User:Sorceror Nobody
About me...sort of
Sorceror Nobody's logo ← My personal logo
I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies). Although I am a Nobody, I am not under Xemnas's control, nor am I affiliated in any way with Organization XIII. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except Axel of course, and Roxas I guess. Zexion is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious. The jury is out on what I think of the Organization's number XIV, since I don't yet know anything about her.
Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, with Kingdom Hearts II being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2 and XII, as well as KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH Chain of Memories on GBA. More recently, I got a DS, and thus have got and completed FFXII: Revenant Wings and FFCC: Ring of Fates. I am now eagerly awaiting the release of KH 358/2 Days.
I am also on the Final Fantasy Wiki, YouTube and FanFiction.net. Feel free to check out my videos and my fanfiction (which has the grand total of one chapter so far, and is on official hiatus).
Sorceror Nobody ← Self-portrait (lol)
Achievements
Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all... except for anything where I have the optimum record (maximum score or whatever) of course.
Kingdom Hearts
| Olympus Coliseum Cup | Record Time Remaining |
| Phil Cup | 01'42"19 |
| Pegasus Cup | 00'13"59 |
| Hercules Cup | 00'28"79 |
| Hades Cup | 01'51"13 |
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Jungle Slider | 00'32"03 | All 10 fruits collected |
| 01'28"51 | All 20 fruits collected | |
| 01'53"83 | All 30 fruits collected | |
| 02'43"89 | All 40 fruits collected | |
| 02'51"16 | All 50 fruits collected | |
| Vine Jump (No Glide cheating) | ... | Jump Course |
| ... | Trap Course | |
| ... | Acrobat Course | |
| ... | Expert Course | |
| Pooh's Hunny Hunt | 265 licks | N/A |
| Block Tigger | 216 points | N/A |
| Pooh's Swing | 43 yards | N/A |
| Tigger's Giant Pot | 00'29"11 | N/A |
| Pooh's Muddy Path | 03'30"06 | N/A |
| Rare Truffle Hits Record | 4 hits |
| Record Score - Sora vs Riku | 99 vs 30 |
Chain of Memories
Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.
Kingdom Hearts II
Proud Mode completed (repeatedly), 100% Journal completion, all characters at level 99, Summon and all Drive Forms at level 7, 100% Gummi Route completion. Also defeated Sephiroth on one save file without using any items.
Important note about records:
The values listed below are only those that I have evidence of, and may not therefore be my actual records. For example, I'm pretty sure that I have completed Junk Sweep in one swing at least once on a previous save file, but since none of my existing save files have this as the record, I cannot verify it reliably enough to put it here.
| Minigame | Record | Notes |
| Twilight Town | ||
| Mail Delivery | 00'08"31 | N/A |
| Cargo Climb | 00'10"74 | N/A |
| Grandstander | 338 hits | N/A |
| Poster Duty | 00'25"03 | N/A |
| Bumble Buster | 00'02"79 | N/A |
| Junk Sweep | 2 hits | N/A |
| SB Street Rave | 2226 points | N/A |
| Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden | ||
| SB Freestyle | 1819 points | N/A |
| Olympus Coliseum | ||
| Phil's Training | 1771 points | N/A |
| Underdrome High Scores | 2583 points | Pain and Panic |
| 1693 points | Cerberus | |
| 7099 points | Titan | |
| 4776 points | Goddess of Fate | |
| 4276 points | Pain and Panic Paradox | |
| 1582 points | Cerberus Paradox | |
| 11053 points | Titan Paradox | |
| 23848 points | Hades Paradox | |
| Agrabah | ||
| Magic Carpet | 65 Heartless | N/A |
| SB Sand Slider | 14 points | N/A |
| Halloween Town | ||
| Gift Wrapping | 174 points | N/A |
| SB Workshop Rave | 1847 points | N/A |
| Port Royal | ||
| SB Time Attack | 00'18"14 | N/A |
| Space Paranoids | ||
| Light Cycle | 34 Heartless | N/A |
| 100 Acre Wood | ||
| A Blustery Rescue | 19170 points | N/A |
| Hunny Slider | 9872 points | N/A |
| Balloon Bounce | 7342 points | N/A |
| The Expotition | 01'04"06 | N/A |
| The Hunny Pot | 9999 points | N/A |
| Gummi Route | Mission | Medal Lv. | Enemies | Score |
