User:Keyblade0/IRC

This page is a page with IRC moments that I thought were awesome, funny, or epic. Usually, the following stories are funny, so please read if you feel down. Remember: Laughter is the best medicine! c:

ALL HAIL DOORSEY

[ALL HAIL DOORSEY]

[17:24] == Keyblade0 [4c6c221c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.108.34.28] has joined #Doorsey
[17:24] <Randomnessity> .-.
[17:24] <Keyblade0> ._.
[17:24] <Randomnessity> Who made this?
[17:26] == LegoAlchemist [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has joined #Doorsey
[17:26] <LegoAlchemist> {:|
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[17:26] <Randomnessity> lulz
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[17:45] <Randomnessity> Again?
[17:45] <Keyblade0> >.<
[17:45] <Randomnessity> #enuo
[17:46] <Randomnessity> Crono's old channel.
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[17:46] <Keyblade0> >.<
[17:47] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has joined #Doorsey
[17:47] <Randomnessity> BOO
[17:47] == KrytenKoro [0c350ae2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.12.53.10.226] has joined #Doorsey
[17:47] <Randomnessity> BOO
[17:47] <KrytenKoro> oh, that's what you meant
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[17:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
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[17:48] <Randomnessity> ._.
[17:48] <LegoAlchemist> Doorsey won't be happy U_U
[17:48] <Randomnessity> I'mma copy paste that on #FFWiki
[17:48]  * LegoAlchemist goes to tell
[17:48] <Keyblade0> >.<
[17:48]  * LegoAlchemist is sniped
[17:48] <Keyblade0> >.>
[17:49] <Keyblade0> <.<
[17:49] <Keyblade0> <.>
[17:49] <Randomnessity> Haha. I pasted it right after you joined.
[17:49] <LegoAlchemist> Oh well.
[17:49] <Keyblade0> Huhwhat?
[17:49] <Keyblade0> Wait....
[17:49] <Keyblade0> Whathuh?
[17:49] <Keyblade0> Or #Huhwhat
[17:49] == Griffen78 [47ba2189@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.186.33.137] has joined #Doorsey
[17:50] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
[17:50] <Griffen78> I want part of this fuckin goin on
[17:50] <Randomnessity> No one is having sexual intercourse.
[17:51] <Keyblade0> ._.
[17:51] <Keyblade0> .-.
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[17:52] == Auror [4c696ece@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.105.110.206] has joined #Doorsey
[17:52] <Randomnessity> lol
[17:52] == LightMouse [bd0d2aa4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.13.42.164] has joined #Doorsey
[17:52] == Demonic_Saint [~paradox@unaffiliated/demonic-saint/x-186367] has joined #Doorsey
[17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY
[17:52] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
[17:52] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY
[17:52] <Keyblade0> .-.
[17:52] <LightMouse> Wut is a doorsey?
[17:52] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
[17:52] <LightMouse> and HI KB0
[17:52] <Randomnessity> DoorToNothing.
[17:53] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY
[17:53] <Keyblade0> Hey, LM
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[17:53] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
[17:53] <Keyblade0> Cool picture.
[17:53] <Auror> [17:52] <Auror> ALL HAIL DOORSEY
[17:53] <Randomnessity> [16:48] <Auror> Fuck Doorsey.
[17:53] <LightMouse>  you see it KB0?
[17:53] <Randomnessity> MRS. Light Mouse?!?!?!?!
[17:53] <Auror> [5:33] <Mr. Random> DTN can be a real dick sometimes.
[17:53] <Auror> >:3
[17:53] <Randomnessity> I never said that. >_>
[17:54] <LightMouse> Yeah
[17:54] <Randomnessity> ARE YOU A GIRL OR A GUY?!
[17:54] <Keyblade0> Who?
[17:55] <LightMouse> A GUY
[17:55] <LightMouse> I DON'T SEE THE PRONOM
[17:55] <Randomnessity> Pronom?
[17:55] <Keyblade0> Pronoun
[17:56] <LightMouse> YEAH KB0
[17:56] <Auror> xd
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <LightMouse> THANKS
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Keyblade0> ._.
[17:56] <Randomnessity> ._.
[17:56] <Auror> PRONOM
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Keyblade0> SPAM
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <Randomnessity> So you called yourself...
[17:56] <Auror> XD
[17:56] <LightMouse> MY ENGLISH IS HORRIBLE 
[17:56] <Randomnessity> Mrs. Light Mouse.
[17:56] <Auror> PRONOM! XD
[17:56] <Auror> Oh. ._.
[17:56] <Keyblade0> Pro-nom nomnom XD
[17:56] <LightMouse> I never remember it
[17:56] <Auror> Sorry, I thought Keyblade said it....
[17:57] <Auror> Sorry LightMouse. :)
[17:57] <Randomnessity> Auror.
[17:57]  * Randomnessity kicks Auror
[17:57] <Keyblade0> ._.
[17:57]  * Auror kicks Randomnessity and gives him a taste of his own medicine.
[17:57] <Keyblade0> Wait....Auror is a guy???????
[17:57] <LegoAlchemist> -_-
[17:57] <Randomnessity> No.
[17:57]  * LightMouse kill Randomnessity
[17:57] <Auror> ._.
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[17:57] <Randomnessity> STOPIT
[17:57] <Auror> Wut...?
[17:57] <Randomnessity> STOP BEING MEAN TO ME
[17:58]  * Randomnessity CRIES
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[17:58] <Auror> When have I ever become a guy?
[17:58] <Keyblade0> : (
[17:58] <Auror> I've had enough of Doorsey for one day. Goodbye.
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[17:59] <Keyblade0> Soo....G78 and LA are the only ones left...
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[18:00] <Keyblade0> ._.
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[18:03] <Randomnessity> LOLK
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Global Warming comes tp the IRC

