User:SilverCrono/IRC

The page for IRC stuff.

• /Roundtable - Roundtable logs.

Memories of a Better Time

• More users
• Less chaotic
• Annoying and spammy Crono
• Less noobs
• OKH, BakaKidd, SER, and Crono - gewd times <3

Channels

• #FFWiki
• (secwet)
• (secwet)
• #KHWiki-noticeboard
• #KHWiki-social
• #wikia-khfanon
• ##enuo (secwet, but is invite only, except for certain users.)

IRC Moments of Epic Cool Moments...ism...

[23:42:14] <BSB|MineCraft> SC is Crono first, op second

^truefaxx

[00:14] <Randomnessity> Keep ranting Crono.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> It amuses me tonight.
[00:14] <SilverCrono> Ranting?
[00:14] <SilverCrono> About wut?
[00:14] <The17master> Crono is pedo!
[00:14] <Randomnessity> Whatever you want.
[00:14] <BakaKidd> ...gravity cat is amused!!
[00:14] <NumberXVMoogle> :3
[00:14] <SilverCrono> I can rant about pretty much everything.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> Just don't cross the line.
[00:14] <Mikazuki_Ghost> SC...don't worry. You aren't a pedo...
[00:14] <SilverCrono> Oh! Should I tell you guys about my secret clone!
[00:14] <SilverCrono> *?
[00:14]  * Randomnessity stares at Crono with the evil eye
[00:14] <BakaKidd> .....what?
[00:14] <Randomnessity> WAIT.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> What about #enuo?
[00:14] <The17master> evil clone?
[00:14] <SilverCrono> But... I wanna do it here.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> So everybody can watch out for my secret clone.
[00:15] <Mikazuki_Ghost> #enuo?
[00:15] <SilverCrono> OKAY! STORYTIEM!
[00:15] <SilverCrono> QUESTIONS LATER. STFU.
[00:15] <Randomnessity> FINE.
[00:15] <BakaKidd> XD
[00:15] <The17master> Enuo, Random's god... at least that's what Havoc told me
[00:15] <SilverCrono> Okay, anyway. I was once a soldier for the US Army, in the 1960s.
[00:15] <JFH|Brotherhood> what?
[00:15] <SilverCrono> I led the assault at the Bay of Pigs.
[00:15] <Randomnessity> ._.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> I had a secret mission to assassinate Castro.
[00:15] <Mikazuki_Ghost> \
[00:15] <SilverCrono> So, when I got to his chamber, I shot him.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> But it was a double!
[00:16] <SilverCrono> So, me and my friend Woods were ambushed.
[00:16] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Stupid cat...
[00:16] <The17master> :O
[00:16] <BakaKidd> ....hehehe *gets what crono's saying*
[00:16] <SilverCrono> Woods and the team escaped, but I was captured.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> I was sent to a Russian prison called Vorkuta for 2 years,
[00:16] <SilverCrono> *.
[00:16] == Faethin [~Faethin@wikia/Faethin] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds]
[00:16] <SilverCrono> I met a Russian soldier who fought in WWII.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> Named Reznov.
[00:16]  * The17master don't know what he's saying
[00:16] <BakaKidd> crono.....u copy cat.....
[00:16] <NumberXVMoogle> Muh-Muh-Muh-Meow.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> We escaped together.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> Then... I believe I went to Vietnam.
[00:17] <The17master> shut up moogle
[00:17] <NumberXVMoogle> kupo!
[00:17] <The17master> !neats
[00:17] <SilverCrono> I reunited with Woods.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> We were drafted to fight the Viet Cong.
[00:17] <The17master> !beats
[00:17] <NumberXVMoogle> *bleeds* meo- *shot repeatedly* rowww-- *beaten to within an inch of life*
[00:17] <SilverCrono> Before we left for our mission, I was wanted at the Pentagon.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> I went, and met JFK.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> After getting the briefing (my secret mission was to stop some Soviet called... I forget.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> Anyway, we went to Vietnam.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> Wait, one sec. brb
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> while Crono is away
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> I shall tell MY story
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> so there I was
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> me and the other conspirators had decided to meet the night before
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> to discuss our plans
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> the boldest of us all, Julius Brutus, said that he would deliver the killing blow
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> all the others agreed
[00:19] <The17master> ...this sounds awfully familiar
[00:19] <Mikazuki_Ghost> tick..tock...tick...tock. THIS IS A BORING STORY.
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> it would happen when he came to the Senate the next day
[00:19] <SilverCrono> kk.. back
[00:19]  * The17master fell asleep
[00:19] <SilverCrono> STFU
[00:19] <SilverCrono> MAH STORY TIEM
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> we waited at the entrance
[00:19] <SilverCrono> NO, STFU
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> but Cesare didn't show up
[00:19] <SilverCrono> Okay, so we were in Vietnam. Our team was assaulted.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> we were worried he'd found oout about our plan.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> but Brutus insisted we wait
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> after 5 hours
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> there he was
[00:20] <The17master> oh yay multiple stories
[00:20] <SilverCrono> We left, and I went with hudson (a CIA agent) to the TET Offensive.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> Julius Cesere
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> we attacked
[00:20] <SilverCrono> We found Doctor C-sometihng.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> I was the first to attack
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> he guarded
[00:20] <SilverCrono> He worked with Dragovich (the Soviet guy whose name I forgot).
[00:20] <BakaKidd> hehehe i like this...*listens to both*
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus pulled out his dagger and landed it right in his thigh
[00:20]  * The17master is confused
