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Ok, first things first. Basically, for anything not immediately specific to KH, you'll find a '''lot''' more info on my [[w:c:finalfantasy:User:Sorceror Nobody|FFWiki userpage]].
<br /> ========D06:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)~ (oYo)


I'd be grateful if you're also willing to visit [[w:c:puzzles:Puzzles Wiki|Puzzles Wiki]], which I've adopted. If you stay and contribute, I'd be even more grateful!
[[Image:Sorceror_Nobody_Logo.png|Sorceror Nobody's logo]] ← I am a fag


==About me...sort of==
fuck me right? i a big fucking douche, i pretend im cool because i help host a fucking website anyone in the goddamn world can


[[Image:Sorceror_Nobody_Logo.png|Sorceror Nobody's logo]] ← My personal logo
access, talk about VIP shit right there. im so cool, i do it for fucking free, no i do the dick sucking for the cum in my mouth, but


I am Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with [[Sorcerer|Sorcerer Nobodies]]). Although I am a [[Nobody]], I am not under [[Xemnas]]'s control, nor am I affiliated in any way with [[Organization XIII]]. I like it that way, since they are all losers. Except [[Axel]] of course, and [[Roxas]] I guess. [[Zexion]] is also pretty cool, mainly because he's a bit mysterious. The jury is out on what I think of [[Xion]], partly because she's a complicated issue, and partly because I have to wait until October to experience the evidence myself...
this website shit, all free. fuck you, you piece of twat.


Anyway, the point is that I am a fan of Final Fantasy and [[Kingdom Hearts]], with [[Kingdom Hearts II]] being one of the stronger candidates for my favourite game ever. I have FFVI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XII, XII: Revenant Wings, Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates and Tactics A2, as well as The World Ends With You and, of course, KH and KHII. I have played and completed both FF Tactics Advance and KH [[Chain of Memories]], but don't actually have either. I am now (very) eagerly awaiting the release of KH [[Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days|358/2 Days]].


I am also on [http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sorceror_Nobody FFWiki], [http://twewy.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sorceror_Nobody TWEWY Wiki], [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SorcerorNobody YouTube], [http://sorcerornobody.deviantart.com DeviantArt] and [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1236225/ FanFiction.net]. Feel free to check out my videos, my Deviations (including a couple of my own Keyblade designs) and my fanfiction, which has ''finally'' been updated with a second chapter (but I'm still calling hiatus for now unless the third chapter follows fairly soon).
[[Image:Sorceror_Nobody.JPG|Sorceror Nobody]] ← Proof i love dick
 
[[Image:Sorceror_Nobody.JPG|Sorceror Nobody]] ← Self-portrait (lol)


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==Achievements==
==Achievements==
Feel free to ignore this section... it's just me talking about what I've managed to do. I'm not even claiming that my acheivements are particularly impressive: there's always going to be someone out there who's done better after all... except for anything where I have the optimum record (maximum score or whatever). All such perfect records are in <span style="color:red;">red text</span>.
Suck a dick so hard my teeth fell out of my mouth
 
 
'''Important note about records:'''
 
The values listed below are only those that I have existing save file evidence of, and may not therefore be my ''actual'' records. Any better record (achieved by me) than that shown here must be from an old (i.e. deleted) save file. Therefore, any record stated below is one which I either still have the save file for, or at least had the save file at the time of writing the record here.
 
 
===Kingdom Hearts===
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center" width=100%
|bgcolor="gray" width=50%|'''Olympus Coliseum Cup'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=50%|'''Record Time Remaining'''
|-
|width="373pt"|Phil Cup
|width="163pt"|01'42"19
|-
|Pegasus Cup
|00'13"59
|-
|Hercules Cup
|00'28"79
|-
|Hades Cup
|01'51"13
|}
 
 
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center" width=100%
|bgcolor="gray" width=25%|'''Minigame'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=25%|'''Record'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=50%|'''Notes'''
|-
|width="202pt" rowspan=5|Jungle Slider
|width="163pt"|00'32"03
|width="163pt"|''All 10 fruits collected''
|-
||01'28"51
|''All 20 fruits collected''
|-
||01'53"83
|''All 30 fruits collected''
|-
||02'43"89
|''All 40 fruits collected''
|-
||02'51"16
|''All 50 fruits collected''
|-
|rowspan=4|Vine Jump (No Glide cheating)
|...
|''Jump Course''
|-
||...
|''Trap Course''
|-
||...
|''Acrobat Course''
|-
||...
|''Expert Course''
|-
|Pooh's Hunny Hunt
|265 licks
|''N/A''
|-
|Block Tigger
|216 points
|''N/A''
|-
|Pooh's Swing
|43 yards
|''N/A''
|-
|Tigger's Giant Pot
|00'29"11
|''N/A''
|-
|Pooh's Muddy Path
|03'30"06
|''N/A''
|}
 
