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==SSC's Journal Entry==
==[[User:Super Sword-chucks|SSC's]] Journal Entry==


''Yermoms (あんたのかあちゃん, lit. Yer mom) are animals of badassity. They feed off cheetos, popsicles, and soul cookies. However, they have a certain delicacy called "Hexedmagica." They do indeed trade souls every now and then, but will usually eat them in cookies. Usually, they stalk others, especially one called "Azul." Most or all of them are armed with a spork o' d00m and will experiment by poking an object with the weapon. Why there is no picture of a spork o' d00m is because it is too badass to be captured by a normal camera. Some witnesses have said they've seen a spork o' d00m once, but it was only Chuck Norris.''
''Yermoms (あんたのかあちゃん, lit. Yer mom) are animals of badassity. They feed off cheetos, popsicles, and soul cookies. However, they have a certain delicacy called "[[User:Hexedmagica|Hexedmagica]]." They do indeed trade souls every now and then, but will usually eat them in cookies. Usually, they stalk others, especially one called "[[User:Azul81677|Azul]]." Most or all of them are armed with a spork o' d00m and will experiment by poking an object with the weapon. Why there is no picture of a spork o' d00m is because it is too badass to be captured by a normal camera. Some witnesses have said they've seen a spork o' d00m once, but it was only Chuck Norris.''


''Personally, they prefer becoming dragons of badassity that breathe fire and shoot beams of mass destruction. An example of this would be Rayquaza from the Pokemans games.''
''Personally, they prefer becoming dragons of badassity that breathe fire and shoot beams of mass destruction. An example of this would be Rayquaza from the Pokemans games.''

Revision as of 07:00, 6 October 2009

SSC's Journal Entry

Yermoms (あんたのかあちゃん, lit. Yer mom) are animals of badassity. They feed off cheetos, popsicles, and soul cookies. However, they have a certain delicacy called "Hexedmagica." They do indeed trade souls every now and then, but will usually eat them in cookies. Usually, they stalk others, especially one called "Azul." Most or all of them are armed with a spork o' d00m and will experiment by poking an object with the weapon. Why there is no picture of a spork o' d00m is because it is too badass to be captured by a normal camera. Some witnesses have said they've seen a spork o' d00m once, but it was only Chuck Norris.

Personally, they prefer becoming dragons of badassity that breathe fire and shoot beams of mass destruction. An example of this would be Rayquaza from the Pokemans games.

Apparently, the have the known ability to change win into d00m thanks to badassity level of way over 9000.

About Me

"The only dependable thing about future is uncertainty”.
Name YER MOM!
A.K.A nope, just Yer Mom
Hometown In Cthulhu’s stomach
Date of Birth October 6th
Age Younger than Light, Older than Darkness
Element Fire and Darkness
Weapon A trusty Spork…
Spells Firaga, Ultima, Holy, and I just learned Meteor 8D
"Hmmmmm... sporks..."
—Yer mom
"I live my life so that every morning when my feet touch the floor the Devil shivers and says "HOLY SH**T!! She woke up already!!1!!" D8"
—Guess who XD

Yup, this is about yer mom... cough sorry, I just love my user name.

STATUS

  • Inflicted with sleep D8.
  • Being pwned by Minerva... AT LAST!
  • In the process of defeating Larxene ^^
  • More or less being obliterated by Omega
  • Assaulting someone's house... in Morocco
  • Being stepped on by colossi
  • *fail!*

Well my real name... I'll tell you some day. I'm older than you think... even if I sometimes act all immature and random (yeah, you can say ouch with me). I'm from Mexico and obviously english isn't my native language so if I start typing crazy stuff I'll always blame it on my spanish speaking nature 8D.

What else... I love Kingdom Hearts, obviously. So far I've played KH I, KH II (and enjoyed beating Sephiroth's sorry ass into oblivion), KH Re:CoM, no Advance version for me :( and also got myself a PSP to play BBS when it comes out... and also to play Crisis Core but that's not the point XD.