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Roman guards charged us
[00:20] <Mikazuki_Ghost> BORING STORY!
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> the others and I held them off
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> while Brutus dealt with Cesare
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> we defeated the guards
[00:21] <The17master> okay, now I know what JFH is telling about
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> and ran over to where Brutus and Cesare were dueling
[00:21] <SilverCrono> So, Hudson and I got C-something and left, but C-something was shot.
[00:21] <BakaKidd> heck i knew what bout were talking bout..
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> I ran over and landed a clean blow into Cesare's shoulder with my sword
[00:21] <SilverCrono> He talked about Project Nova, a Soviet bio-weapon.
[00:21] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Can we go to some real violence?
[00:21] <Drake|Writing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n2Y3VsAE3c
[00:21] <NumberXVMoogle> Title -[Final Fantasy XII - Main Theme]   Description -[Final Fantasy XII Main Theme]   Tags -[ Final Fantasy XII]
[00:21] <Drake|Writing> Awe-inspiring
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus took his dagger and beheaded Cesare
[00:21] <SilverCrono> I talked with Reznov
[00:21] <SilverCrono> He told me about Nova...
[00:22] <The17master> VIOLENEC!!!!! SWEET
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> we fled the scene, having become enemies of the state
[00:22] <SilverCrono> It was a Soviet weapon that caused instant disintegration
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Romans came after us at every turn
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> we mutilated their corpses
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> chopping off limbs
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> removing heads
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> stabbing them through the heart
[00:22] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Awesome.
[00:22] <SilverCrono> So we traveled to a compound where Steiner, a scientest working for Dragovich, was held
[00:22] <The17master> MOAR VIOLENCE
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> they begged for mercy, but we knew the second we let up that we'd be done
[00:22] <SilverCrono> The US had orders to keep him aliv
[00:23] <SilverCrono> But he had to die.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Him and Dragovich.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> They caused mass murder, and betrayed Reznov in WWII.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> that is when the Roman Centurion and his forces approached
[00:23] <SilverCrono> So they had to die.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> the other conspirators and I knew we didn't stand a chance
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> ._.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> So, Reznov shot Steiner just as hudson and his men came.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus offered to stay behind
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> >_>
[00:23] <SilverCrono> They knocked me out.
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> O_O
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> and fight them off while we escaped
[00:23] <SilverCrono> I awoke in a torture chamber.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Numbers...
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Numbers were in my f*cking head!
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> we were reluctant, but knew it was either him... or all of us
[00:23] <SilverCrono> F*CKING NUMBERS.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> so we left him and ran
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> we waited 3 days
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson approached, and demanded to know what the numbers meant.
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> we returned to the scene
[00:24] <SilverCrono> I couldn't remember... I needed to know where Reznov was!
[00:24] <BakaKidd> BEST.STORYTIME.EVER!!!!
[00:24] <SilverCrono> We had to kill Dragovich!
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> and there we found Brutus's corpse, along with well over 300 corpses of Roman soldiers
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson said something about Reznov being dead...
[00:24] <Mikazuki_Ghost> STORYTIME FTW
[00:24] <SilverCrono> But he lied! Reznov killed Steiner!
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> the stench was unbearable
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson reveals that it was all a lie...
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> but we wanted to give Brutus a proper burrial
[00:24] <The17master> PURE WIN
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Back in Vorkuta, Dragovich brainwashed me!
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> so we took his body and burried him on a hill not to far from there
[00:25] <SilverCrono> He programmed me to kill Kennedy, in conjunction to Project Nova being launched on the US.
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Romans never came after us again
[00:25] <SilverCrono> But Reznov knew...
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> we fled to Espana
[00:25] <SilverCrono> He redirected my programming to kill Dragovich!
[00:25] <SilverCrono> So, I knew the truth. Project nova was hours away from being launched.
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> and stayed there, knowing that WE had successfully killed Julius Cesare, and gotten away with it
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> -The End-
[00:25] <SilverCrono> But the numbers said the coordinates!
[00:25] <SilverCrono> We had to stop the numbers from being broadcast.
[00:26] <JFH|Brotherhood> and that is my take on the Assassination of Julius Cesare
[00:26] <SilverCrono> We spent 2 hours tracking it down, until I deciphered the numbers...
[00:26] <SilverCrono> I recognized them!
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Back in Vorkuta, Reznov said them every night.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Every goddamn night...
