User:Sorceror Nobody
About me...sort of
Sorceror Nobody's logo ← My personal logo
I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies). Although I am a Nobody, I am not under Xemnas's control, nor am I affiliated in any way with Organization XIII. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except Axel of course, and Roxas I guess. Zexion is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious.
Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, with Kingdom Hearts II being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 and XII, as well as KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH Chain of Memories on GBA.
I am also on the Final Fantasy Wiki, YouTube and FanFiction.net. Feel free to check out my videos (mainly parodies) and my fanfiction (which has the grand total of one chapter so far, and is on official hiatus).
Sorceror Nobody ← Self-portrait (lol)
Achievements
Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all.
Kingdom Hearts
| Olympus Coliseum Cup | Record Time Remaining |
| Phil Cup | 01'42"19 |
| Pegasus Cup | 00'13"59 |
| Hercules Cup | 00'28"79 |
| Hades Cup | 01'51"13 |
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Jungle Slider | 00'32"03 | All 10 fruits collected |
| 01'28"51 | All 20 fruits collected | |
| 01'53"83 | All 30 fruits collected | |
| 2'43"89 | All 40 fruits collected | |
| 2'51"16 | All 50 fruits collected | |
| Vine Jump (No Glide cheating) | ... | Jump Course |
| ... | Trap Course | |
| ... | Acrobat Course | |
| ... | Expert Course | |
| Pooh's Hunny Hunt | 265 licks | ... |
| Block Tigger | 216 points | ... |
| Pooh's Swing | 43 yards | ... |
| Tigger's Giant Pot | 00'29"11 | ... |
| Pooh's Muddy Path | 03'30"06 | ... |
| Rare Truffle Hits Record | 4 hits |
| Record Score - Sora vs Riku | 99 vs 30 |
Chain of Memories
Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.
Kingdom Hearts II
Proud Mode complete, 100% Journal, all characters at level 99, Summon and all Drive Forms at level 7, 100% Gummi Route completion.
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Twilight Town | ||
| Mail Delivery | 00'08"31 | ... |
| Cargo Climb | 00'10"74 | ... |
| Grandstander | 338 hits | ... |
| Poster Duty | 00'25"03 | ... |
| Bumble Buster | 00'02"79 | ... |
| Junk Sweep | 2 hits | ... |
| SB Street Rave | 2226 points | ... |
| Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden | ||
| SB Freestyle | 1819 points | ... |
| Olympus Coliseum | ||
| Phil's Training | 1771 points | ... |
| Underdrome High Scores | 2583 points | Pain and Panic |
| 1693 points | Cerberus | |
| 7099 points | Titan | |
| 4776 points | Goddess of Fate | |
| 4276 points | Pain and Panic Paradox | |
| 1582 points | Cerberus Paradox | |
| 11053 points | Titan Paradox | |
| 23848 points | Hades Paradox | |
| Agrabah | ||
| Magic Carpet | 65 Heartless | ... |
| SB Sand Slider | 14 points | ... |
| Halloween Town | ||
| Gift Wrapping | 174 points | ... |
| SB Workshop Rave | 1847 points | ... |
| Port Royal | ||
| SB Time Attack | 00'18"14 | ... |
| Space Paranoids | ||
| Light Cycle | 34 Heartless | ... |
| 100 Acre Wood | ||
| A Blustery Rescue | 19170 points | ... |
| Hunny Slider | 9872 points | ... |
| Balloon Bounce | 7342 points | ... |
| The Expotition | 01'04"06 | ... |
| The Hunny Pot | 9999 points | ... |
| Gummi Route | Mission 1 | Mission 2 | Mission 3 |
| Asteroid Sweep | 30 (S) | 517 (S) | 2526689 (S+4) |
| Stardust Sweep | 30 (S) | 553 (S) | 2752286 (S+5) |
| Phantom Storm | 30 (S) | 598 (S) | 1414909 (S+1) |
| Splash Island | 30 (S) | 467 (S) | 1697909 (S+2) |
| Floating Island | 30 (S) | 387 (S) | 1391619 (S+2) |
| Ancient Highway | 30 (S) | 350 (S) | 1278819 (S+1) |
| Broken Highway | 30 (S) | 354 (S) | 1093239 (S) |
| Sunlight Storm | 30 (S) | 662 (S) | 2721949 (S+4) |
| Assault of the Dreadnought | 30 (S) | 708 (S) | 1444239 (S+1) |
Trivia
This section is about things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, etc.
DISCLAIMER: My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!
- On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia was the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.
- At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.
