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[18:15] <UnknownEnigma> lol
[18:15] <UnknownEnigma> lol
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==Origins of the Legendary Toe-Nail Sword==
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[18:39] <Satoru123> Or in my case "Waltz of the Danged"
[18:39] <UnknownEnigma> Zim is ready to unleash SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM!
[18:41] <Satoru123> Oh and BTW Mojo Jojo has special brain issues. So yeah XD
[18:41] == Tabbeh has changed nick to Tabs|Away
[18:42] <Satoru123> C'mon HKH, I'm tired of waiting
[18:42] <UnknownEnigma> Mojo Jojo is...
[18:42] <UnknownEnigma> Special >_>
[18:43] <Satoru123> Mojo Jojo is a CRACKHEAD! XD
[18:43] <UnknownEnigma> Mojo Jojo has had many cracked heads.
[18:44] <Satoru123> Not what I meant.
[18:44] <Satoru123> -_-"
[18:44] <UnknownEnigma> Its true no?
[18:45] <Satoru123> LOL
[18:46] == Tabs|Away has changed nick to Tabbeh
[18:46] * Satoru123 throws his moon-blade which swerves into himself, slicing himself in half* That shouldn't have happened. O.o
[18:46] <Tabbeh> Cool.
[18:47] <Satoru123> You're messed up Tabs
[18:47] * Tabbeh notes that when he says "cool", it usually means he doesn't care.
[18:47] <DoorToNothing> Says the person throwing a "moon-blade" at themselves.
[18:48] <UnknownEnigma> Moon-blade?
[18:48] <Satoru123> It's nothing never mind.
[18:48] <UnknownEnigma> You mean a giant sharp boomerang? A.K.A. toenail?
[18:48] <DoorToNothing> Sure, let's go with that.
[18:48] <Tabbeh> Toenail?
[18:48] <UnknownEnigma> Yes
[18:48] <DoorToNothing> Satoru cut himself in half with a giant toenail.
[18:48] <Tabbeh> Ew, did you like bite it off?
[18:48] <DoorToNothing> This could have been avoided if he practiced proper hygiene.
[18:48] == Mikazuki_Neko [~Mikazuki@71-92-96-26.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:49] <UnknownEnigma> The original zelda boomerangs looked like toenails (or fingernails take your pick)
[18:49] <Satoru123> No, it's a very long sword with the edge curved into the shape of a crescent moon.
[18:49] <UnknownEnigma> I'm glad I wear glasses when clipping my nails. I would hate to have a nail fling into my eyes.
[18:49] <Tabbeh> So it's a very long toenail.
[18:49] <DoorToNothing> Precisely, yes.
[18:50] <UnknownEnigma> Eww...
[18:50] <Tabbeh> Eww.
[18:50] <Tabbeh> So you bit off your toenail?
[18:50] <UnknownEnigma> They get creepily curvy when they are long.
[18:50] == Prodi [~prod@CPE0026f33339fe-CM0026f33339fa.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:50] == wolf5000_ [~chatzilla@208.123.132.94] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:51] == UnknownEnigma has changed nick to UE|DINNER
[18:51] == wolf5000 [~chatzilla@208.123.132.94] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[18:51] <DoorToNothing> Obviously, curvy enough to be used as a sword.
[18:51] == wolf5000_ has changed nick to wolf5000
[18:51] <Tabbeh> ._.
[18:51] <Tabbeh> Toenail sword?
[18:51] <DoorToNothing> Yes.
[18:52] <Satoru123> OMGoodness, my dog got attacked
[18:52] <DoorToNothing> Almost as practical as the Onion Sword.
[18:52] <DoorToNothing> By a toenail sword?
[18:52] <Satoru123> NO NOT A TOENAIL SWORD
[18:52] == ErryK|APB [~Erry@78.101.179.91] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds]
[18:52] <Satoru123> By another dog
[18:52] <DoorToNothing> WELL YOU BETTER CHECK JUST IN CASE, MAN.
[18:52] <DoorToNothing> THE OTHER DOG MAY HAVE HAD A TOENAIL SWORD.
[18:52] <Tabbeh> By another dog with the ability: Wield Swords ?
[18:52] <Satoru123> IT'S NOT A FREAKING TOENAIL SWORD!
[18:53] <Tabbeh> YES
[18:53] <Tabbeh> YES IT IS.
[18:53] <Satoru123> It's like a moon themed keyblade okay
[18:53] <Tabbeh> ...
[18:53] == Prod[a] [~prod@CPE0026f33339fe-CM0026f33339fa.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[18:53] <DoorToNothing> THE OTHER DOG USED HIS TOENAIL SWORD.