 
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center"  width=100%
|width=50% bgcolor="gray"|'''Rare Truffle Hits Record'''
|width=50%|4 hits
|}
 
 
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center"  width=100%
|width=50% bgcolor="gray"|'''Record Score - Sora vs Riku'''
|width=50%|99 vs 30
|}
 
 
===Chain of Memories===
Completed both storylines. Completed the Journal and D Report, including all of the Enemy Cards for the Journal - which is quite a bit harder than you might think... well not hard, but takes bloody ages.
 


===Kingdom Hearts II===
Proud Mode completed (repeatedly), 100% Journal completion, all characters at level 99, Summon and all Drive Forms at level 7, 100% Gummi Route completion. I have also defeated Sephiroth on one save file without using any items at level 99, and again more recently on another file, defeating him both faster and at a lower level (level 89 to be precise). It is fairly safe to assume that all of my records are on Proud Mode, as only the first of my many save files was Standard Mode.


'''Important note about achievements:'''


While I don't tend to go out of my way to beat my own records, on the "endurance"-type ones (like Grandstander and Balloon Bounce) I will keep going as long as I can when doing it. I may not be the sort of person to try to better myself at every opportunity, but I'm also not the sort of person who does the bare minimum when I ''can'' go for a massive record.
I did this in about 2 minutes with your dad.  


Incidentally, there are some minigames I ''will'' try repeatedly to better myself on, including (for example) Poster Duty. Shaving off (fractionally less than) a second from 00'25"03 to the current record was a major improvement. One second is ''massive'' on this scale.
   
 
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center" width=100%
|width=25% bgcolor="gray"|'''Minigame'''
|width=25% bgcolor="gray"|'''Record'''
|width=50% bgcolor="gray"|'''Notes'''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Twilight Town
|-
|Mail Delivery
|00'07"83
|''N/A''
|-
|Cargo Climb
|00'10"74
|''N/A''
|-
|Grandstander
|1559 hits
|''N/A''
|-
|Poster Duty
|00'24"06
|''N/A''
|-
|Bumble Buster
|00'02"79
|''N/A''
|-
|Junk Sweep
|<font color=#ff0000>1 hit</font>
|''N/A''
|-
|SB Street Rave
|2226 points
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Hollow Bastion (Radiant Garden)
|-
|SB Freestyle
|2533 points
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Olympus Coliseum
|-
|Phil's Training
|1891 points
|''N/A''
|-
|rowspan="8"|Underdrome High Scores
|6183 points
|''Pain and Panic''
|-
||1693 points
|''Cerberus''
|-
||7099 points
|''Titan''
|-
||4776 points
|''Goddess of Fate''
|-
||4276 points
|''Pain and Panic Paradox''
|-
||1582 points
|''Cerberus Paradox''
|-
||11053 points
|''Titan Paradox''
|-
||23848 points
|''Hades Paradox''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Agrabah
|-
|Magic Carpet
|65 Heartless
|''N/A''
|-
|SB Sand Slider
|16 points
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Halloween Town
|-
|Gift Wrapping
|181 points
|''N/A''
|-
|SB Workshop Rave
|1847 points
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Port Royal
|-
|SB Time Attack
|00'18"14
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Space Paranoids
|-
|Light Cycle
|37 Heartless
|''N/A''
|-
|colspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|100 Acre Wood
|-
|A Blustery Rescue
|19170 points
|''N/A''
|-
|Hunny Slider
|9872 points
|''N/A''
|-
|Balloon Bounce
|15644 points
|''N/A''
|-
|The Expotition
|01'04"06
|''N/A''
|-
|The Hunny Pot
|<font color=#ff0000>9999 points</font>
|''N/A''
|}
 
