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 == The first Death ==
-:''October 18, 2010''
+:'''''October 18, 2010'''''
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 [17:34] <LegoAlchemist> *shot*
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 ==The Second Death==
-;''November 1, 2010''
+:'''''November 1, 2010'''''
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 [18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
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 === BSB's interpretation of the second Death ===
-:''November 1, 2010''
+:'''''November 1, 2010'''''
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 [18:03]  * LegoAlchemist steps up to the edge of the cliff, and looks over
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 [18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was murder.
 [18:20]  * LegoAlchemist 's death was caused by one of you.</pre>
+==The Third Death==
+:'''''January 5, 2011'''''
+<div class="notice metadata spoiler" id="spoiler" style="border-top: 2px solid #ff0016; border-bottom:2px solid #ff0016; text-align: justify; margin: 1em; padding: 0.2em;">'''<font color=red>Mature Content Warning</font>: ''this section contains content which may be suitable for mature audiences only. View at your own risk.''''' ''([[#{{{1|matureend}}}|Skip section]])''</div>
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+[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing steps up onto the ledge of a building top, loses his step, and gets back on.
+[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing poises over the edge of the building, looking around, admiring the view.
+[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing sighs
+[21:33] <Reeves|Editing> ...there just isn't anything left.
+[21:33]  * Reeves|Editing holds his arms out, gracefully, and lets his body go limp
+[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing falls in a splendid arc, off the building and to the concrete below.
+[21:34]  * Reeves|Editing feels a moment of peace as the air flies past him. He smiles slightly, despite the inevitable.
+[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing reaches the end of the rope-
+[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing lands in a truck full of fluffy pillows
+[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> .....what?
+[21:35] <Reeves|Editing> Is this hell?
+[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing watches as the building he just jumped from is demolished. It crumbles to the ground in a heap of rubble.
+[21:35]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
+[21:36]  * Reeves|Editing , that night, sneaks into his garage.
+[21:37]  * Reeves|Editing grabs a simple garden hose, inserts the nozzle into the exhaust pipe of his Honda '95, and gets into his car.
+[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing feeds the other end of the hose through his open window, and closes it as far as it can go.
+[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
+[21:38]  * Reeves|Editing starts the ignition. The car splutters, and fails to start. he tries again, successfully starting the car, and waits for the noxious gasses to suffocate him.
+[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing sits in the car, wating for the inevitable..... when his parents enter the garage.
+[21:39]  * Reeves|Editing 's mom says, in a low whisper... "Are you sure we should do this?"
+[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's father replies, "Oh, yes, it'll be fine..."
+[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing 's parents, right there, get on the car and start doing it.
+[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing can see the whole thing in the rear-view mirror.
+[21:40]  * Reeves|Editing tears up.
+[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing 's mother, suddenly... "Kain- KAIN?!"
+[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing dissolves into tears.
+[21:41]  * Reeves|Editing , later that day, stops taking chances, and finally hangs up a noose in his room.
+[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing steps up to a chair and puts the noose around his neck
+[21:42]  * Reeves|Editing sighs.
+[21:43]  * Reeves|Editing jumps and kicks the chair from underneath him, hanging limply from his neck. However...
+[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing 's cieling breaks open from the strain, a good amount of rubble falling on top of him. His father, complete with a bathtub, falls right on top of him as well.
+[21:44]  * Reeves|Editing , later that evening, lays in the hospital in a full body caste, listening the doctor tell him about all the severe injuries he was inflicted upon, and how miraculous it was that he survives.
+[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing tries to tell the doctor to finish him off, but his speech is muffled and the doctor cannot understand. The doctor leaves, and Reeves silently weeps.
+[21:45]  * Reeves|Editing , just then, suddenly hears a sound outside...
+[21:46]  * Reeves|Editing hears the sound of screams... and a chainsaw!
+[21:47]  * Reeves|Editing listens to a doctor, screaming in horror, as he runs by - "IT'S THE DELLBERRY DISMEMBERER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
+[21:48]  * Reeves|Editing watches as doctors and nurses alike stream through the hallway, accompanied by bits of flayed pieces of bloody flesh. The chainsaw continues to revv, and more screams are heard.
+[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing finally sees him: the masked madman steps right into the view of the open door. It's the Dellberry Dismemberer - he's covered in blood, and his chainsaw is slowly buzzing. He looks directly at Reeves, his eyes glinting with insanity.
+[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing tries to call out to him, ask him to kill him for him, but his speech is still muffled.
+[21:49]  * Reeves|Editing watches as - miraculously, the Dellberry Dismemberer passes him by.
+[21:50]  * Reeves|Editing loudly sobs as more screams are heard, and a spray of blood drenches his bandaged face.
+[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing , still sobbing, was SO sure that there was no way he could EVER die... death would just keep passing him by, cruelly... when suddenly...
+[21:51]  * Reeves|Editing 's is killed instantly when an airstrike demolishes the hospital. His body is burned up, and the remains are never found.
+[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> The End.
+[21:52] <Reeves|Editing> Wasn't that a great story?
+</pre>
+<div class="notice metadata mature endmature" style="border-top: 2px solid #ff0016; border-bottom:2px solid #ff0016; text-align: justify; margin: 1em; padding: 0.2em;">'''''{{A|{{{1|matureend}}}|Mature Content ends here}}'''''</div>