[00:26] <SilverCrono> They were in my head! I couldn't get them out!
[00:26] <SilverCrono> And.. I recognized a place.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> A name...
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Ruslaka.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> The broadcast center.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> A ship... in Cuba.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> Hudson and I, along with hundreds of troops, tracked the ship down.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We only had 20 minutes until the coordinates for Nova to be shot were broadcast.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We shot the ship down and found a secret tunnel...
[00:27] <SilverCrono> A secret rig under the ship!
[00:27] <SilverCrono> Hudson and I infiltrated.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> 5 minutes left...
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We came to a central room and fought for what seemed like hours.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> We came to the central terminal.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> And there was.. Dragovich!
[00:28] <SilverCrono> He took my gun. Hudson was still fighting.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> We wrestled, and I assaulted him.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> I yelled at him, for everything...
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For Reznov dieing in Vorkuta...
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For killing so many people..
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For trying to make me kill my own President!
[00:29] <SilverCrono> As I chocked him to death, I could swear I heard him say "Tried...? I succeded..."
[00:29] <SilverCrono> Hudson stopped the broadcast 6 seconds before schedule.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> We saved America.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I blacked out, and awoke in a dark chamber.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I was hooked up to wires, and seemed to be in a surgical chamber.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I broke free, and looked around.
[00:29] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <SilverCrono> My head hurt, and I could swear I still hear the numbers
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9whgJ5r9s
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> WATCH THAT
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> The f*cking numbers!
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I looked at the table across from me..
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> That image is pure awesomeness!
[00:30] <SilverCrono> And I saw...
[00:30] <SilverCrono> Myself.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I was lying there, on the table.
[00:30] <SilverCrono> It was me.
[00:30] <SilverCrono> Sleeping.
[00:30] <NumberXVMoogle> Title -[What's under Vanitas' helmet?]   Description -[What is there?!]   Tags -[ Kingdom Hearts Birth]
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I looked to the glass.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> You'll find the new generation of Harry Potter --- http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220<br>/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> Damn that's funny
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> There was a glass window, unbreakable on my side.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?
[00:30] <SilverCrono> no exits.
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> Stop linking that for fuck's sake
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> ._.
[00:31] <SilverCrono> And they said...
[00:31]  * Dhaliarosa ignores Drake
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "Thank you, Crono. For everything."
[00:31] <Randomnessity> CRONO, NOW IS THE TIME TO ASK.
[00:31] <BakaKidd> XD funny drake!
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "But... it's to late."
[00:31] <Drake|Writing> I know
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "You're gone too far."
[00:31] <Drake|Writing> camera hacks ftw!
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> FTW
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> BTW
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "Now... it's time for you to be reborn".
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> LTW
[00:31] <SilverCrono> They had cloned me.
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> LIFETIME WISH
[00:31] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Back in 30 or so!
[00:31] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Be right back!
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> fuck's
[00:31] <SilverCrono> The window suddenly broke, and I was tranquilized.
[00:31] == Mikazuki_Ghost [475c7c27@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.92.124.39] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[00:31] <SilverCrono> I next awoke in my house.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And... I didn't remember.
[00:32] <Dhaliarosa> Interesting, "fuck's" isn't a curse word.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> That was 40 years ago.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> Bits and pieces came to me over the years...
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And, last year, I remembered it all.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And, every year, on the anniversary of the day I broke out and Reznov died...
[00:32] <SilverCrono> I stand on my balcany, watching the sunset.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> Watching for my clone to one day show up.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> For the army to kill me because of what I know.
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Drake|Writing said a curse word.  The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> For Reznov to smile at me, one more time...
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Dhaliarosa said a curse word.  The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Dhaliarosa said a curse word.  The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> <end>