[18:53] <Tabbeh> So you put... the toenail... on the handle...
[18:53] <DoorToNothing> ... I'm not even sure how Keyblades got involved in this.
[18:53] <Tabbeh> The keychain... is a fingernail?
[18:53] <DoorToNothing> Sure.
[18:53] <DoorToNothing> Almost as strong as the Wooden Stick Keyblade.
[18:53] <Satoru123> NO YOU IDIOT
[18:54] <DoorToNothing> HEY MAN.
[18:54] <Tabbeh> ;-;
[18:54] <DoorToNothing> WE'RE JUST TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU ON THE MAGNIFICENCE OF THE TOENAIL SWORD.
[18:54] * Tabbeh 's feerings are hert.
[18:54] <DoorToNothing> Y U NO APPRECIATE HELPERS?
[18:54] <Satoru123> It doesn't have a keychain, but the end of the handle has a crescent moon.
[18:54] <DoorToNothing> So a toenail.
[18:55] <Satoru123> Listen carefully. It's not a toenail sword.
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> The end of the handle is a toenail.
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> YES.
[18:55] == Neumannz [neumaniac@pool-173-66-177-200.washdc.fios.verizon.net] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> YES IT FRIGGIN' IS, ODION.
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> IT'S A FRIGGIN' TOENAIL SWORD, ODION.
[18:55] <Satoru123> My goodness you people are SLOW
[18:55] <Satoru123> NO IT"S NOT
[18:55] <Tabbeh> Sato: you're feeding the trolls
[18:55] <Tabbeh> ...
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> I'm not slow.
[18:55] <Satoru123> If only I had a picture.
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> I have Toenail Sword equipped.
[18:55] <Tabbeh> Yooooou've been troll'd, you've been trolled!
[18:55] <DoorToNothing> Which provides +1000 speed.
[18:55] <Tabbeh> You have probably been told
[18:55] <Satoru123> Screw this
[18:55] <Neumannz> odion?
[18:55] <Satoru123> I'm done
[18:55] <Neumannz> facewhip?
[18:55] <Tabbeh> Don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise
[18:56] <Tabbeh> Out of you, yes it's true
[18:56] <DoorToNothing> Say hi to the gummy bears for me!
[18:56] <Tabbeh> You respond and that's his cue
[18:56] <Tabbeh> To start trouble on the double
[18:56] <Neumannz> DID SOMEBODY SAY
[18:56] <Tabbeh> As he strokes his manly stubble
[18:56] <Satoru123> ...
[18:56] <Neumannz> GUMMY BEARS?
[18:56] * DoorToNothing attacks Odion with his Toenail Sword.
[18:56] <Tabbeh> </Successful troll is successful>
[18:56] <Satoru123> (Let it go Sato. You know this guys are idiots.)
[18:56] <Satoru123> these*
[18:56] <DoorToNothing> Yes.
[18:56] <DoorToNothing> Idiots with Toenail Swords.
[18:56] <Tabbeh> I dunno.
[18:57] <Tabbeh> I think the person responding is the idiot. :d
[18:57] <Satoru123> Tabs shut it
[18:57] <Satoru123> For I report you
[18:57] <Tabbeh> Report for...
[18:57] <Tabbeh> ... what?
[18:57] <DoorToNothing> For wielding of the Toenail Sword.
[18:57] <Tabbeh> ._.
[18:57] <Tabbeh> Hey, Door was doing it too.
[18:58] * DoorToNothing was also wielding this Toenail Sword you speak of.
[18:58] * Tabbeh pleads the 5th and gets it over with.
[18:58] <Satoru123> It's not a toenail, it's a crescent moon sword. Stop calling it a toenail Sword
[18:58] <DoorToNothing> Here, Satoru123, let me go get a responsible channel operator to solve the situation.
[18:58] == mode/#KHWiki-social [+o DoorToNothing] by ChanServ
[18:58] * DoorToNothing arrives.
[18:58] <Satoru123> You gotta be kidding me
[18:59] <Satoru123> How is kicking me gonna solve anything.
[18:59] == Tabbeh was kicked from #KHWiki-social by DoorToNothing [Trolling is bad.]
[18:59] == Tabbeh [~ASTOS@c-174-62-74-153.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:59] == DoorToNothing was kicked from #KHWiki-social by DoorToNothing [Trolling is bad.]
[18:59] == DoorToNothing [~Doorsey@h218.80.185.173.dynamic.ip.windstream.net] has joined #KHWiki-social
[18:59] <DoorToNothing> The end.
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Revision as of 02:43, 6 October 2011

