Hello everyone, i'm known around the world as Roxas. I may look like a teenager in real life....but i am actually over 250 years old. I was trained by the original keyblade wielder. i am not from this world, but originally from tattooine, thats why the kingdom hearts series is so much like star wars. You know with the keyblades and lightsabers. But anyway...thats not important. I am here to tell everyone that i have made love to Kairi. I didnt want to tell Sora personally, so i am telling him via my online diary. hey, sora...kairi and you have been married for about 15 years....but....i made love to her a week ago. we were at the party at the radiant garden, and i was high on pcp, and i was drinking, and she was tripping on angel dust, and we began to talk and she just got into a fight with you, and one thing lead to another and we began to kiss and i took her shirt off. felt her up, and i'm not going to lie sora it was fucking amazing. she has the best body. but anyway, i pounded that shit all fucking night....like really, she can keep up. the fucked up thing is that when you called, and we were talking about you two, she was sucking my dick. I busted in her mouth and then i bounced after. But after i left about a few hours later, I was feeling so guilty because it was so fucking good. damn....so...yea...thats what i wanted to tell you...i'm sorry...sora, hope you can forgive...peace dude.
The Oathkeeper (約束のお守り Yakusoku no Omamori, lit. "Oath's Charm") is a Keychain for Sora's Keyblade which appears in Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II, and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. It also appears as half of Roxas's dual set of Keyblades alongside the Oblivion, and was transformed from his original Kingdom Key after he absorbed Xion. Fundamentally, the Oathkeeper is symbolic of Sora's memories of Kairi. (more....)