About me...sort of
Sorceror Nobody's logo ← My personal logo
I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies). Although I am a Nobody, I am not under Xemnas's control, nor am I affiliated in any way with Organization XIII. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except Axel of course, and Roxas I guess. Zexion is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious.
Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, with Kingdom Hearts II being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 and XII, as well as KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH Chain of Memories on GBA.
I am also on the Final Fantasy Wiki, YouTube and FanFiction.net. Feel free to check out my videos (mainly parodies) and my fanfiction (which has the grand total of one chapter so far).
Sorceror Nobody ← Self-portrait (lol)
Achievements
Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all.
Kingdom Hearts
| Olympus Coliseum Cup | Record Time Remaining |
| Phil Cup | 01'42"19 |
| Pegasus Cup | 00'13"59 |
| Hercules Cup | 00'28"79 |
| Hades Cup | 1'51"13 |
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Jungle Slider | 00'32"03 | All 10 fruits collected |
| 01'28"51 | All 20 fruits collected | |
| 01'53"83 | All 30 fruits collected | |
| 2'43"89 | All 40 fruits collected | |
| 2'51"16 | All 50 fruits collected | |
| Vine Jump (No Glide cheating) | ... | Jump Course |
| ... | Trap Course | |
| ... | Acrobat Course | |
| ... | Expert Course | |
| Pooh's Hunny Hunt | 265 licks | ... |
| Block Tigger | 216 points | ... |
| Pooh's Swing | 43 yards | ... |
| Tigger's Giant Pot | 00'29"11 | ... |
| Pooh's Muddy Path | 03'30"06 | ... |
| Rare Truffle Hits Record | 4 hits |
| Record Score - Sora vs Riku | 99 vs 30 |
Chain of Memories
Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.
Kingdom Hearts II
Proud Mode complete, 100% Journal, all characters Lv99, all Drive Forms mastered, 100% Gummi Route completion. All acheived on my second save file. On my third save file, I reproduced the feats, apart from the Gummi 100%, and defeated Sephiroth without needing to use a single healing item.
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Twilight Town | ||
| Mail Delivery | ... | ... |
| Cargo Climb | ... | ... |
| Grandstander | ... | ... |
| Poster Duty | ... | ... |
| Bumble Buster | ... | ... |
| Junk Sweep | 1 hit | ... |
| The Struggle | ... | vs Hayner |
| ... | vs Setzer | |
| ... | vs Seifer | |
| SB Street Rave | ... | ... |
| Hollow Bastion | ||
| SB Freestyle | ... | ... |
| Olympus Coliseum | ||
| Phil's Training | ... | Practise Mode |
| ... | Maniac Mode | |
| Underdrome High Scores | ... | Pain and Panic |
| ... | Cerberus | |
| ... | Titan | |
| ... | Goddess of Fate | |
| ... | Pain and Panic Paradox | |
| ... | Cerberus Paradox | |
| ... | Titan Paradox | |
| ... | Hades Paradox | |
| Agrabah | ||
| Chasm of Challenges | ... | ... |
| Magic Carpet | ... | ... |
| SB Sand Slider | ... | ... |
| Halloween Town | ||
| Gift Wrapping | ... | ... |
| SB Workshop Rave | ... | ... |
| Port Royal | ||
| SB Time Attack | ... | ... |
| Space Paranoids | ||
| Light Cycle | ... | ... |
| 100 Acre Wood | ||
| A Blustery Rescue | ... | ... |
| Hunny Slider | ... | ... |
| Balloon Bounce | ... | ... |
| The Expotition | ... | ... |
| The Hunny Pot | ... | ... |
| Atlantica | ||
| A New Day is Dawning | ... | ... |
Trivia
This section is about things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, etc.
DISCLAIMER: My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!
- On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia was the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.
- On one of my Proud Mode Kingdom Hearts II save files, my initial Final Form transformation occured quite handily during the battle with Saïx. Needless to say, he was a tad easier to beat than usual...
- At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.