Quotes:Philoctetes

Oh no! The water! I'm in big trouble if I don't fetch it!
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This page contains a list of quotes said by Philoctetes during the course of Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep, and Kingdom Hearts Re:coded.

Cutscene Quotes

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

Terra's Story

• "Herc, where are ya? Front and center right now, or I'm tackin' on another 1,000 laps!"
  — talking to Hercules.

Ventus's Story

• "I told ya, I'm booked solid. N-O spells forget it! Huh? And who in Halicarnassus are you? Can't you see I'm busy?"
  — upon Ventus approaching him.
• "All right, Herc, I hear ya! Now would ya keep it down already."
  — talking to Hercules.
• "Look, we've been through this... I got two words for you—student-teacher ratio!"
  — talking to Hercules and Zack.
• "Okay... Change of plans. The Games are comin' up. So, I'm gonna watch both of your matches...then I'll decide which of you rookies I wanna train."
  — talking about the Games.
• "You wanna be a true hero, Herc? Then you're gonna hafta go out there and show me that everything I've taught you so far is gonna pay off."
  — talking to Hercules about being a hero.
• "All right, you bunch of rookies. It's time we go over the rules of the Games, so listen up. All the matches are divided into two brackets—one for the East and one for the West. The winners from each bracket go head-to-head in the championship match. Now, I signed you two up up for the West...'cause they already got a heavy-hittin' contender cleanin' up over there in the East bracket. And if you wanna beat him, you're gonna hafta hustle in there. Now move those sandals."
  — talking about the rules of the Games.
• "Hey! We got trouble! There's monsters loose in town and if they gate-crash the Games, you can forget about the match."
  — talking about the Unversed.
• "Hey! I never said I'd coach the winner. All I said was I'd see the match, then decide. Look, bein' a hero takes more than just muscle. Ya gotta have heart and care about people. And sure, you both get high marks for that. But this time, only one of you cared fast enough—and that makes all the difference."
  — talking about who is the winner.
• "Of course not. I know that kid's gonna go the distance. But he was stuck in a rut. He just needed a little incentive. It's Ventus, right? Well, thanks to you, Herc here has really shaped up. I owe ya."
  — talking about Hercules and thanking Ventus.

Aqua's Story

• "Stand back, sweetcheeks. I'll take care of this."
  — before running away from some Unversed.
• "Who asked you, kid? You'll understand more when you're older."
  — talking to Hercules.
• "So, sugarcakes... You got any plans for later? You know, I've trained a few heroes in my time. Maybe I could recite ya a little epic poetry."
  — talking to Aqua.
• "Of course I do. He's the local hero everybody's going gaga for— Oh, now I get it. You're one of his fans. Everywhere I go it's Terra-this, Terra-that... More like Terra-bull."
  — talking about Terra to Aqua.
• "And if you enter, there's always a chance you might run into him. I got an idea. I'll sign you up myself. And if you need a trainer, I'd be more than happy to put you through the ropes."
  — trying to make Aqua enter the Games.
• "Shh! Pipe down, kid! You and she ain't got the same attributes, if ya know what I mean."
  — talking to Hercules about Aqua.
• "Fine, here's how it is. The Games are divided into two brackets—you got your East, you got your West. The winners from each bracket face off in the championship match. Now, right now you are competing in the East and we got no idea about the other side. For all we know, your boy Terra could be cruisin' through over in the West."
  — talking about the rules of the Games.
• "You will? Oh, the gods are smilin' on me today! I'll be waiting for ya in the vestibule. Just tell me when you're ready to go."
  — before Aqua accepts entering the final bracket.
• "Ix-nay on the atchin'-way. You got trainin' to complete."
  — talking to Hercules about his training.

Kingdom Hearts

• "Good timing. Give me a hand, will ya? Move that pedestal over there for me. I gotta spruce this place up for the games."
  — talking to Sora and company unbeknownst who he is talking to.
• "What? Too heavy? Since when have you been such a little- Oh. Wrong guy. What're you doing here? This here's the world-famous Coliseum—heroes only! And I got my hands full preparing for the games. So run along, pip-squeaks. Look, it's like this. Heroes are coming from all over to fight ferocious monsters right here in the Coliseum."
  — talking about the Games.
• "Okay, so it takes more than brawn. Well, well, let's see what you can do."
  — after trying to move the pedestal.
• "Two words: You guys ain't heroes."
  — saying that Sora and company is not heroes.
• "Wanna become a real hero? Start by mastering this spell."
  — before giving Sora Thunder magic.
• "Something tells me he'll be a tough one to beat. Who knows, maybe you'll end up facing him."
  — talking about Cloud.
• "Hercules. He's a hero if ever there was one. Too bad he's off visiting his father."
  — talking about Hercules.
• "Whew, that was close! That was Cerberus, the guardian of the Underworld. Herc should be able to handle him. But then again, maybe not... This doesn't look good."
  — talking about Cerberus and Hercules.
• "Kid, I got two words of advice for you: Attack!"
  — before Sora and company fights Cerberus.
• "My lips are sealed."
  — upon finding out that Hercules had worn out Cerberus.