| Asteroid Sweep | 1 | 30 (S) | 376 | 1227630 |
| 2 | 30 | 575 (S) | 1600669 | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 2526689 (S+4) | |
| Stardust Sweep | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 616 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 3364849 (S+6) | |
| Phantom Storm | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 640 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 2740759 (S+4) | |
| Splash Island | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 470 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 1737489 (S+3) | |
| Floating Island | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 387 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 1439819 (S+2) | |
| Ancient Highway | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 409 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 1624059 (S+3) | |
| Broken Highway | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 401 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 1093239 (S) | |
| Sunlight Storm | 1 | 30 (S) | ... | ... |
| 2 | ... | 702 (S) | ... | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 3018249 (S+4) | |
| Assault of
the Dreadnought |
1 | 30 (S) | 427 | 1870039 |
| 2 | 30 | 708 (S) | 1836249 | |
| 3 | ... | ... | 5535159 (S+5) |
Note: Ranks are only given for the Mission Parameter that is relevant to the Mission Level. However, I have included the other two Parameters in each case because each Mission Level is technically a different challenge even for any single Gummi Route, and therefore the achievement of records is applicable to all three Parameters for every one of the 27 Gummi Missions.
Trivia
This section is about things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, etc.
DISCLAIMER: My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!
- On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia was the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.
- At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.
Game Challenges
This is such a popular concept among video gamers, so I thought I'd devise some. Be warned, most of them are outright daft and suggested mostly for the sake of amusement. Still, some of them are feasible, and a couple are actually ones I've done. Each challenge has up to two of the following tags:
- (SN) Challenge has been completed by me at least once.
- (IM) Challenge is definitely or most likely impossible.
- (AB) Challenge is possible but also absurdly difficult.
- (PL) Challenge is plausible, and could probably be done.
- (ZZ) Challenge is easy, but time-consuming and boring.
Kingdom Hearts
No Abilities (AB)
Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, except during any time when gameplay cannot progress without it. Shared abilities are permitted through this excepting case.
Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)
Defeat Sephiroth without any of Sora's abilities equipped. Shared abilities must also be disabled.
Phantom No Stop (IM)
Defeat Phantom without using Stop magic.
99 Coconuts (SN) (ZZ)
Collect 99 coconuts on the Destiny Islands.
Riku Sucks (ZZ)
Get a Sora vs Riku score of 99/0 on Destiny Islands.
Sora Sucks (ZZ)
Get a Sora vs Riku score of 0/99 on Destiny Islands.
Chain of Memories
I'll let you know if I think of any.
Kingdom Hearts II
Roxas Lv99 (ZZ) (ZZ)
Get Roxas to Level 99 before the end of the 6th Day.
No Drives (PL)
Complete the storyline without using any Drive Forms.
No Abilities (AB)
Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, unless gameplay cannot progress without doing so.
Sephiroth No Abilities (AB)
Defeat Sephiroth without any abilities equipped.
Sephiroth No Items (SN) (PL)
Defeat Sephiroth without using any healing items.
Sephiroth No Magic (PL)
Defeat Sephiroth without using any spells.
Sephiroth No All (AB) (AB)
All three of the above challenges combined.
Lap of Honour (AB) (AB)
Successfully reach the finish on all 27 Gummi Missions using a Gummi Ship which has the Crown Gummi attached.
Minimal Experience (AB) (AB)
Complete the storyline with minimal exp. This is done by defeating enemies only if they are needed to progress the game.