Greatest... Backstory... EVER!!!

[02:49:57] <Silversey> How would you like to lick my elbow for 2 pesos?
[02:50:54] <the17m|TWEwY> I'd lick your elbow for a hundred dollars
[02:53:16] <Silversey> the17m|TWEwY: NO.
[02:53:17] <Silversey> 2.
[02:53:19] <Silversey> PESOS.
02:56:32] <the17m|TWEwY> I WANT A HUNDRED BUCKS
[02:56:32] <the17m|TWEwY> TAKE IT OR LEAVE WITH YOUR HEAD ON MY DESK
[02:57:12] Crono|Duodecim [~ENUO@c-98-244-176-72.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] is now known as SUPAOLOSCRONO
[02:57:22] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> NO, DAMMIT
[02:57:24] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> PESOS
[02:57:26] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> CAN'T YOU READ
[02:57:31] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> ENGLISH, MUTHAFUKA
[02:57:36] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[02:59:04] <the17m|TWEwY> I'M SPEAKING MAN, BOI, IMMA BUST THROUGH YOUR BODY WITH A DRILL THAT PIERCES THE HEAVEN
[02:59:15] <the17m|TWEwY> HUNDRED BUCKS. I DON'T DO PESOS.
[02:59:47] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> BRO
[02:59:51] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WATCH YOURSELF
[03:00:01] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> I WILL TURN INTO A MECHA LARGER THAN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
[03:00:04] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND DRILL YOU WITH IT
[03:00:11] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> PESOS, BITCH.
[03:00:19] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> NO PESOS? TWO OPTIONS.
[03:00:21] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> TITS OR GTFO.
[03:00:54] <the17m|TWEwY> BOI
[03:01:11] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> YEAH
[03:01:13] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THATS RIGHT
[03:01:15] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> I WENT THERE
[03:01:18] <the17m|TWEwY> I CAN TRANSFORM INTO A MASS OF MANLY ENRGY THAT IS WAY LARGER THAN A MECHA THAT'S LARGER THAN A KNOWN UNIVERSE
[03:01:24] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> OH YEAH?
[03:01:30] <the17m|TWEwY> AND I CAN DRILL YOUR MECHA WITH IT
[03:01:34] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WELL, MY MECHA IS COMPRISED OF FOUR OTHER MECHAS
[03:01:35] <the17m|TWEwY> YEAH
[03:01:41] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> EACH LARGER THAN A HUMMER ON STERIODS
[03:01:44] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WITH DRILLS
[03:01:47] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THAT I CAN DRILL YOU WITH
[03:01:52] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> SO PESOS
[03:01:52] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> TITS
[03:01:54] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> OR GTFO
[03:02:38] <the17m|TWEwY> IMMA MASS OF MANLY ENERGY FROM HEAVENLY CLASS MECHAS, 8 OF THEM TO BE EXACT
[03:02:50] <the17m|TWEwY> MY DRILL IS SO DAMN BIGGER THAN YOURS
[03:03:02] <the17m|TWEwY> BESIDES ALL I HAVE ARE MAN BOOBS
[03:03:07] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MY MECHA AND DRILLS ARE COMPRISED OF MANLY ENERGY AND LOVE
[03:03:14] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> DON'T MAKE ME USE THE SECRET TECHNIQUE
[03:03:20] <the17m|TWEwY> THEY'RE LIKE TITS, ONLY FLATTER AND HAIRY
[03:03:23] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MY-WIFE-IS-THE-BEST-IN-THE-UNIVERSE-SWIRL
