User:D.Dark./Walkthrough: Kingdom Hearts II/Part 4

Today i watched Oliver Twist for the first time. Now i read the book but that was a long time ago and i could barely remember that Sikes would be accidentally hanged. But i did remember that what ever age that the story happened in truly had some of the most stupid people EVER!....specially one old lady,all the boys who were with Fagin,Sikes,that Judge guy along with like 10 other characters. Anyway back to Kingdom Hearts II.

Makes-no-sense-dreams,beating people up = Nice.

Yes yet again Roxas has weird dreams that make no sense but they are of no importance really....or at least im pretty sure.

Anyway its time for the STRUGGLE Tournament! Outside a man will tell you your almost late...or that Roxas is late..i dunno there are so many cutscene's it could probably make a 5 hour movie..or more. Alright a cutscene now follows as you can see on your tv screens but if you are not watching that and are instead reading this then you will get to know that in that cutscene there was a fat guy talking about the tournament,another guy who introduces "the four bad boys" who are competing,the grand prize The FOUR Crystal Trophy. Oh and do i dare mention the only character from FF6 AND a game that wasnt in 3D the guy that i thought was Ansem when i first saw him....Setzer...along with his non-appearing squeeling fan girls.

Now you are suppose to go and listen to the rules of the tournament from a guy at the status board. But first go to the Back Alley to fight Seifer and gain 12 EXP AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT FAGGOT!!! After that talk to the rule guy. After that go back and fight Seifer AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM..again. The talk to the fat guy on the stadium to start you first fight with....Hayner Dun Dun DUUUN. Im gonna take Hayner as a mini-game or a mini-boss hmm i dont know..WAIT...i know

Mini-GameBoss: Hayner

Lame? Yeah i know.

Anyway im not gonna post stats and stuff since i dont need to. Also i hope you were listening to the rules FOR ONCE cause im not gonna explain it. Just hit Hayner with a combo once and then run away. If he hits you again and gets more orbs then you just go after him and hit him more until you have more then him and then just....HAUL ASS!!.

Vivi vs Seifer

After your fight a yet another cutscene ensues and Hayner complains about losing. After that Vivi turns into Yoda and beats the crap out of Seifer like a badass *need to praise Vivi as a god...rising*.

Before you fight Vivi go and fight Seifer AGAIN. By now you must have leveled up at least by one level. The go fight Vivi

Mini-GameBoss: Vivi

Vivi is a bit trickier then Hayner but if you land one successful hit just...HAUL ASS..again. Vivi's AI is somewhat stupid. Most of the time Vivi will be walking back and forth striking the air and the invisible wall that cage's the strugglers. After a while the timer will run out and you win.

Axel is his buddy

The reason it says ??? is cause i want to keep something a secret that im not gonna tell you...cause its a secret.

Anyway just as Roxas makes the final blow time freezes again. Seriously im gonna keep a time freeze count now....Time Freeze count: 3. And YES Vivi turns into ANOTHER FUCKING CIRCUS FREAK......i hate you guys SO MUCH! Again says Roxas....yes AGAIN!! You gain the keyblade again so this time you wont have to..not hit them before your weapon turns into it. Just fight them off it should be easy by now. After that annoyence a guy in a black coat come clapping but it isnt the guy in the black coat that appeared before..this one has a different voice. The man in the black cloak unveils himself and tells us his name...Axel. Axel sure has a funky hairstyle there. Anyway Axel also wants a beating. So lets give it to him...on the next page!!.

Just pause your game and...wait until tomorrow. Sorry but im tired. You could also try and defeat him yourself like many others including me had to do. Axel isnt too hard but not that easy either..isnt that called medium?

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