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|sig=<choose><option>"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living"</option><option>"It's always best when the other chap is willing to die for his beliefs; you both have the same goal in mind."</option><option>"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."</option><option>"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."</option><option>"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."</option><option>"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."</option><option>"[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners."</option><option>"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."</option><option>"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."</option><option>"While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe." </option><option>"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"</option><option>"In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."</option></choose>
|sig=<choose><option>[http://koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2ltYWdlczMud2lraWEubm9jb29raWUubmV0L19fY2IyMDA4MDQwMzA1NDAwOS9raW5nZG9taGVhcnRzL2ltYWdlcy9hL2FjL0t1cnRfWmlzYS5qcGc= Click]</option><option>This is the song that runs under the credits; these are the credits, so this is where it goes. 'has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say, "Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey!"<!--<br>There once was a song, that ran under the credits, that went with the movie, but this is not that song. 'has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say, "Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey!"<br>Wouldn't it be nice if the song under the credits had something to do with the movie you just saw. But that's not the case so for now we'll have to say, "Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey!"<br>There should be a rule that the song under the credits remotely pertains to the movie's basic plot. That rule has not been made so for now we'll have to say, "Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey,<br>hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey!"--></option><option>[https://66.media.tumblr.com/d905ede5090602c0b66404fd615414f3/tumblr_pmoazzV93C1uc2o5eo1_r1_400.png ''You should have figured out whether bodies age without their hearts,] [https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1445/90/1445904332183.png Nomura.'']</option><option>Pinocchio with his nose attached to the trigger of a rifle, which points at his face as he says, "I want to live!"</option><option>Ṱ͐͒H̫̾̃E͈͔͍͔̾̋ͦ̕ ͇̜͖͉̘̬͙̃̇̊͜N͙͉̑̓̌ͤĬ̸͇̖͈͒̃Gͧ͊̈́­̮̠̟͖̝̩H̽͌̀T͚̹̝̐ͬ̂̔̄ ̿̈́̊̃ͦ͆͑A̘̝̖ͪͯ́̀ͣ̿̃͝I̟͑ͬR̡͎̩̚ ̠̪̈́̑̏̏̋C̯̲ͩ́͐͒͂ͪ͜Ä͍̜̣̼̹́͌̋̀͒͂ͅ­N̅͐̆ͪ̓̋ͩ ̣ͮͧͧ͌Ả̼̤̜̫̩̜̾̕L͓͓̺̤̘̠̀W̷͗͂ͦ̾͒­̭̯̼A̘͓̰̠͉͇̬Y̵̒ͧͩ̇ͅS ̦̻̯̟̮̭̟̓̒͑͋C̮̱͔͔̖̯ͦͧͨ͋̑A̤ͩ̉̅ͪR­̞͉̣̦̪̜̮͛̉̎̀ͩ̍̇R̢̥̳̝̟̺̣̈Y͗͋̅͏͇̳­̪͎̺ ̭͈͍̝̣͍̒̎̑͘O̖̗͇̲̲̖͊̈́̿ͨ͑ͅN̩̰͉͍͍͖­͙E̩̹̣̰̣͓̖̽̊͡ ̲̮͔̯̦̋̿ͧͫ̓ͅM͇̌͌̔́O̱̫̯̬̤̗̲͛R̙̽E­̥̦̫̺͙̩̏̒ͯͭ́ ̖̫̯͉̱ͣͯͩ͊͐͆ͫS̰̿̊̑̋ͩ̇ͅC̘̣̜͍̆̆ͧ͜­R̞̾͐̋̆̚Ë̡͇̓A̙͈M̡̤̙̈</option><option>"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."</option><option>Most bears were content to live their lives, mauling and eating one, maybe two humans at most. "Mass-murder," as the bears always said, "is for the sharks." But not Barry. Barry was different. He knew that one day, he would kill ALL of the humans. This is the inspiring, tear-jerking story of one bear and the dream he dared to dream.</option><option>"It's always best when the other chap is willing to die for his beliefs; you both have the same goal in mind."</option><option>"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."</option><option>"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."</option><option>"Hey, I want to settle down. And as soon as I find the right small group of girls, the seven or eight women who are right for me, my wandering days are over, buddy."</option><option>"Because I knew something he didn't. I knew that I was lying. Seriously, sir. 'No silicon heaven'? Where would all of the calculators go?"</option><option>"Space Corp Directive 195—In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."<br>&nbsp;"Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance, you metal bastard.'"</option><option>"Hurricane beats all housing or apartments. This sucker is a Cat-6!"</option><option>"Punch your lights out, hit the pavement. That's what I call entertainment. Causin' problems makes you famous - all the violence makes a statement."</option><option>"I'm the doctor, I'm the patient. Don't forget that - it's important! If you love me like I love me, everybody will be sorry."</option><option>"That's when we bumped into Hannity. Sean Hannity. See the thing about this dude is, at first he's fair, right? And you're like "Wow!" But then BOOM. The dude's balanced, too. And you're like, HOLY SHIT."</option><option>And when you see me standing there, you'll know you've got a friend ''with a rock'', I mean a '''big-ass rock'''.</option></choose>
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Latest revision as of 19:17, 12 February 2021

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KrytenKoro - "Punch your lights out, hit the pavement. That's what I call entertainment. Causin' problems makes you famous - all the violence makes a statement."
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KrytenKoro - Most bears were content to live their lives, mauling and eating one, maybe two humans at most. "Mass-murder," as the bears always said, "is for the sharks." But not Barry. Barry was different. He knew that one day, he would kill ALL of the humans. This is the inspiring, tear-jerking story of one bear and the dream he dared to dream.
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Oh well...
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KrytenKoro - "It's always best when the other chap is willing to die for his beliefs; you both have the same goal in mind."
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Bwahahahaha!
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KrytenKoro - "It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."
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I'm super, thanks for asking!
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KrytenKoro - "Space Corp Directive 195—In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."
 "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance, you metal bastard.'"
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KrytenKoro - Pinocchio with his nose attached to the trigger of a rifle, which points at his face as he says, "I want to live!"
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FEED ME!
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And when you see me standing there, you'll know you've got a friend with a rock, I mean a big-ass rock.
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KrytenKoro - "An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."
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That was very helpful of you!
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