[17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts
[17:25] <globalwarming> I WARNED YOU
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[17:25] <Sove> ._.

Random's "Show"

[16:03] <Randomnessity> This has been Fun Times with Random.
[16:03] <Randomnessity> Join us next week when Random visits a farm.
[16:03] <Randomnessity> With kuh-razy results!
[16:03] <Satoru123> -_-

The TarNation

[21:28] <UnknownEnigma> What in tarnation
[21:29] <UnknownEnigma> What is tarnation?
[21:29] <Reeves|Lost> Tar Nation.
[21:29] <Randomnessity> ._.

The Universe

[21:48] <UnknownEnigma> Those hotdogs aren't cooked
[21:48] <Chitalian> AIN'T NO QUESTION IF I WANT IT, I NEED IT
[21:48] <ErryK> Well, I'm so hot they boiled in my saliva~
[21:48] <Evnyofdeath> ...
[21:49]  * Evnyofdeath facepalms
[21:49]  * UnknownEnigma pours liquid He on ErryK
[21:49] <Chitalian> o.o
[21:49] == BakaKidd [4c16e72c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.22.231.44] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts
[21:49] <UnknownEnigma> Are you still too hot?
[21:49] <BakaKidd> heyo
[21:49] <UnknownEnigma> Howdy dowdy baka
[21:49] <BakaKidd> hey UE
[21:49] <UnknownEnigma> I just poured liquid He on ErryK
[21:50] <Evnyofdeath> He...what does that stand for? I feel like I should know...
[21:50] <BakaKidd> liquid.....He?? helium?
[21:50] <UnknownEnigma> Yes
[21:50] <BakaKidd> XD
[21:50] <Evnyofdeath> At least it wasn't Liquid Nitrogen
[21:50] <UnknownEnigma> VERY cold stuff
[21:50] <UnknownEnigma> Colder than Liquid nitrogen
[21:50]  * BakaKidd raises fist in success* bet he has a VERY squeaky voice right now....
[21:50] <Evnyofdeath> Really? Nitrogen can freeze you real quick
[21:51] <UnknownEnigma> So does liquid He
[21:51] <UnknownEnigma> I think it's one of the coldest substances we have closest to absolute 0
[21:51] <BakaKidd> probably is.
[21:52] == Reeves|OutToEat has changed nick to DoktahReeves
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[21:52] <Evnyofdeath> Ya know...since its impossible to get something down to Absolute 0...what do  you think would happen if we did it?
[21:52] <DoktahReeves> Time and space would fold in on itself and create a wormhole that would end life-as-we-know-it.
[21:53] <DoktahReeves> Duh.
[21:53] <UnknownEnigma> The molecules and atoms would completely stop
[21:53] <BakaKidd> like that would happen
[21:53] <BakaKidd> new ice age is more likely Reeves
[21:53] <@KrytenKoro> you would have to remove all energy
[21:53] <DoktahReeves> Have some imagination U_U
[21:53] <UnknownEnigma> The molecules would have no energy whatsoever
[21:53] <Evnyofdeath> The world would probably flash freeze
[21:53] <@KrytenKoro> and so there would be nothing acting against the forces of gravity
[21:53] <@KrytenKoro> timespace would fold in on itself and create the Big Crunch
[21:54]  * ErryK is still too hot
[21:54] <Evnyofdeath> Followed eventually by a big bang
[21:54] <Evnyofdeath> Thus restarting the universe
[21:54] <UnknownEnigma> Nothing is too hot for liquid He
[21:54] <BakaKidd> dude....only way that would happen Reeves...is if the spirit of bruce lee  collided fist with chuck norris!! DUH!!!
[21:54]  * KrytenKoro says that hotness is impossible unless you are a bespectacled female
[21:55] <@KrytenKoro> no, it would not be followed by a big bang
