Ok, first things first. Basically, for anything not immediately specific to KH, you'll find a lot more info on my FFWiki userpage.

About me...sort of

Sorceror Nobody's logo ← My personal logo

I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies). Although I am a Nobody, I am not under Xemnas's control, nor am I affiliated in any way with Organization XIII. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except Axel of course, and Roxas I guess. Zexion is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious. The jury is out on what I think of Xion, partly because she's a complicated issue, and partly because I have to wait until October to experience the evidence myself...

Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, with Kingdom Hearts II being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XII, XII: Revenant Wings, Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates and Tactics A2, as well as The World Ends With You and, of course, KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH Chain of Memories, but don't actually have either. I am now (very) eagerly awaiting the release of KH 358/2 Days.

I am also on FFWiki, TWEWY Wiki, YouTube, DeviantArt and FanFiction.net. Feel free to check out my videos, my Deviations (including a couple of my own Keyblade designs) and my fanfiction, which has finally been updated with a second chapter (but I'm still calling hiatus for now unless the third chapter follows fairly soon).

Sorceror Nobody ← Self-portrait (lol)


Achievements

Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all... except for anything where I have the optimum record (maximum score or whatever). All such perfect records are in red text.


Important note about records:

The values listed below are only those that I have existing save file evidence of, and may not therefore be my actual records. Any better record (achieved by me) than that shown here must be from an old (i.e. deleted) save file. Therefore, any record stated below is one which I either still have the save file for, or at least had the save file at the time of writing the record here.


Kingdom Hearts

Olympus Coliseum Cup Record Time Remaining
Phil Cup 01'42"19
Pegasus Cup 00'13"59
Hercules Cup 00'28"79
Hades Cup 01'51"13


Minigame Record Notes
Jungle Slider 00'32"03 All 10 fruits collected
01'28"51 All 20 fruits collected
01'53"83 All 30 fruits collected
02'43"89 All 40 fruits collected
02'51"16 All 50 fruits collected
Vine Jump (No Glide cheating) ... Jump Course
... Trap Course
... Acrobat Course
... Expert Course
Pooh's Hunny Hunt 265 licks N/A
Block Tigger 216 points N/A
Pooh's Swing 43 yards N/A
Tigger's Giant Pot 00'29"11 N/A
Pooh's Muddy Path 03'30"06 N/A


Rare Truffle Hits Record 4 hits


Record Score - Sora vs Riku 99 vs 30


Chain of Memories

Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.


Kingdom Hearts II

Proud Mode completed (repeatedly), 100% Journal completion, all characters at level 99, Summon and all Drive Forms at level 7, 100% Gummi Route completion. I have also defeated Sephiroth on one save file without using any items at level 99, and again more recently on another file, defeating him both faster and at a lower level (level 89 to be precise). It is fairly safe to assume that all of my records are on Proud Mode, as only the first of my many save files was Standard Mode.


Minigame Record Notes
Twilight Town
Mail Delivery 00'07"83 N/A
Cargo Climb 00'10"74 N/A
Grandstander 438 hits N/A
Poster Duty 00'25"03 N/A
Bumble Buster 00'02"79 N/A
Junk Sweep 1 hit N/A
SB Street Rave 2226 points N/A
Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden
SB Freestyle 2533 points N/A
Olympus Coliseum
Phil's Training 1891 points N/A
Underdrome High Scores 2583 points Pain and Panic
1693 points Cerberus
7099 points Titan
4776 points Goddess of Fate
4276 points Pain and Panic Paradox
1582 points Cerberus Paradox
11053 points Titan Paradox
23848 points Hades Paradox
Agrabah
Magic Carpet 65 Heartless N/A
SB Sand Slider 14 points N/A
Halloween Town
Gift Wrapping 181 points N/A
SB Workshop Rave 1847 points N/A
Port Royal
SB Time Attack 00'18"14 N/A
Space Paranoids
Light Cycle 37 Heartless N/A
100 Acre Wood
A Blustery Rescue 19170 points N/A
Hunny Slider 9872 points N/A
Balloon Bounce 7342 points N/A
The Expotition 01'04"06 N/A
The Hunny Pot 9999 points N/A