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories

• "Huh? Where did you come from? Don't tell me you guys finished the prelims!"
  — talking to Sora about the Games.
• "Two words. You—ain't–heroes."
  — talking about that Sora isn't a hero.
• "All right, all right. Sora, since your team and Hercules are the only contenders —"
  — talking about the contenders of the Games.
• "All right, enough with the spiel. On your marks... Get set... GO!!"
  — before the race begins.
• "Three words! Everyone's pooped!"
  — talking about the Games being cancelled.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

• "What took you so long!? I got everything set up! C'mon, hop to it. You wanna be a hero, and that takes time."
  — talking to Roxas.
• "Here to train, I know! Save your breath, kid. You're gonna need it. By the way, nice moves back there. Herc told me you had potential. Gotta hand it to him, he's got an eye for talent! I don't coach just anybody, ya know. Hope you came ready to sweat, kid!"
  — talking to Roxas about having talent.
• "Okay, Roxas. I gotta go double check the training equipment. Meet me inside the Coliseum when you're ready—and don't take all day!"
  — talking about the Games.
• "Not bad, kid! Not bad at all! Next time, I want you to go for 200 points."
  — after Roxas finishes his training.
• "They fight, people come to watch, and that is what this whole place is for! At least, until those Heartless started showin' up in droves. With back-to-back matches in the Games and taking out the Heartless, our champ's been workin' way too much."
  — talking about the Heartless.
• "I got two words for you, kid. Outta. Your. League."
  — talking about Roxas not in the Games.
• "He probably just couldn't wait to start training with yours truly. Not that I can blame him. The kid's got guts, I'll give him that. Wait'll you hear this..."
  — talking about Roxas to Hercules.
• "You heard me. And Herc's nowhere to be found! I know this is no job for a rookie, but I ain't got much of a choice! This is the real deal, so stay sharp."
  — talking about Heartless in the Coliseum.
• "Nice going. You looked pretty good out there!"
  — after Roxas defeats Clay Armor.
• "Where ya been, Herc!? We been drownin' in Heartless while you were off Zeus-knows-where!"
  — talking to Hercules.
• "C'mon! Is that all you got!? You call yourself a hero and use form like that? Put some zing into it! Stay focused! All right, next exercise! Keep moving! No breaks! C'mon, you can take more than this!"
  — while training Hercules.
• "Nice work. That's a good run for one day. I gotta tell ya, kid. I'm impressed. I think you're ready for the big time. So, I'm clearing ya to enter the Games!"
  — impressed by Roxas and says he'll enter Roxas into the Games.
• "Yup. You can try for the Rookie Cup, anyway. I figure, you may not place, but at least you'll put up a decent show. In the meantime, we'll keep you up to your elbows in training—so stay sharp!"
  — talking to Roxas about entering the games.
• "Well, sure. He's a hero, kid. If I put a squirt like you through that, you'd croak on me. And it's not just that. Of all the heroes I've trained, he's special. Maybe the best. I got high hopes for him. He's gonna be "the one"!"
  — when Roxas asks if Hercules is strong.
• "Ahem... enough talk about Herc. You just worry about getting in shape for the tournament. I got two words of advice for ya... Eat. Sleep. Train! Remember, I got expectations for you too, kid."
  — talking to Roxas.
• "Sorry, kid, but I can't stick around anymore today. I got some errands to run, nymphs to chase, you know how it is."
  — talking to Roxas.
• "I don't know much about the guy you're up against in the finals, but...from the look of him, I'd say he's been through a few fights. Stay sharp!"
  — talking about Roxas' final match.
• "Uh-oh... Looks like the finals just got postponed! Hey! Forget about the match! Just find someplace safe while I go get Herc!"
  — talking about the finals being postponed.
• "The new trainee you scouted! I been talkin' about him for days now. Good learner, shows a lot of promise? Ring any bells?"
  — talking about Roxas to Hercules.
• "What? But…then… Who was… Who have I been training!?"
  — Finding out that Roxas wasn't the rookie Hercules scouted.
• "Am I seein' things! Rookie, is that you?"
  — seeing Roxas again.
• "That's good. 'Cause that vanishing act you pulled at the end of the last Games had me worried."
  — talking about the last games.
• "Well, I figured you musta pulled through. No lousy Heartless is gonna wipe the floor with one of my boys. Speakin' of which, when were ya plannin' to tell me you weren't the guy Herc sent?"
  — talking to Roxas not being the rookie he knew.
• "This whole time I thought you were the Champ's top pick! Okay, let's start over, Roxas. Where ya really from? Who sent ya?"
  — asking Roxas where he came from.
• "Say no more. I get the picture."
  — talking to Roxas.
• "The Games are bein' held again today. You got perfect timing, kid. You want in? This time you might even walk home with the title."
  — talking to Roxas about the games.
• "Attaboy, Roxas! That's what I like to see! You musta been stickin' to your training while you were gone. Trust me, kid, it shows. Keep up those workloads, and you're gonna get a lot stronger."
  — talking about the finals match.
• "Hey, Roxas... Don't be a stranger."
  — before Roxas leaves.