[21:55] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten, I like your tastes
[21:55] <@KrytenKoro> first off, unlikely, second off, there's no "followed by" if time doesn't exist any more
[21:55] <Evnyofdeath> Time didn't exist before the big bang either
[21:55] <ErryK> What about the sun? would it freeze with one drop of Liquid He?
[21:55] <@KrytenKoro> that's because there was no before
[21:55] <UnknownEnigma> Who's to say that things always were?
[21:56] <@KrytenKoro> Liquid HE?
[21:56] <@KrytenKoro> No
[21:56] <UnknownEnigma> Who's to say that things never were?
[21:56] <@KrytenKoro> it has a relvant melting point
[21:56] <BlackSoulBlade> G'night guys
[21:56] <Evnyofdeath> Kryten, no one knows what would happen after the Big Crunch. Its all speculation
[21:56] <BakaKidd> night BSB
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[21:56] <BakaKidd> i have a theory....
[21:56] <Evnyofdeath> Has anyone here seen Heroman?
[21:57] <UnknownEnigma> No...
[21:57] <UnknownEnigma> and explain away Baka
[21:57] <BakaKidd> maybe once the big crunch happens....time would repeat, as in the big bang would happen again.
[21:57] <@KrytenKoro> no
[21:57] <@KrytenKoro> that would violate the second law of thermodynamics
[21:57] <BakaKidd> thermodynamics
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[21:58] <BakaKidd> hey suiseiseki
[21:58] <UnknownEnigma> Matter can neither created nor destroyed
[21:58] == Tabs|Away has changed nick to Tabbeh
[21:58] <@KrytenKoro> wrong
[21:58] <@KrytenKoro> it can be created from energy
[21:58] <BakaKidd> how do u know that koro?
[21:58] <UnknownEnigma> I meant out of nothing
[21:58] <Evnyofdeath> Heroman Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDq54iZhezQ
[21:59] <UnknownEnigma> You can't make matter out of nothing
[21:59] <@KrytenKoro> nope on that too
[21:59] == Tabbeh has changed nick to Tabs|Away
[21:59] <UnknownEnigma> Oh really now?
[21:59] <@KrytenKoro> there is an imbalance between matter and antimatter when energy condenses into matter
[21:59] <@KrytenKoro> very very slight
[21:59] <@KrytenKoro> but enough for the material universe to exist
[21:59] <UnknownEnigma> If you think about it, antimatter is "something"
[22:00] <@KrytenKoro> still
[22:00] <UnknownEnigma> It truly isn't "nothing"
[22:00] <@KrytenKoro> it can undergo mutual annihilation with matter, return to the energy that was there, and still leave some excess matter behind
[22:00] <@KrytenKoro> It's a glitch in the source code of the universe
[22:00] <@KrytenKoro> my only excuse is that I was drunk that night
[22:00] <@KrytenKoro> I MEAN I MEAN
[22:01] <UnknownEnigma> O.o
[22:01] <@KrytenKoro> that I was totally uninvolved in the phenomenon
[22:01] <Suiseiseki> hello!
[22:01] <@KrytenKoro> I am a regular human like yourselves
[22:01] <@KrytenKoro> Let us go out and do human things together
[22:01] <BakaKidd> O-M-G....they actually made an anime with  the michillen tire man
[22:01] <UnknownEnigma> Are you...
[22:01] <UnknownEnigma> God?
[22:01] <UnknownEnigma> Or some other other worldly being?
[22:01] <BakaKidd> is he slendy?
[22:01] <Evnyofdeath> Bakakid...thats not the Michillen Tire Man
[22:01] <@KrytenKoro> I WAS NEVER HERE
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[22:01] <BakaKidd> i know XD

