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KrytenKoro - <option>"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living"</option><option>"It's always best when the other chap is willing to die for his beliefs; you both have the same goal in mind."</option><option>"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."</option><option>"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."</option><option>"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."</option><option>"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."</option><option>"[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners."</option><option>"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."</option><option>"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."</option><option>"While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe." </option><option>"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"</option><option>"In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."</option><option>"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, it's a bit drafty so keep them shut.</option> TALK -