Gummi Route Mission Medal Lv. Enemies Score
Asteroid Sweep 1 30 (S) 376 1227630
2 30 575 (S) 2216647
3 30 730 2526689 (S+4)
Stardust Sweep 1 30 (S) 358 1742871
2 ... 616 (S) ...
3 ... ... 3364849 (S+6)
Phantom Storm 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 640 (S) ...
3 ... ... 2740759 (S+4)
Splash Island 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 470 (S) ...
3 ... ... 1737489 (S+3)
Floating Island 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 387 (S) ...
3 ... ... 1439819 (S+2)
Ancient Highway 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 409 (S) ...
3 ... ... 1624059 (S+3)
Broken Highway 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 401 (S) ...
3 ... ... 1093239 (S)
Sunlight Storm 1 30 (S) ... ...
2 ... 702 (S) ...
3 ... ... 3018249 (S+4)
Assault of

the Dreadnought

1 30 (S) 427 1870039
2 30 708 (S) 1836249
3 ... ... 5535159 (S+5)

Note: Ranks are only given for the Mission Parameter that is relevant to the Mission Level. However, I have included the other two Parameters in each case because each Mission Level is technically a different challenge even for any single Gummi Route, and therefore the achievement of records is applicable to all three Parameters for all 27 Gummi Missions. Also note that the non-ranked ones are not necessarily my best because unlike with the Mission Parameters, the game doesn't keep a visible list of your high scores on the Non-Mission Parameters, so I have to rely on beating my existing record in order to be told what my new record is.


Trivia

Here is some standard trivia:

  • I invented the term "xagranam", which is an anagram with the letter X added, i.e. the process by which Organization XIII members are named. Of course, "xagranam" is an example of itself, being a xagranam of the word anagram.
  • I have created a few comedic scenes using sprites from Chain of Memories. You can see them here.


The following "trivia" are things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, just plain weird, etc.

DISCLAIMER: My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!


  • On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia was the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.
  • At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.


Game Challenges

This is such a popular concept among video gamers, so I thought I'd devise some. Be warned, most of them are outright daft and suggested mostly for the sake of amusement. Still, some of them are feasible, and a couple are actually ones I've done. Each challenge has up to two of the following tags:

(SN) Challenge has been completed by me at least once.
(IM) Challenge is definitely or most likely impossible.
(AB) Challenge is possible but also absurdly difficult.
(PL) Challenge is plausible, and could probably be done.
(ZZ) Challenge is easy, but time-consuming and boring.


Kingdom Hearts

No Abilities (AB)

Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, except during any time when gameplay cannot progress without it. Shared abilities are permitted through this excepting case.


Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)

Defeat Sephiroth without any of Sora's abilities equipped. Shared abilities must also be disabled.


Phantom No Stop (IM)

Defeat Phantom without using Stop magic.


99 Coconuts (SN) (ZZ)

Collect 99 coconuts on the Destiny Islands.


Riku Sucks (ZZ)

Get a Sora vs Riku score of 99/0 on Destiny Islands.


Sora Sucks (ZZ)

Get a Sora vs Riku score of 0/99 on Destiny Islands.


Chain of Memories

I'll let you know if I think of any.


Kingdom Hearts II

Roxas Lv99 (ZZ) (ZZ)

Get Roxas to Level 99 before the end of the 6th Day.


No Drives (PL)

Complete the storyline without using any Drive Forms.


No Abilities (AB)

Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, unless gameplay cannot progress without doing so.


Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)

Defeat Sephiroth without any abilities equipped.


Sephiroth No Items (SN) (PL)

Defeat Sephiroth without using any healing items.


Sephiroth No Magic (PL)

Defeat Sephiroth without using any spells. This only really applies to Cure and Reflect, since he's immune to everything else.


Sephiroth No All (AB) (AB)

All three of the above challenges combined.


Lap of Honour (AB) (AB)

Successfully reach the finish on all 27 Gummi Missions using a Gummi Ship which has the Crown Gummi attached.


Minimal Experience (AB) (AB)

Complete the storyline with minimal exp. This is done by defeating enemies only if they are needed to progress the game.


Theories

Just my personal musing on several as-yet-unknown subjects.

Unbirths

Consider the splitting of one's being.

Process Separated Element Remaining Elements Outcome
Succumbing to Darkness Heart Body, Soul Heartless + Nobody
Mortal Fatality (i.e. Death) Soul Body, Heart Freed Soul + Corpse
??? Body Heart, Soul Unbirths...?