This page is a page with IRC moments that I thought were awesome, funny, or epic. Usually, the following stories are funny, so please read if you feel down. Remember: Laughter is the best medicine! c:

ALL HAIL DOORSEY

Global Warming comes to the IRC

[17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts
[17:25] <globalwarming> I WARNED YOU
[17:25] == globalwarming [d07bf059@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.123.240.89] has quit [Client Quit]
[17:25] <Sove> ._.

Random's "Show"

[16:03] <Randomnessity> This has been Fun Times with Random.
[16:03] <Randomnessity> Join us next week when Random visits a farm.
[16:03] <Randomnessity> With kuh-razy results!
[16:03] <Satoru123> -_-

The TarNation

[21:28] <UnknownEnigma> What in tarnation
[21:29] <UnknownEnigma> What is tarnation?
[21:29] <Reeves|Lost> Tar Nation.
[21:29] <Randomnessity> ._.

The Universe

MX is a girl!?

Aqua and the Unnamed Heartless

[20:08] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: Ooh, extra BBS stuffs
[20:09] <Tabbeh> if I ever do fanon
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: My, what big red eyes you have
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> ???: ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH
[20:09] <Crono|Editing> Aqua: ಠ_ಠ

...they forgot.

[18:56] <Pokeblade0|Black> Oh yeah...

[18:56] <Pokeblade0|Black> Today's the next meeting right?

[18:57] <Doorsey> It is? ._.

[18:57] <Doorsey> ... oops.

[18:59] <BakaKidd> lol

[18:59] <BakaKidd> meeting fail

[18:59] <BakaKidd> schedule fail

[18:59] <BakaKidd> just fail

[19:02] <Luke|away> ...

[19:02] <Pokeblade0|Black> Tomorrow, then?

[19:03] <BakaKidd> ...

*In the other channel... the KHWiki-noticeboard channel...*

[19:03] <Doorsey> ...

[19:03] <Doorsey> MEETING HAS BEEN MOVED TO FEBRUARY 33RD. THANK YOU.

[19:04] <Pokeblade0|Black> ._.

A bit of RP

Emoticons and butterflies

I went insane.

[22:45] <Keyblade0> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[22:45] <Keyblade0> PREPARE TO BURN, KID

[22:45] <Baka|Cloud> ._.

[22:46] <Keyblade0> LET THE FLAMES OF DESTRUCTION DESTROY YOUSE!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> KILL!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> WOO!!

[22:46] <Keyblade0> 1913 more DP :3

Finland - 1, Smosh - 0

[17:18] <Keyblade0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytqlXOJ_dY

[17:18] <Keyblade0> 3:22

[17:18] <Keyblade0> *4:22

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XDDDDDD

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XDXDXD

[17:18] <Keyblade0> XD

[17:20] <Sove> As a matter of fact

[17:21] <Sove> I have never got a package with newspaper in it

[17:22] <Sove> Or then they do that when they are sent abroad

[17:22] <Keyblade0> Finland - 1 Smosh - 0

RP, abilities and EXP

[23:46] * DoctorReeves counter-strike's Keyblade0

[23:47] <Keyblade0> ._.

[23:47] * DoctorReeves has defeated (1) Keyblade0! 12 EXP recieved.

[23:47] <Keyblade0> I took a part of his arm

[23:47] <ZOOSMELL_POOPLOR> KB0...

[23:47] * Keyblade0 has auto-revive

[23:47] <Keyblade0> Aha!

[23:47] <TaBzEe> 8D

[23:47] <TaBzEe> Infinite EXP!

[23:48] * Keyblade0 also notices he has auto-death

[23:48] <TaBzEe> Oh.

[23:48] <Keyblade0> ;-;

[23:48] <TaBzEe> :\

[23:48] <Keyblade0> Crap

Twygs River

Keyblade0's Creepypasta (kind of) and Dance Parties. In. London!

Meanwhile, at the #FFWiki channel...

[22:38] <DrakeyC> oh Xep, they're all petty

[22:38] <DrakeyC> Look at Kalia and Porche, they did what Danielle told them to do

[22:38] <DrakeyC> Jeff was smart in getting rid of Danielle

[22:38] <DrakeyC> She proved repeatedly she can't be trusted

[22:39] <DrakeyC> But unlike others who can't be trusted like Adam or Shelly, she's good in competitions

[22:41] * DrakeyC screencaps his arena

[22:41] <DrakeyC> BH voting for Vaan

[22:41] <DrakeyC> This must be memorialized

[22:41] <DrakeyC> Iwanted to vote for the pirate hat, but THE BRAIN BLEACH POWER OF THE GOLDEN THONG, IT DRAWS ME IN!!! CANNOT... resist.... no... Jimcloud

[22:42] <DrakeyC> NO ONE CAN RESIST THE GOLDEN THONG

[22:42] <Jimcloud> ._.

[22:42] <Koharu> ._.

[22:42] <Kirbyblade0|AR> ._.

OMG! SPOILERS IN SKYWARD SWORD AND FINAL FANTASY III!!!

