User:LegoAlchemist

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LegoAlchemist is experiencing some major inactivity without his consent. He will return school ends at the very latest. (Sorry)

Personality

• I am not going to take your crap.
• I am nice ...when I want to be.
• Don't expect things from me.
• Take me seriously. I am not joking.
  • I will lie when I need to.
• I am not the same person I was before now.
• Everything that I draw and write is a piece of shit. This is the way I am - deal with it.

Interests

Likes

• Friends
• Ice Cream
• Soft piano music
• Baking
• LOST
• NCIS
• Drawing
• Rock Climbing
• Sleeping
• Writing
• Lady GaGa
• Women
• Troll humor
• Lulz
• Legos
• Fullmetal Alchemist
• Pokemon
• Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Dislikes

• You.
  • Yes, there are exceptions.
• Religion. Deal with it.
• This wiki
• Friday
• Bragging. Any form of it. Some exceptions.
  • Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite.
• Twitter
• Waiting
• Cleaning
• Noobs
  • You.
• Dark places
• Justin Bieber
• Spam
• Vegetables
• Insomnia
• Bullies
• Yaoi
• You.

Fun Facts

• I am extremely paranoid.
• The only reason I'm still around is so I can make Featured User.
• I have never been out of country.
• I am antisocial in real life - not because I dislike people, but because I'm shy.
• I know a lot of your real names and specific locations. Even what some of you look like...
  • Especially the people on the IRC.
• My Fruit Ninja high score is 794.
• I hate negative criticism towards me. It just depresses me.
• Yes, I live in Oregon.
• I introduced Theory namespace on the wikia-wiki and Friend Userboxes.
• I'm also known as DoctorReeves.
  • This derives from my last name, Kain Reeves. My full name is Kainavin Duncan Cornelius Apollo Reeves. Cool name, huh?
    • It's called a pen-name, geniuses.
• I actually have little respect for this wiki's community.
  • Except for, like, six of you.
    • No, you are not one of the six.
• I don't lie.
  • Except when I need to.
    • Which happens often.
      • But then how often do I lie?
        • Wasn't the top bullet a lie anyway?
          • Either way, some of these bullets are lies.
            • But which ones?
              • You decide.
• I like to think about things. This is called philosophy.
  • You cannot prove objective reality.
    • The only thing I can prove that exists is myself. Everything else in the world could simply be a deception of my sensory perception.
    • The IRC does not exist. Everything that happens on there is, in comparison to real life, fake.
      • This is because the only sense I can use to prove its reality is my sight. And sight is deceptive.
      • Since all activity that happens there is anonymous, I cannot prove that the users who dwell there are people at all. They could be extremely clever bots, for all I know.
        • Thus, the nature of my relationships here truly are up for debate.
  • Since space cannot continue without time, time essentially is space.
    • Space is a plane with infinite volume. Time is a string. But this is contradictory to the above bullet, as strings are not planes with infinite volume.
      • Or are they?
      • But if time is space, that means that either space is a string or time is a plane with infinite volume.
        • Or something else entirely?
• My work ethic is terrible. Seriously - it's ten o'clock and I haven't touched my math homework.
  • This is the reason I'm trying to stay off the internet.
• I evoke proper grammar.
  • Both upon myself and upon to you.
    • Seriously, guys, learn English.
      • I'll give you lessons if I have to. I am not kidding. Learn English please.
• Contrary to popular belief, I actually do have a life.
  • And a damn good one, may I add.
    • Sometimes.
  • So what does this unnecessarily long bulleted list say about me...?
• Congrats, you're reached the bottom of my page. Did you learn something new about me?
  • The things you learn when people are being blunt but one-hundred percent truthful are shocking.
  • While you're here, why not waste another few minutes of your life looking at my Userpage +?
    • Go do your homework. Or read a book. Or go outside. Get off my page and get a life.
• I have nothing else to say.

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