Kingdom Hearts II

• "Thus, I do hereby dub thee junior heroes."
  — during Roxas' dream.
• "Hey champ, how ya feeling? Better rest up for tomorrow's match. Nobody's gonna pay to see a worn-out hero...capiche? Remember what I told you. Victory in the games comes down to two simple words: Eat, bathe, sleep!"
  — talking to Sora and company while not looking at them.
• "Ha ha ha! You three are gonna take on Hades?"
  — talking about Hades to sora and company.
• "You got nerve. I like that. Hey, you never know—-stranger things have happened, right? Better get cracking, boys! So you want to train, eh? All right, I'm gonna work you hard!"
  — before Sora does his training.
• "The curse of the underworld, eh? Yep, that can be a bummer. But if you can overcome that trial, you'll be one step closer to being a hero."
  — talking about the underworld curse.
• "None of your beeswax."
  — before he leaves.
• "I spotted this strange guy all dressed in black. I chased after him, but he turned on me. Next thing I know, I'm seeing stars."
  — talking about a man in black.
• "That guy in black doused the fire that blocked this entrance, and went into the cave. To be honest, I'm worried about you. Be sure to prepare before you go in."
  — talking about a man in black.
• "All right, listen up! When facing a large enemy, locate an easy point to attack! I only have two things to say: Stay calm, watch your surroundings, and move!"
  — before facing Hydra.
• "Champ! You're safe!"
  — after seeing Hercules in front of the Coliseum.
• "Don't suppose you got room for one more?"
  — before Sora and company fights the Hydra.
• "Oh, well, take care you guys! Stay a little longer next time. We got some serious training to catch up on."
  — before Sora opens another gateway.
• "Are you turkeys trying to put me out of a job? If you keep acing every challenge, Champ, who am I gonna train?"
  — talking to Sora and company.
• "Course if it was, you'd have no problem. I'd make you all heroes, in a heartbeat!"
  — talking about Sora and company being heroes.
• "On second thought, if those are your true "hero" faces, you still got a lotta work to do."
  — before running away from Sora and company.

Kingdom Hearts Re:coded

• "Ugh... Just run me over with a chariot now!"
  — before meeting Data-Sora.
• "Ugh, this is a nightmare. What's taking him so long?"
  — before meeting Data-Sora.
• "It's the champ! First these stupid blocks and...and now he's gone and...and why am I telling this to a squirt like you?"
  — before seeing Data-Sora.
• "Good point. Well, just look around! I got nothin' against new architecture, but these things gotta go! And you should see the INSIDE. The champ—Hercules went in to investigate ages ago..."
  — talking about Hercules.
• "No dice, kid. The entrance is blocked... But then, that's obvious, right? It'd take some kinda hero to get in, but all I see's me and some...kid? How did..."
  — before Data-Sora clears the entrance.
• "Look, I dunno if— No, maybe you do have what it takes. The name's Phil. Just be careful in there. Getting in is one thing, kid. Getting out's another."
  — to Data-Sora.
• "Just remember the secret to success. Four words... One...victory...at a...time!"
  — before Data-Sora goes into the Coliseum.
• "Holy Hera! You guys made it back in one piece!?"
  — after Data-Sora arrives back from the Coliseum.
• "What, the schlimazel with the perky haircut? He left. Somethin' about gettin' a jump on his next journey."
  — talking about Cloud.
• "Ya know, he did leave a message. He said, "Give my best to the hero and the hero-to-be.""
  — talking about Cloud.
• "In other words, kid, you're still in the junior leagues."
  — to Data-Sora.
• "And kid, you keep at the hero biz. You got potential. Drop by if ya ever want some training!"
  — before Data-Sora leaves.

Action Quotes

Kingdom Hearts II

• "Hey, Sora!"
  — after the Hydra generates three heads during the battle.
• "Get up on the Hydra's back!"
  — giving advice, signifying the Reaction Command.