[03:03:32] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> OR EVEN KAMINA'S-RAEG
[03:03:34] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> DOOD
[03:03:38] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> KAMINA'S-RAEG, MAN
[03:03:47] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> I BLEW UP A BLACK HOLE WITH THAT
[03:03:56] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> SO SHOW ME TITS
[03:03:59] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> PAY IN PESOS
[03:04:02] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> OR GTFO
[03:04:15] <the17m|TWEwY> I'LL USE DAI-GURREN BRIGADE'S RAEG
[03:04:22] <the17m|TWEwY> 20 BLACK HOLES MAN
[03:04:43] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THEN I'LL USE SUPAOLOSKAMINA'S RAEG + BOOBEH POWAH
[03:04:46] <the17m|TWEwY> IT'LL TEAR YOU APART AND EACH OF YOUR ATOM WILL BE SUCKED BY DIFFERENT BLACK HOLES
[03:05:05] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THE POWER OF MY SUPAOLOSMOVE IS SO SUPAOLOSSTRONG THAT IT IS COLDER THAN ABSOLUTE ZERO
[03:05:13] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> IT FREEZES ALL YOUR MOLECULES, INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
[03:05:17] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND THEN IT DRILLS YOU
[03:05:27] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY EXPLODE AND CEASE TO EXIST
[03:05:33] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> NOT TO MENTION EXCRUTIATING PAIN
[03:05:43] <the17m|TWEwY> I CAN MAKE A BIG BANG THAT'LL RIP YOUR ATOMS APART AND TURN YOU INTO A DRILL
[03:05:44] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> ALL THIS CAN BE AVOIDED WITH TITS, PESOS, OR GETTING THE F*CK OUT
[03:06:01] <the17m|TWEwY> THEN I'LL DRILL YOUR DRILL
[03:06:10] <the17m|TWEwY> OR MAYBE ABSORB YOU
[03:06:10] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MY DRILL MAKES YOUR DRILL CEASE TO EXIST
[03:06:13] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THEN YOU HAVE NO DRILL
[03:06:16] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THEN I DRILL YOU
[03:06:18] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THEN YOU DIE
[03:06:38] <the17m|TWEwY> MY DRILL ERASES YOUR DRILL FORM EXISTANCE AND HISTORY
[03:06:51] <the17m|TWEwY> THEN I DRILL YOU
[03:07:00] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AH, YOU FORGET
[03:07:07] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MY DRILL ALSO HAS BOOBEH POWAH
[03:07:12] <the17m|TWEwY> AND YOU'LL DIE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR MANBOOBS
[03:07:16] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> BOOBEH POWAH GIVES YOU AN ERECTION
[03:07:25] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WILL YOU ARE DRILLING ME, I MOVE SO FAST
[03:07:27] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> SO SUPAOLOSFAST
[03:07:27] <Sove> ._.
[03:07:31] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> THAT YOU ATTACK MY AFTERIMAGE
[03:07:34] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND THEN I DRILL YOUR PENIS
[03:07:43] <Sove> Wth is happening here
[03:07:45] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND WHILE YOU DOUBLE OVER IN EXCRUTIATING PAIN, I USE MY SPECIAL MOVE
[03:07:52] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> BOTH KILLING YOU AND REMOVING YOU FROM EXISTENCE
[03:07:55] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> BITCH
[03:07:59] <the17m|TWEwY> MY PENIS IS MADE FROM STEEL COVERED WITH MANLY AURA
[03:08:10] <the17m|TWEwY> NO DRILL CAN PIERCE IT