I'm also a huge fan of Final Fantasy, I lay my eternal love on Sephiroth (even if I enjoy beating him with every keyblade 8D) and pretty much any Final Fantasy. I also LOVE RPing, like, seriously. Yeah, I'm a huge nerd at times, but i love it.

In real life I am/am not in college, the reason for this is that I technically finished college, all my credits and all my clases are DONE for and even in the school's web there's a little note that reads EGRESADO next to my name which means I'm out. BUT not everything is sweet and lovely, in my career (I don't know if this happens in other countries) I have to finish my thesis in order to be liberated from college.

Here's a big secret, I'm lazy and haven't finished my thesis even if I got a scholarship for that XD!!!Yeeeeeeah, Yer Mom is lazy!!! (Ok I'll really stop with the Yer Mom jokes, promise!)

So, I'll be stuck in college for a couple of months, or until I get my lazy butt into doing some work. What the hell!! I just got more material for my thesis from my professor I WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH THIS!!!! D8!!!

Personality wise I'm quite immature, I like to be left alone although I never really spend time alone *fail* I have very good friends, online and offline and more often than not i can be found speaking nonesense in some random chat, messenger service or talk page.

I also have a dirty mind... very very dirty... so don't mind me if I laugh to my insides, it's probably my brain's gears twisting in the wrong way. Nope, I'm not proud of that but what you'd expect of a girl who has only guy friends and a very active imagination?

I also like to plot ebil, yes, I plot ebil, not evil, take it as a more ebil form of evil. And yes I do realize I stopped making sense some time ago.

Games I currently play

  • Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories

My sister got the game and I not-so-kindly stole it and started playing it around January. I've been a bit busy so I haven't paid it as much attention as I'd like to XD. I'm finding it really hard, mostly because numbers hate me and my brain has trouble when trying to decide which card use and which button to press... *tear* So far I'm playing Sora's story, I don't want to play Riku's until I'm done with Sora. Just recently showed the Riku Replica to show some respect to the Alpha Dog AKA me. Thanks to Marexl for all the help and to Kryten for suggesting the shortcuts and Quake and Holy. Kiss my rear end Riku! Errrr now I'm with Larxene, but not too worried about her.

  • Kingdom Hearts II

I already finished this one but, at level 99 with all drive forms powered up, all my summons powered up, finished all gummi missions (surprisingly as I can't create my own gummi ship for the life of me ¬.¬), beated Sephiroth's butt into oblivion with almost every keyblade and FINALLY after three agonizing weeks of trying, finished the stupid poster duty thing... I hate posters. I just play it because I liked it a lot, and because I'm a nerd 8D. The goal at the moment is to beat all the gummi missions with more than S rank and 100% of completion, but Hunter X beats me senseless ;___;

  • Final Fantasy

The PSP version, I took up a challenge and started a game with a nice Fighter McWarrior, an awesome Black Mage Evilwizardington, a relatevly good Prince of the Khee'Bler clan of Elves (aka Thief) and a sucky Red Mage Statscowski... yeaaaaah I should've picked the White Mage... Anywayz, everything was fine until I started the evil shrines o' d00m. I'm stuck in the Lifespring Grotto I think it is... Omega obliterates my butt. Well after some training I was able to last at least five rounds but it's pretty hard when your red mage can't heal the entire party. Oh well I'll just have to train sum more!

  • Final Fantasy II

PSP version again. Here I'm not stuck, but my obsession with killing Omega leads to a downward spiral of d00m that just won't let me continue playing FFII, Currently I'm about to get me some mythril weapons and train Minwu's butt some more. ...hmmmm omega...

  • Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII

I love my PSP <3! Zack is at level 99, with super kill'em'all materia, looking awesome with his Buster Sword, with a total HP of +65,000 and in the VERGE OF KILLING MINERVA!!!! BLEEEARGH!!! Yes, I finally reached her, now I'm stealing Phoenix Downs from ger to get me some badass materia and submit her butt. <3

  • SOCOM... something

For the PSP again, I can't remember the game's full game, but I'm currently at Morocco, infiltrating someone's house. It's an easy game and I play it when I get killed too many times by Kactuares or Omega... which is quite often. I like them guns 8DD

  • Shadow of the Colossus

One of the best games EVER. I love the simple action, the amazing music, the wide planes and my trusty horse Agro following me around everywhere. Not to mention everything is to help a damisel in distress... ok she's a dead damisel in distress but w/e. I'm still a hero <3. Oh and the colossi look simply and utterly ah-mazing.

Other things i randomly play include some strange japanese or chinese doctor's mental game in the DS. I can't remember the title for the life of me. It's about testing your mind and it gives you statistics of your mental age and ways to improve your happy brain... In my first try my brain was that of an 80 year old person... XD!!! Now I'm at 25, that's a lot better.

I'm also planning to get the .hack games... or Silent Hill, but I don't play that one alone because I'm a lousy coward yay!!!

AND... i just noticed I need to play less games... <3

Likes, Dislikes and Stuff like that

Favs

  • Game: KH, and KH II becoz Roxas ROXORS
  • Soundtrack: Dearly Beloved, I just love it.
  • World: It would be Twilight Town if it wasn't for the STUPID poster duty... I'll go with End of the World. Creepyness EXTREME.
  • Heartless: Invisible, Neoshadow and Shadow... those little yellow eyes *squee*
  • Nobody: Samurai and Twilight Thorn.
  • Male character: Roxas, he looks cuddly.
  • Female character: Olette, I just like her hair XD
  • Support character: Riku and Jack Skellington, even if his limit sux
  • Antagonist: Demyx, his lameness makes me laugh
  • Disney Villain: Oogie Boogie and Maleficent.
  • Summon: Tinker Bell. She cures me, 'nuff said.
  • Keyblade: Ah... Two Across (even if I haven't used it, it looks pretty cool) and Metal Chocobo, it may not be the best, but it has a chocobo keychain!
  • Drive form: Valor, Yer mom likes red 8D
  • Sidequest: Pooh's Hunny slider in KH II.
  • Gummi route: Assault of the Dreadnaught. It made me happy see that thing fall down.
  • Organization XIII member: Axel and Roxas... mmmhmmmh
  • Final Fantasy character: Sephiroth and Cloud.
  • Disney character: Abu 8DD moneky powah!

Un-Favs?

  • Game: KH Re:CoM, love the story, but it took me a while to get the hang of the cards... numbers hate me.
  • Soundtrack: Atlantica's songs!!! Argh!!!
  • World: Monstro, that whale's insides are simply twisted. Atlantica also, swimming is not for keyblade masters I tell ya.
  • Heartless: Large body and Fat Bandit in KH II, those fire attacks just didn't make me a happy gamer.
  • Nobody: Dancers, they look cool but they always grabbed poor Sora's head ;___;
  • Male original character: Vexen... he's a little bit crazy...
  • Female original character: Kairi... mmmh she reminds me of mary sues... don't know why.
  • Support character: Mulan while on Ping disguise, man she tripped so much!
  • Antagonist: Vexen again... weiiiiirdo.
  • Disney Villain: Capt'n Hook, too much curly black hair.
  • Summon: Stitch, even if he's damn useful for the Hades cups and getting Jimminy's insane goals, I ended up hating him.
  • Keyblade: Sweet Memories...
  • Drive form: Wisdom, arrgh it took me so much to level that up!
  • Sidequest: All the SB in KH II, they were so useless and the DAMNED poster duty
  • Gummi route: All the KH I routes... they weren't all that pretty XD
  • Organization XIII member: Vexen and his weird shield.
  • Final Fantasy character: Rai...
  • Disney character: Almost all the princessess, except Jasmine and Ariel... no one can be that cute and pure! Oh and Belle, she kicks royal butt.

