Talk:Air Pirate

KrytenKoro - "Space Corp Directive 195—In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."  "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance, you metal bastard.'" TALK - Todo: Strategy section - create Reaction command table, KHII attack table, how to beat Figure out how to handle stats for KHII - it has them vary between each location appearance, and uses a level system. Big problem.

KrytenKoro - "Because I knew something he didn't. I knew that I was lying. Seriously, sir. 'No silicon heaven'? Where would all of the calculators go?" TALK - Okay, with the exception of the strategy section, this is what I intend the Heartless pages to look like. Are there any objections?

Wonderful - now, all that needs to be resolved is the Jiminy's Journal section. The text is eating into the sections... Helping others always comes before asking others for help. • TroisNyxÉtienne

KrytenKoro - "Space Corp Directive 195—In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."  "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance, you metal bastard.'" TALK - What exactly do you mean?

Yer mom - SOMOS HOMBRES O PAYASOS!!!! TALK - {{{time}}} I think she means the text inside the boxes under the Jimminy's Journal section. The text inside said boxes is like... cut, as if the boxes were incomplete or something.

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Yer mom - SOMOS HOMBRES O PAYASOS!!!! TALK - {{{time}}} Hmmm it still looks funny to me, maybe it's just my crappy browser or something like that. If it looks good for you then I guess it looks good for everyone else since my computer tends to do funny/idiotic stuff.

Yer mom : I know. I'm having the same problem as you are. What are your monitor resolutions, both of you ? Mine's 1152 by 864. Could this be why it's not displaying properly ? Helping others always comes before asking others for help. • TroisNyxÉtienne

Yer mom - SOMOS HOMBRES O PAYASOS!!!! TALK - {{{time}}} Mine's 800x600 *cuddles small screen* Maybe that's the problem?

Could be resolution, but then again... I thought Wiki's layouts were supposed to be liquid. Dang, the only thing we have to rectify is the Journal template, and everything will look just right. Wonder how to put it in a fixed table, rather than an expandable one. Helping others always comes before asking others for help. • TroisNyxÉtienne

Yer mom - SOMOS HOMBRES O PAYASOS!!!! TALK - {{{time}}} Maybe we should ask someone else to check out the page and see if it's messed up for them? Perhaps it's just our computers plotting evil... or it's something in KrytenKoro's comp that allows the boxes to show properly.

I think we need to call our friendly neighbourhood sysop - maybe she might be able to help us. Or even our Wikia staff ! Helping others always comes before asking others for help. • TroisNyxÉtienne

Yer mom - SOMOS HOMBRES O PAYASOS!!!! TALK - {{{time}}} Oh oh Yer Mom votes for our friendly neighbourhood sysop! If she can't help us then we'll ask Angela XD! (I love speaking in third person with this username!! Ok I'll stop now.)

Okay, I'll try call her over. EDIT : I left a message on her talk page. I think we might continue the discussion there. Helping others always comes before asking others for help. • TroisNyxÉtienne

What about the reaction command, Air Twister? For this you have to hit the Air Pirate once, get some major distance, wait for him to strike a pose, then when he comes charging at you, use triangle to spin him around. Remember the reaction command: Air Twister. Guardian, please put the name of the reaction command somewhere in your template. That would be greatly appreciated. Winxfan1 15:26, 8 June 2009 (UTC)Winxfan1

Here's another bit of trivia: The Air Porates have large forearms. The only other character that has that is Popeye the Sailor Man.Winxfan1 13:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)Winxfan1