 
{|border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align: center" width=100%
|bgcolor="gray" width=15%|'''Gummi Route'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=10%|'''Mission'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=25%|'''Medal Lv.'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=25%|'''Enemies'''
|bgcolor="gray" width=25%|'''Score'''
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Asteroid Sweep
|bgcolor="silver"|1 [[Image:KH-Crown-Gloss.png|20px|Crown]]
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|376
|1227630
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2 [[Image:KH-Crown-Gloss.png|20px|Crown]]
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|575 (S)
|2511841
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|773
|2526689 (S+4)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Stardust Sweep
|bgcolor="silver"|1 [[Image:KH-Crown-Gloss.png|20px|Crown]]
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|358
|1770761
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|616 (S)
|2117749
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|699
|3364849 (S+6)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Phantom Storm
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|795
|2298316
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|642 (S)
|2300869
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|1133
|2740759 (S+4)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Splash Island
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|408
|1206563
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|470 (S)
|1256906
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|761
|1737489 (S+3)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Floating Island
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|291
|1272830
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|387 (S)
|2151195
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|368
|1556589 (S+3)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Ancient Highway
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|211
|1471282
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|409 (S)
|1692369
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|361
|1624059 (S+3)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Broken Highway
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|252
|1292364
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|401 (S)
|2074449
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|630
|1518049 (S+3)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Sunlight Storm
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|505
|1382539
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|702 (S)
|4059399
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|728
|3783939 (S+6)
|-
|rowspan="3" bgcolor="silver"|Assault of
the Dreadnought
|bgcolor="silver"|1
|<font color=#ff0000>30 (S)</font>
|427
|2675799
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|2
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|708 (S)
|3168669
|-
|bgcolor="silver"|3
|<font color=#ff0000>30</font>
|526
|5535159 (S+5)
|}
'''Note:''' Ranks are only given for the Mission Parameter that is relevant to the Mission Level. However, I have included the other two Parameters in each case because each Mission Level is technically a different challenge even for any single Gummi Route, and therefore the achievement of records is applicable to all three Parameters for all 27 Gummi Missions. Also note that the non-ranked ones are not necessarily my best because unlike with the Mission Parameters, the game doesn't keep a ''visible'' list of your high scores on the Non-Mission Parameters, so I have to rely on beating my existing record in order to be told what my ''new'' record is.
 
Incidentally, have you noticed that the Score Parameter almost always ends in a 9? Weird, huh?
 
'''Note 2:''' Missions with a crown ([[Image:KH-Crown-Gloss.png|20px|Crown]]) next to them are ones that I've flown using a Gummi Ship which has the Crown Gummi attached to it... ''and have survived to reach the finish line!'' <small><drama>OH... MY... GOD...!</drama></small>


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
Here is some standard trivia:
i do enjoy a nice gay party with myself (considering no one wants to hang out with my in real life)
*I invented the term "xagranam", which is an anagram with the letter X added, i.e. the process by which Organization XIII members are named. Of course, "xagranam" is an example of itself, being a xagranam of the word anagram.
*I have created a few comedic scenes using sprites from Chain of Memories. You can see them [[User:Sorceror Nobody/Sprite Scenes|'''here''']].
 
 
The following "trivia" are things that happened to me in any of the three Kingdom Hearts games that were unusual, cool, interesting, amusing, scarily coincidental, just plain weird, etc.
 
'''''DISCLAIMER:''' My opinion of the above terms (i.e. interesting/cool/etc.) may differ wildly from yours!''
 
 
*On one occasion while playing Kingdom Hearts, after completing the Hercules Cup and acquiring Metal Chocobo, I used the Yellow Trinity to obtain Olympia. When I then equipped Olympia, Sora was holding the Metal Chocobo, but a quick look at the equipment menu confirmed that Olympia ''was'' the equipped keychain! Unfortunately, I inadvertently corrected this interesting glitch with no opportunity for further investigation, and have since been unable to reproduce it.
 
*At one point, observing the three KH save files on the Load screen, one was at 18:28 play time. Doubling this time gives 36:56, surprisingly close to another of the play times (36:49). That's nothing... doubling 36:49 gives 73:38. The third save file had a play time of... 73:37. This was all purely accidental.
 
 
==Game Challenges==
This is such a popular concept among video gamers, so I thought I'd devise some. Be warned, most of them are outright daft and suggested mostly for the sake of amusement. Still, some of them are feasible, and a couple are actually ones I've done. Each challenge has up to two of the following tags:
 
:(SN) Challenge has been completed by me at least once.
 
:(IM) Challenge is definitely or most likely impossible.
 
:(AB) Challenge is possible but also absurdly difficult.
 
:(PL) Challenge is plausible, and could probably be done.
 
:(ZZ) Challenge is easy, but time-consuming and boring.
 
 
===Kingdom Hearts===
'''No Abilities''' (AB)
 
Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, except during any time when gameplay cannot progress without it. Shared abilities are permitted through this excepting case.
 
 
'''Sephiroth No Abilities''' (AB)
 
Defeat Sephiroth without any of Sora's abilities equipped. Shared abilities must also be disabled.
 
 
'''Phantom No Stop''' (IM)
 
Defeat Phantom without using Stop magic.
 
 
'''99 Coconuts''' (SN) (ZZ)
 
Collect 99 coconuts on the Destiny Islands.
 