[03:08:21] <Sove> And btw, manboobs are gross
[03:08:29] <Sove> No boner from them
[03:08:40] <the17m|TWEwY> WHILE YOU'RE BUSY DRILLING MY INDESTRUCTIBLE PENIS, I SHALL DRILL A HOLE THROUGH <B> YOUR </B> PENIS
[03:08:46] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MY DRILL HAS SUPAOLOSKAMINA POWAH
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[03:08:54] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> HE BUSTS THROUGH STEEL
[03:08:54] <the17m|TWEwY> AND THEN YOU'LL DIE DICKLESS
[03:08:58] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WHILE ABSORBING YOUR MANLY AURA
[03:09:11] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> SO WHILE YOU DRILL A HOLE THROUGH THE PENIS OF MY EARLIER MENTIONED AFTERIMAGE
[03:09:17] <the17m|TWEwY> THE POSSIBLE NUMBER OF MY MANLY AURA IS INFINITE
[03:09:19] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> I DRILL YOU AND YOU DIE
[03:09:31] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> KAMINA IS ABOVE INFINITE
[03:09:36] <the17m|TWEwY> THE PENIS IS SOURCE OF MANLY POWER
[03:09:36] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS?
[03:09:59] <the17m|TWEwY> AND MY PENIS IS INFUSED WITH SIMON'S MANLY POWER
[03:10:06] <the17m|TWEwY> INDESTRUCTIBLE, BITCH
[03:10:09] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> KAMINA > SIMON
[03:10:17] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND MY DRILL HAS BOTH KAMINA'S POWER
[03:10:19] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> YOKO'S SEXINESS
[03:10:33] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> AND... MORE SEXINESS
[03:10:39] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> SO YOU JUST GOT OWNT
[03:10:51] <the17m|TWEwY> I HAVE NIA'S BOOBS
[03:11:01] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> YOKO'S BOOBS > NIA'S BOOBS
[03:11:20] <the17m|TWEwY> BUT NIA'S CUTE
[03:11:23] <the17m|TWEwY> CUTENESS PREVAILS
[03:11:49] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> NOPE
[03:11:50] <the17m|TWEwY> WHO WOULD WANT A GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS BUT WITH CHRIS CHAN'S FACE?
[03:11:56] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> IT'S CALLED A MASK
[03:11:59] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> WITH MEGAN FOX ON IT
[03:12:03] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> MEGAN FOX MASK + YOKO > NIA
[03:12:06] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> ...owait.
[03:12:11] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> We are out of stock.
[03:12:16] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> Okay then, pesos not needed.
[03:12:24] <the17m|TWEwY> ............lolwut
[03:12:30] <SUPAOLOSCRONO> Thank you, come again.

A battle of MANLY proportions!

[00:24:29] <SilverCrono> 1) Crono wakes up early and isn't tired. YAAAY.
[00:25:00] <SilverCrono> 2) Crono gets allowance raise and an advance, so he has money to buy chicken sandwich instead of making microwavable pancakes.
[00:25:20] <SilverCrono> 3) Crono gets free chicken sandwich when lady gives it to him for no reason.
[00:25:41] <SilverCrono> 4) Crono finds out he aced his supaolosimportant exams he took a while ago.
[00:25:58] <SilverCrono> 5) Crono finds out he got a 96 on supaoloshard math test he took last week.
[00:26:12] <SilverCrono> 6) Crono asks girl he lieky'd long time to school dance, and gets a yes.
[00:26:25] <SilverCrono> 7) Crono watches Thor in 3D, and is satisfied.
[00:26:29] <SilverCrono> So jyes, VERY GOOD DAY.

^BEST DAY EVER