Gift <3

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This is a Wight Knight drawn by EO by my request. I love it and you should fear it, 'nuff said!

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Firaga44 - A happy birthday to all
TALK - If you can't see the cards...you must be blind.
8D

And this is a talk bubble made by Firaga for my b-day, thanks a lot ^^

Trivia!

Yeah! All the things you didn't know... or didn't care to ask, about me! (Notice I refrained from saying Yer mom? Yeah, I'm getting better at this XD!)

  • My name starts with a B
  • And ends with an A, sweet eh?
  • I'm very foul mouthed... very *shame*
  • Computers hate me
  • I hate computers
  • I belive computers are plotting d00m
  • I believe my computer is one of the master minds
  • I like oranges and apples but my fav is pineapple... and mango but just because I like saying that aloud.
  • I also like saying words that start with P like procrastinate
  • I also enjoy spanish words like proletario, postergar, perpendicular
  • Yes, I'm aware I'm odd
  • I lurve Al Bhed
  • I own Al Bhed googles, and I love them.
  • If I had to choose between buying an Akatsuki cloak and an Organization XIII cloak I would be in a huge dilemma... and probably would end up stealing both and spending my money on sweets
  • Oh yeah, I love chocolate and sweets.
  • I actually have a secret place were my candy deliciousness is hidden, and I lurve that as well.
  • I love pirates and ninjas, I honestly think they would be even in a death match-o'-d00m.
  • I had the flu for exactly 51 days... it stopped being fun once my nose started bleeding from all those kleenex *tear* Luckily for me and my family the flu stopped once the Swine Flu started or else I would've been recluded in some random hospital for months XD
  • I own KH kitties!!! Well more or less. I have a kitty called Sora... he turned out to be a she tho... we didn't notice until it was too late to change her name. I also have an Aerith kitty who likes to cuddle with me and purr in her sweet kitty way. Oh and my Sora kitty hates me... don't know why. UPDATE Nao we have a Roxas kitty!!! 8DDD He is black and white and meows like there is no tomorrow to meow -.-'
  • Other members from this site speak foreign languages like French or Italian... I speak spanish which has the same roots as those languages and therefore I understand 90% of what they say, this also happens with Portuguese, sadly, the fact that I understand the language doesn't mean I can speak it... or write it or anything else that might be considered useful *epic FAIL*. Well it will be useful if I ever get lost in Italy... or Brazil.

Box n' Bubbles

User boxes and talk bubbles!!! Can't live without'em

This is the first talk bubble, thanks to Toisnyxetienne for letting me use her pretty Aerith bubble. I'll probably change it in a month... or two... when I get in pirate mood XD

File:Aerith-Normal-Live.gif
Yer mom - When the heartless came everything changed…
TALK - That's right. The Keyblade.
"Argh!" Says pirate Aerith, who talks and blinks!! <3
File:KH2 Nobody-Dancer.jpg
Yer mom - More is good, all is better
TALK - I need no stinkin’ common sense!
Second Template, I'm a dancer yo! Funny as I like dancers yet hate them at the same time... *cuddles Sora's head*
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Yer mom - May your life be like the roll of a toilet paper...
TALK - ...long and useful!!
Third template, with toilet pape references. FTW!!!!
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Yer mom - Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!!
TALK - {{{time}}}
Fourth one, might return to the last one, I'm not too sure about the colors
File:Olette Talk Template.png
Yer mom - I will quit being afraid when my first venture fails and the sky doesn't fall down.
TALK - {{{time}}}
Olette FTW. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
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Yer mom - How many of you I have to shoot before you realize I'm on your side?
TALK - {{{time}}}
HOW MANY JUST HOW MANY! *shoots*

And meh user boxes, I like to cuddle them.

