then, suddenly hears a sound outside...
[21:46]  * Reeves|Editing hears the sound of screams... and a chainsaw!
[21:47]  * Reeves|Editing listens to a doctor, screaming in horror, as he runs by - "IT'S THE DELLBERRY DISMEMBERER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
[21:48]  * Reeves|Editing watches as doctors and nurses alike stream through the hallway, accompanied by bits of flayed pieces of bloody flesh. The chainsaw continues to revv, and more screams are heard.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing finally sees him: the masked madman steps right into the view of the open door. It's the Dellberry Dismemberer - he's covered in blood, and his chainsaw is slowly buzzing. He looks directly at Reeves, his eyes glinting with insanity.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing tries to call out to him, ask him to kill him for him, but his speech is still muffled.
[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing watches as - miraculously, the Dellberry Dismemberer passes him by.
[21:50]  * Reeves|Editing loudly sobs as more screams are heard, and a spray of blood drenches his bandaged face.
[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing , still sobbing, was SO sure that there was no way he could EVER die... death would just keep passing him by, cruelly... when suddenly...
[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing is killed instantly when an airstrike demolishes the hospital. His body is burned up, and the remains are never found.
[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> The End.
[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> Wasn't that a great story?

The Fourth Death

January 8, 2011

[19:05] <DoctorReeves> You know what?
[19:05] <DoctorReeves> YOU KNOW WHAT!!
[19:05] <Sinbad> What?
[19:05]  * DoctorReeves hits the wall
[19:06] <OathkeeperKH> ;-; The wall!!!!
[19:06]  * OathkeeperKH cries
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> WHAT IS IT!?!?
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves slaps papers off of a desk
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves upturns the desk
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ._.
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves kicks a trash can
[19:06] <KB0|Fan-Fic> WHAT THE F*** IS IT!?!?!?!?!?
[19:06]  * DoctorReeves throws the pictures on the wall off
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves kicks the bot
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves tosses the tv across the room
[19:07]  * DoctorReeves throws the contents of the refridgerator onto the ground
[19:08]  * DoctorReeves turns the refridgerator on its side
[19:08]  * BakaKidd beats Doc to death*
[19:08]  * DoctorReeves sinks to the ground and breaks down in sobs
[19:08] <DoctorReeves> I just.....
[19:08] <DoctorReeves> I just can't...
[19:08] <BakaKidd> why not?
[19:09] <Sinbad> Lego, just tell us the damn secret.
[19:09]  * DoctorReeves sniffs
[19:09]  * BakaKidd hands Doc a tissue*
[19:09]  * DoctorReeves throws Baka's tissue
[19:09] <DoctorReeves> You tried to kill me, Baka.
[19:09] <DoctorReeves> I don't WANT YOUR DAMN TISSUES.
[19:10]  * DoctorReeves gets up and kicks the wall
[19:10]  * DoctorReeves storms  out of the room
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves returns with his hands in his pockets.
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves has a dark look on his face
[19:11]  * KB0|Fan-Fic has a light look on his face
[19:11]  * OathkeeperKH pokes the Doctor
[19:11]  * KB0|Fan-Fic pokes the Doctor, too
[19:11]  * DoctorReeves smacks 0
[19:12]  * DoctorReeves glares at OKH
[19:12]  * OathkeeperKH is glared at
[19:12] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ._.
[19:12] <OathkeeperKH> ._.
[19:12]  * BakaKidd creeps behind Doc inside a cardboard box*
[19:12]  * DoctorReeves pulls out the gun in his pocket and shoots Baka. Baka IS shot.
[19:12] <DoctorReeves> Now.
[19:12] <KB0|Fan-Fic> Wow.
[19:12] <DoctorReeves> You people will do EXACTLY as I say.
[19:12] <OathkeeperKH> Fine then...
[19:12]  * UnknownEnigma turns away quickly
[19:13] <BakaKidd> *the box stays still as blood flows out from underneath it*
[19:13] <UnknownEnigma> He dead
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> :O
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> YOU KILLED BAKA!
[19:13]  * DoctorReeves points it at 0
[19:13]  * BakaKidd jumps out of the box and kicks the DOC* HELL U!!
[19:13]  * KB0|Fan-Fic un-blocks Lego
[19:13] <DoctorReeves> And you'll be next.
[19:13] <KB0|Fan-Fic> Me?
[19:13]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka twice. Once in the skull and once in the stomache
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves points it back at 0
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> Where were we.
[19:14]  * BakaKidd looks at Doc while the wounds disappear*
[19:14] <BakaKidd> heheheh
[19:14] <UnknownEnigma> Happy belated New Years!
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves looks at Baka.
[19:14] <BakaKidd> doppelgangers rule
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves pushes Baka into the fire
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> No god-mods.
[19:14] <DoctorReeves> Be human, or die.
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves watches as Baka burns up
[19:14]  * BakaKidd burns in the fire, and my red stone shatters*
[19:14]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka
[19:15] <BakaKidd> CRAP!!! *turns to ashes*
[19:15] <KB0|Fan-Fic> ...
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Hmph.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves looks at 0
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Now.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves points the gun directly at 0
[19:15]  * BakaKidd comes back as pyramid head*
[19:15]  * KB0|Fan-Fic shoots Lego. LEGO IS SHOT
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> Let's get this over with.
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves is shot
[19:15] <DoctorReeves> MMMMmmrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
[19:15] <KB0|Fan-Fic> In the leg
[19:15]  * BakaKidd stands between Doc and K0....but is too late*
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves clutches the wo
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves clutches the wound
[19:15]  * DoctorReeves shoots 0 in the stomache
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves stands up, weakly.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic catches the bullet
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves spits bloood on 0.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic fails
[19:16] <KB0|Fan-Fic> GAHHHHH!
[19:16]  * BakaKidd points my great knife at Doc and smite him*
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves dodges
[19:16]  * DoctorReeves shoots Baka
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> Stop.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> Just die.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> You burned up in the flames.
[19:16]  * KB0|Fan-Fic the bullet goes through my body.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> No god-modding.
[19:16] <DoctorReeves> And no clones.
[19:17] <DoctorReeves> You should know that no clones is rule #1.
[19:17] <BakaKidd> i'm not...i'm dead dude *shows that the sword goes through him...not hurting him*
[19:17] <OathkeeperKH> Tell that to Crono.
[19:17]  * DoctorReeves kicks Baka into the fire
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves watches as Baka burns up
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves looks at 0's body.
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves looks at OKH.
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> You're next.
[19:18]  * DoctorReeves points the gun at her
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> Unles you do exactly as I say.
[19:18] <DoctorReeves> *Unless
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> You're next.
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> Lego. What the hell are you waiting for?
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> SHOOT ME!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> Will you give me what I want?
[19:19]  * SilverCrono|BbS shoots OKH
[19:19] <OathkeeperKH> Thank you Crono :D
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> CRONO!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> I WASN'T GOING TO KILL HER!
[19:19] <DoctorReeves> You son of a bitch, you SON OF A BIT-
[19:19]  * DoctorReeves is sniped
[19:20]  * DoctorReeves falls to the ground, a small hole in between his eyes
[19:20]  * DoctorReeves is dead
[19:20]  * Baka|spirit looks at doc's body as i teabag it*
[19:20]  * SilverCrono|BbS teabags with Baka
[19:20] <OathkeeperKH> Crono you sicken me...
[19:21]  * DoctorReeves 's body is blocked from view as the channel goers and teabaggers surround him
[19:21]  * DoctorReeves 's body is eventually taken away by an ambulence.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves is operated upon, and the doctors do everything they can to save him.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves cannot be saved.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves will not return home.
[19:22]  * DoctorReeves is dead.