[19:09] <Sove> [01:42] * UnknownEnigma (~chatzilla@adsl-66-157-224-145.jax.bellsouth.net) has joined #KHWiki-social

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <BlackSoulBlade> Hey DTN, UE

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> Hi

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> Good KB0 is not here

[19:09] <Sove> [01:43] <UnknownEnigma> No Skyward Sword spoilers for me

[19:09] <Sove> [01:47] * Daiton|away is now known as Daiton

[19:09] <Sove> [01:51] <FFblade0> WB Tabbs, hi BSB, HI DTN, hi UE and WB Daiton

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> :I

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> I DON'T GIVE SPOILERS FOR SKYWARD SWORD

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <Daiton> Yo

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> I don't want to know anything about it.

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <Daiton> But I do give spoilers!

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> I anything game wise

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <FFblade0> Besides I don't know ANYTHING besides the Lady's name.

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> In SS

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> Stuff like, how many hours of gameplay is okay

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> You get...

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> A SWORD

[19:09] <Sove> [01:52] <UnknownEnigma> Leaving

[19:10] <Sove> [01:52] <BlackSoulBlade> AND A SHIELD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> ._.

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> XD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> AND GREEN CLOTHES

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> OMG SPOILERS

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> Like 5000+ hours of gameplay!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> XDXDXD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <BlackSoulBlade> *9000+

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> IT'S OVER 9000!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> IT'S OVER 9000!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <Daiton> gah you beat me to it!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:53] <FFblade0> :D

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> OMG SPOILER!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> There's a evil orange in the game

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <FFblade0> ;)

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <Tabzee> SECRET DUNGEON

[19:10] <Sove> [01:54] <Daiton> And a bomb that float on the wings of a butterfly!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> And the main enemy is a female. Who is it? ZELDA TURNS EVIL

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <BlackSoulBlade> ANOTHER SPOILER

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> </spoilers>

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <BlackSoulBlade> You play tennis with the boss

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <Daiton> You beat him with a jar!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> Ohwait! MOAR SPOIELRS

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> The only way to beat the final boss is to...

[19:10] <Sove> [01:55] <FFblade0> PLay tic tac toe with her.

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> Be lucky and you save Hyrule again! Yay!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <BlackSoulBlade> HIT IT WITH A SWORD

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <BlackSoulBlade> FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <Daiton> SAVE S/H/IT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!

[19:10] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> Another spoiler? Ya know it.

[19:11] <Sove> [01:56] <FFblade0> YOU GET 3 SWORDS

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <FFblade0> A reguler one, master sword, and a UMBRELLA KEYBLADE

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <FFblade0> >:D

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] * UnknownEnigma is now known as UnknownbEnigma

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <UnknownbEnigma> Silence!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <UnknownbEnigma> Or I'll keel you!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:57] <BlackSoulBlade> You'll also have something following you that you may or may not want to strangle

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> TEH ULTIMATE SPOILERAH!

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> The cloud of Darkness appears in the ga*shot*

[19:11] <Sove> [01:59] <FFblade0> Okay. Yes we had some fun with that. TIme to get back to work.

[19:11] <Sove> [02:00] <FFblade0> Or back to killing random enemies, getting the last treasure chests, defeating Xande, and CoD

[19:11] <Sove> [02:00] <FFblade0> ...again -_-"

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Good

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Git

[19:11] <Sove> [02:01] <UnknownbEnigma> Go to do your errands

[19:11] <Sove> [02:02] <FFblade0> Why did I say again? Because I died in the World of Darkness

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <FFblade0> AND NO SAVE POINT. >:(

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <BlackSoulBlade> LOL

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <BlackSoulBlade> Don't you just love FF3s complete lack of save points?

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <DoorToNothing> FFIII thoughts:

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] * FFblade0 is now known as Fblade0|3

[19:11] <Sove> [02:03] <DoorToNothing> "Oh hey, where is the save poOH I FORGET THERE AREN'T ANY"

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <DoorToNothing> ... That pretty much summarizes my entire experience with FFIII.

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <BlackSoulBlade> I managed to beat FF3

[19:11] <Sove> [02:04] <UnknownbEnigma> No save points FTW

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <UnknownbEnigma> I mean-

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <UnknownbEnigma> FTL

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> And by 'managed' I mean 'down to one ninja, and this turn will make or break this fight'

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> Toss shuriken

[19:11] <Sove> [02:05] <BlackSoulBlade> Win

Special Thanks to Sove for logging this for me.

The Expectation

[21:16] <Sora1995|Cloud> RL might get on today

[21:17] * Soxra (~Sky@S01060016b6e25c1a.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #KHWiki-social

[21:17] * Pokeblade0|XD expects someone to say "YAY! YES!! WOO~~!!!!!"

[21:17] <Pokeblade0|XD> WB Soxra

[21:17] * Sora1995|Cloud looks at Sove

[21:17] * Pokeblade0|XD glares at Sove

[21:17] <Sove> ._.

Today's Main Topic: Buttpockets

Origins of the Legendary Toe-Nail Sword