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DoorToNothing — I dreamed last night... I got on the boat to Heaven! And by some chance, I had brought my dice along! — 00:30, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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I've noticed that The Usual Spot is a very small forum that is hardly used. Since we're still trying to build our online popularity back up, forums are a big draw-in for new users and viewers. Thus, I came up with this idea for The Usual Spot Forums.
- When a post is created in the Trinity Archives, a corresponding forum thread is created her with a transclusion of the news update. The thread is then used for commentary, predictions, thoughts, etc.
This would create a more defined, designated forum for announcing and commenting on Kingdom Hearts news. Thoughts below, please.
Gracias.
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Eternal Nothingness XIII - You have to be strong. Strength of heart will carry you through the hardest of trials. TALK - What I do, I do for friendship. — 00:43, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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All for it.
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KrytenKoro - "Space Corp Directive 195—In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive." "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance, you metal bastard.'" TALK -
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That's my joke! I'll kill you!
No but yeah, this sounds smart.
Fire. Tonight, endless fire.
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17master— "Hi, I'm the world famous talking Emerald Box!" And I like to eat HUMAN cupcakes.
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I fully support the idea!
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DoorToNothing — I dreamed last night... I got on the boat to Heaven! And by some chance, I had brought my dice along! — 15:14, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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DoorToNothing notes all of KrytenKoro's past failed attempts to incinerate him. He probably isn't very good at this and should stick to his stupid non-chem, non-bio sciences.
Oh yes. I went there.
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KrytenKoro - Most bears were content to live their lives, mauling and eating one, maybe two humans at most. "Mass-murder," as the bears always said, "is for the sharks." But not Barry. Barry was different. He knew that one day, he would kill ALL of the humans. This is the inspiring, tear-jerking story of one bear and the dream he dared to dream. TALK -
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KrytenKoro long ago incinerated the parts of DTN's brain that can detect fire and make any kind of accurate judgments about physics, mostly to cause DTN to inflict his own "hilarities" upon himself. Where do you think that missing month went?
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DoorToNothing — I dreamed last night... I got on the boat to Heaven! And by some chance, I had brought my dice along! — 15:31, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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DoorToNothing, many months ago, realized that KrytenKoro had succeeded in affecting his brain in some abstract way. He then proceeded to use anatomical and neurological knowledge to identify the problem. He went into surgery for it a few weeks ago.
DoorToNothing also decides it would be a good idea to replace KrytenKoro's humble abode's H2O with H2O2. Hilarity will ensue.
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AlVan - I'm the leading man, you know. TALK - {{{time}}}
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I kinda thought that the forum was for that already so...uh good idea?
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KrytenKoro - Pinocchio with his nose attached to the trigger of a rifle, which points at his face as he says, "I want to live!" TALK -
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KrytenKoro is a rocket scientist, you nitwit, H2O2 is like candy to him.
Going back to DTN's story, he went into surgery for it, yes, but his aforementioned inability to correctly interpret physics means that he missed and accidentally also destroyed the part of his brain that lets him ever feel happiness. DTN now spends all of his days stabbing a spoon into his eye (not plural, no), crying while eating ice cream, and setting his hands on fire.
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DoorToNothing — I dreamed last night... I got on the boat to Heaven! And by some chance, I had brought my dice along! — 19:47, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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DoorToNothing notes that this means he gets to eat lots of ice cream and have flaming hands without the pain. Optimism!
DoorToNothing acknowledges the fact that KrytenKoro did not tell his entire life story. Since the surgery, DoorToNothing has taken up a political position, and also currently plots the downfall of physicists and rocket scientists.
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KrytenKoro - "That's when we bumped into Hannity. Sean Hannity. See the thing about this dude is, at first he's fair, right? And you're like "Wow!" But then BOOM. The dude's balanced, too. And you're like, HOLY SHIT." TALK -
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Fine, stay on your doomed gotdamn planet. All the physicists and rocket scientists will be laughing and drinking margaritas in a newborn universe while you suffer the long, cold, heat death of your own. Neanderthal.
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DoorToNothing — I dreamed last night... I got on the boat to Heaven! And by some chance, I had brought my dice along! — 21:03, 20 July 2011 (EDT)
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DoorToNothing contemplates exiling KrytenKoro from Exile Town. This will be brought up in the next Town Hall meeting with the can population.
Also, my thoughts on margaritas: this. Apple juice is a far superior drink.
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