The Fifth Death

[20:18] <UnknownEnigma> any word bird on the fairy boy with wings?
[20:19] <UnknownEnigma> Nobody knows what I'm talking about...
[20:19] <UnknownEnigma> A SHAME!
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> Here's the breakdown for you shloooww... people
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> word bird-"what's the word? Bird?"
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> i.e.
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> Any news?
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> fairy boy- Link from LoZ
[20:20] <UnknownEnigma> with wings- Link swan diving from the cliff from Skyward Sword
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Hence
[20:21] <Mikazuki_Neko> He has died.
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Any news on Skyward Sword?
[20:21] <Mikazuki_Neko> Can't you get it yourself?
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> Skyward Sword?
[20:21] <UnknownEnigma> NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
[20:22] <UnknownEnigma> Unless....
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> Here's the breakdown for you:
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> No one cares.
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> *shot*
[20:22] <DoctorReeves> GRRAAAAAAAGH!
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves clutches wound
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves stumbles backward and teeters over to the edge of the bulding.
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves collapses on all fours
[20:22]  * DoctorReeves looks up at his shooter
[20:23] <DoctorReeves> ....you're too late.
[20:23]  * DoctorReeves is kicked over the edge of the building and smashes against the pavement
[20:24]  * DoctorReeves is dead