 
'''Riku Sucks''' (ZZ)
 
Get a Sora vs Riku score of 99/0 on Destiny Islands.
 
 
'''Sora Sucks''' (ZZ)
 
Get a Sora vs Riku score of 0/99 on Destiny Islands.
 
 
===Chain of Memories===
I'll let you know if I think of any.
 
 
===Kingdom Hearts II===
'''Roxas Lv99''' (ZZ) (ZZ)
 
Get Roxas to Level 99 before the end of the 6th Day.
 
 
'''No Drives''' (PL)
 
Complete the storyline without using any Drive Forms.
 
 
'''No Abilities''' (AB)
 
Complete the storyline without equipping any of Sora's abilities, unless gameplay cannot progress without doing so.
 
 
'''Sephiroth No Abilities''' (AB)
 
Defeat Sephiroth without any abilities equipped.
 
 
'''Sephiroth No Items''' (SN) (PL)
 
Defeat Sephiroth without using any healing items.
 
 
'''Sephiroth No Magic''' (PL)
 
Defeat Sephiroth without using any spells. This only really applies to Cure and Reflect, since he's immune to everything else.
 
 
'''Sephiroth No All''' (AB) (AB)
 
All three of the above challenges combined.
 
 
'''Lap of Honour''' (AB) (AB)
 
Successfully reach the finish on all 27 Gummi Missions using a Gummi Ship which has the Crown Gummi attached. Yeah, so I myself have managed a few, but good luck surviving against the Final Hunter...
 
 
'''Minimal Experience''' (AB) (AB)
 
Complete the storyline with minimal exp. This is done by defeating enemies ''only'' if they are needed to progress the game.


and i exist to further pollute the earth with AIDS.


I am a waste of sperm and egg.
==Theories==
==Theories==
Just my personal musing on several as-yet-unknown subjects.
the reason why i suck so much is that my dad beats me with his belt when he gets home from work
 
===Unbirths===
Consider the splitting of one's being.
{|border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style="text-align:center" width=100%
|width=25% bgcolor=#c0c0c0|'''Process'''
|width=25% bgcolor=#c0c0c0|'''Separated Element'''
|width=25% bgcolor=#c0c0c0|'''Remaining Elements'''
|width=25% bgcolor=#c0c0c0|'''Outcome'''
|-
|Succumbing to Darkness
|Heart
|Body, Soul
|Heartless + Nobody
|-
|Mortal Fatality (i.e. Death)
|Soul
|Body, Heart
|Freed Soul + Corpse
|-
|???
|Body
|Heart, Soul
|Unbirths...?
|}
{{-}}
 
==Random Questions==
WARNING! Some questions may be unsuitable for younger readers!


===Axel===
and makes me eat out his asshole. then he calls me little girl names like sally.
*What the hell '''''is''''' he? Roxas and Naminé have emotions, but this may be related to the fact that they aren't "normal" Nobodies. By contrast, Axel is, as far as we know, a "normal" Nobody, so why does he appear to have emotions too?


===Xion===
=D
*If Sora could see her, how would she look to him? Like himself, like Kairi, like her "normal" appearance, or something else?
*If you took a photograph of her, what would it show? Would the photograph look different to different viewers like she does, or would it actually show her "true" appearance, whatever that may be? Or perhaps she would not appear in the photo at all...
*If Sora and Xion had sex (with her in her "normal" female form, obviously), would it technically be a form of masturbation? :P

Revision as of 06:24, 19 August 2009


========D06:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)~ (oYo)

Sorceror Nobody's logo ← I am a fag

fuck me right? i a big fucking douche, i pretend im cool because i help host a fucking website anyone in the goddamn world can

access, talk about VIP shit right there. im so cool, i do it for fucking free, no i do the dick sucking for the cum in my mouth, but

this website shit, all free. fuck you, you piece of twat.


Sorceror Nobody ← Proof i love dick

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Sorceror Nobody – The Supreme Nonentity
User Talk · Sandbox · 358/2 Days Guide · 18:24, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
This is my talk template. The image is randomly selected each time, wherever the template is used. Yes, I do plan to fill the below table, so expect more images in the near future.

Category: Demonstration


Achievements

Suck a dick so hard my teeth fell out of my mouth


Important note about achievements:

I did this in about 2 minutes with your dad.


Trivia

i do enjoy a nice gay party with myself (considering no one wants to hang out with my in real life)

and i exist to further pollute the earth with AIDS.

I am a waste of sperm and egg.

Theories

the reason why i suck so much is that my dad beats me with his belt when he gets home from work

and makes me eat out his asshole. then he calls me little girl names like sally.

=D

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