Today i watched Oliver Twist for the first time. Now i read the book but that was a long time ago and i could barely remember that Sikes would be accidentally hanged. But i did remember that what ever age that the story happened in truly had some of the most stupid people EVER!....specially one old lady,all the boys who were with Fagin,Sikes,that Judge guy along with like 10 other characters. Anyway back to Kingdom Hearts II.
Makes-no-sense-dreams+beating people up = Awesomesauce!.
Yes yet again Roxas has weird dreams that make no sense but they are of no importance really....or at least im pretty sure.
Anyway its time for the STRUGGLE Tournament! Outside a man will tell you your almost late...or that Roxas is late..i dunno there are so many cutscene's it could probably make a 5 hour movie..or more. Alright a cutscene now follows as you can see on your tv screens but if you are not watching that and are instead reading this then you will get to know that in that cutscene there was a fat guy talking about the tournament,another guy who introduces "the four bad boys" who are competing,the grand prize The FOUR Crystal Trophy.
Oh and do i dare mention the only character from FF6 AND a game that wasn't in 3D the guy that i thought was Ansem when i first saw him....Setzer...along with his non-appearing squeeling fan girls.
Now you are suppose to go and listen to the rules of the tournament from a guy at the status board. But first go to the Back Alley to fight Seifer and gain 12 EXP on the side. After that talk to the rule guy. After that go back and fight Seifer and beat the crap out of him..again. The talk to the fat guy on the stadium to start you first fight with....Hayner Dun Dun DUUUN. Im gonna take Hayner as a mini-game or a mini-boss hmm i don't know..WAIT...i know
Mini-GameBoss: Hayner
| Mini-GameBoss : Hayner |
I hope you were listening to the rules FOR ONCE cause I'm not gonna explain it. Just hit Hayner with a combo once and then run away. If he hits you again and gets more orbs then you just go after him and hit him more until you have more then him and then just....HAUL ASS!!. |
Vivi vs Seifer
After your fight a yet another cutscene ensues and Hayner complains about losing. After that Vivi turns into Yoda and beats the crap out of Seifer like a badass *need to praise Vivi as a god...rising*.
Before you fight Vivi go and fight Seifer AGAIN. By now you must have leveled up at least by one level. Then go fight Vivi
Mini-GameBoss: Vivi
| Mini-GameBoss : Vivi |
Vivi is a bit trickier then Hayner but if you land one successful hit just...HAUL ASS..again. Vivi's AI is somewhat stupid. Most of the time Vivi will be walking back and forth striking the air and the invisible wall that cage's the strugglers. After a while the timer will run out and you win. |
Axel is his buddy
Anyway just as Roxas makes the final blow time freezes again. Seriously I'm gonna keep a time freeze count now....Time Freeze count: 3. And YES Vivi turns into another god damn circus freak......i hate you guys SO MUCH! Its like they never end. Yes Roxas, AGAIN!! You gain the keyblade again so this time you wont have to..not hit them before your weapon turns into it. Just fight them off it should be easy by now. After that a man i a black coat appears with applause. The man in the black cloak unveils himself as Axel. Axel sure has a funky hairstyle there. Anyway Axel also wants a beating. So lets give it to him...on the next page!!.
Just pause your game and wait for the next part, or you could do it like regular people do and fight him without a guide, seriously the first bosses in this game are so easy you don't really need a guide but oh well. Kick his ass!