This page contains a list of quotes said by Mushu during the course of Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II.
Cutscene Quotes
Kingdom Hearts II
- "I am Mushu."
— during one of Roxas's dreams. - "See that, Mulan? It's Shan-Yu, leader of the Hun army! C'mon, girl. This is your big chance!"
— upon landing in The Land of Dragons. - "I can see it now: "Fa Mulan whups public enemy number one!" You gonna be famous! I'm talkin' A-list!"
— while talking to "Ping". - "That's right, I know you heard of me! I'm little, lethal, and legendary! Now y'all scram before I get my dragon dander up!'
— talking about himself. - "Yeah, well you better HOPE I miss YOU, or else you're—you're... Sora! Donald! Goofy!"
— talking to Sora and company. - "Know them? Man, we used to kick all kinds of bad guy butt together! Yeah, you know, I helped these guys out of a lot of tight spots. 'Cause I'm a mighty dragon! Right?"
— talking about Sora and company during their previous adventure. - "And that puts you three up to your eyeballs in debt to Ping here."
— talking about repaying "Ping's" debt. - "See, Ping here was just on his way to join the Imperial army."
— talking about Ping. - "I don't know—those two would fall for anything."
— talking about how Sora and Donald got fooled by Mulan's disguise. - "Remember, girl—manly!"
— to Mulan before entering the encampment. - "Who you callin' a shrimp, panda lips? I'm a bona fide guardian dragon!"
— after the fight when Sora and company as well as Ling, Yao and look at Mulan. - "Okay, girl! Here's your chance! I just saw this real shady guy. And I know it's Shan-Yu."
— talking about Shan-Yu. - "So, let's go find out where Shan-Yu is, by ourselves. Then, if we're lucky, we can fry him up good! Though just tracking the guy down should earn us our stars... Captain Musclehead will have to notice my girl!"
— discussing the situation with Sora and company. - "What? What is it?"
— before the barrier forms inside the cave. - "Please! That Hun is old news! We're gonna tell the Captain how thousands of Heartless stormed the cave, and Ping took out almost every one of 'em!"
— after the barrier vanishes in the cave. - "Me, hey, whoa! Whoa! Wait a second! Ah!"
— before using him to lit the fire cannon. - "You're going the wrong way!"
— when he's on the fire cannon. - "First she uses me as a lighter, then she turns me into a cannon ball. The head ancestor's gonna hear about this. You know, that's it! I give up! I can't take this no more. C'mon, Mulan. Let's quit this charade and go home, girl."
— after he pops out of the snow after the avalanche. - "You know, your daddy's gonna be steamed as a chicken dumpling."
— when Mulan tells him that their going home. - "Now that's what I call burning some hunny-bun! Aw, yeah! Mulan's the best! Mulan's the best! No, wait a minute—I'm the best! Mushu's the best! Mushu's the best!"
— after defeating Shan-Yu. - "Now they GOTTA let me go back to bein' a guardian! They GOTTA!"
— talking about becoming a guardian. - "You know, I just didn't wanna bog y'all down with all a guardian's deeds. See, they're very complex, a lot of fine print. You wouldn't understand."
— before Shan-Yu's sword glows.
Action Quotes
Kingdom Hearts
- "I am Mushu."
— upon summoning him. - "Bye bye!"
— upon dismissal.
Kingdom Hearts II
- "I'll handle this!"
— starting Dragonblaze. - "I'm on fire!"
— after finishing Dragonblaze.