Kairi_%28Sprite%29_KHCOM.png This user is female.
en-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of English.
es Este usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.
51jqMJU.png This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
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ipuOopZ.png This user is a fan of Disney movies.
760n2Dk.png This user defeated Ansem and started the epic story of Kingdom Hearts.
qk6vzKA.png This user defeated Xemnas and restored peace to the worlds.
LsZ7CQm.png This user is a fan of the Final Fantasy games.
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lMQm4N6.png This user thinks that Sora should have just stayed as a Heartless!
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ZY6RW3a.png This user is a fan of Roxas.
Axel5_zpsuj8p5rir.png This user wants to let the flames burn you! Got it memorized?
iws5VfD.png This user is a fan of Auron, and would like to be part of his story.
JUy9SUt.png This user is a fan of Aerith.
xebaxK7.png This user is not interested in anything except Cloud.
JOl1PW9.png This user is a fan of Squa-- uh, Leon. Whatever.
knFHeVL.png This user is a fan of the One-Winged Angel.
tB91CxN.png This user is a fan of Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King!
7ax3PZz.png This user would rather sit down and do homework with Olette.
t0DRrFj.png This user is a fan of Tinker Bell.
nbYIG29.png User. Fan. Fuu.
ouzqTpm.png This user loves to ruffle the Moogles' pompoms!
zd3Hu7n.png This user loves the song Sanctuary.
FO5YOBi.png This user loves the song Hand in Hand.
zcRUjT6.png This user loves the song One-Winged Angel.
Lg1wOCW.png This user loves the song Dearly Beloved.
5NCRXq7.png This user loves the song Hikari.
WPuM7qS.png This user loves the song Passion.
jHo8Tgf.png This user wants to be a hero.
uHxIqDT.png This user wants a challenge in the Underdrome.
LAAjy5E.png Oh, Sora... you just lost all your cool points.
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CUSTOM!


kaworu2-1.jpg KAWORU DIED FOR YOUR SINS
gif_dancinggir.gif This user is so cool she even comes with her own background music.
File:Jiminy-Sad.jpg This user is a little lacking in the conscience department :(
FAIL! :( This user has been edit conflicted so many times that she even edit conflicts herself.
1162752987.jpg This user is a recent edits patroller... because she has nothing better to do 8D
sockpuppet-1.png Don't be scared... this user is just a sockpuppet of the devil.
Longcat.gif This user is a fan of Longcat.
ththSpooky.gif This User is NOT a Stalker! (Just a creepy person who follows others around.)

Random Question of the month

Yush, this is a random question of the month... or months depending on how often i remember to update it. Whenever I play videogames or while bouncing around in life in general sometimes I come up with random/useless questions that I find myself unable to answer. Feel free to provide an answer or just ponder with me <3

In one of the extra scenes of Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix we see Xemnas babbling to his 'friend' in the room of sleep (or was it the room of awakening? who cares!). Anywayz, I watched the scene and a sudden question came to my mine: Why, oh why the HELL does he WALK all the way down there if he has freakin' teleporting powers????

He's a nobody!!! He can pop from one world to the other!!! That's what super nobody powers ARE for. Yet he chooses to walk that long and boring road down to the dark depths of Radiant Garden's castle?!?! Couldn't he just... use his nobodyness and appear with this cool nobody twirly thingies right in front of the door? Maybe he feels he's gaining weight and feels a little walk might help! Awww Xemans cares for his body! That or there's an evil magical shield thing that stops Xemnas from teleporting inside the castle? If that's the case I'm guessing it's not such an evil shield since it does stop the evil guy from entering the castle... Ok I'm rambling now.

Future Plans

  • Add a friend list, because I'm friends with some nice people and that should be added sumwhere...
  • Removing the + from Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix whenever it's a reference to the vieogame and not the KH II FM and RE:COM combo, because I'm bored.
  • Pester people around with questions... but I'm already doing that >.>
  • Getting me a signature... wait, I can do that now.

YerMom is right behind you

yeah...

Edit count!

In case you were wondering...

Was bored so...

2,767 Yer mom has made 2,767 edits (in all namespaces) on Kingdom Hearts Wiki.