MX is a girl!?

[20:03] <Crono|Editing> "If you wanna talk about pure darkness: Vanitas. He didn't even care about MX who gave birth to him."
[20:03] <Crono|Editing> lolwhut
[20:03] <Keyblade0> XD
[20:03] <Keyblade0> I know
[20:03] <Keyblade0> That's just wrong.
[20:03] <Keyblade0> XD
[20:03] <Keyblade0> But funny.
[20:03] <Keyblade0> XD
[20:04] <Keyblade0> He didn't even care about MX who gave birth to him.
[20:04] <UnknownEnigma> MX is a women now?
[20:04] <Keyblade0> MX WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM
[20:04] <Keyblade0> WHO
[20:04] <Keyblade0> HAVE
[20:04] <Keyblade0> BIRTH
[20:04] <Keyblade0> TO
[20:04] <Keyblade0> HIM
[20:04] <Keyblade0> XD
[20:04] <UnknownEnigma> Madame Xehanort
[20:04] <Keyblade0> XD
[20:05]  * Tabbeh makes this an original character and sees what happens.
[20:05] <Tabbeh> c:
[20:05] <Keyblade0> XDDDDDDDD
[20:05] <Crono|Editing> ._.
[20:05] <Keyblade0> Do 
[20:05] <Keyblade0> it
[20:05] <Keyblade0> Put it on the Fanon Wiki
[20:05] <Keyblade0> Nao
[20:05] <Tabbeh> No.
[20:05] <Crono|Editing> lolno
[20:05] <UnknownEnigma> LOL
[20:05] <Crono|Editing> Keyblade0. I am disappoint.
[20:05] <Keyblade0> :c
[20:05]  * Tabbeh still hasn't drawn it out.
[20:06]  * Tabbeh will not do fanon until he actually gets bored enough of everything in the world.
[20:07] <UnknownEnigma> Madame Xehanort commands you.
[20:08] <Tabbeh> Well, I could make Madame Xehanort a tyrannical queen in charge of a corrupt government in the year 2581 and the main character has to, well, raw, raw, fight the power.
[20:08] <Tabbeh> …

Aqua and the Unnamed Heartless

[20:08] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: Ooh, extra BBS stuffs
[20:09] <Tabbeh> if I ever do fanon
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: My, what big red eyes you have
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> ???: ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: ಠ_ಠ