Yer mom

== About Me ==

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 |colspan="2" style="text-align:center; background:#FFE4E1"|<font color=#8B4513>'''"The only dependable thing about future is uncertainty”.'''</font>
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Name'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513>YER MOM!
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''A.K.A'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> nope, just Yer Mom
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Hometown'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> In Cthulhu’s stomach
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Date of Birth'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> October 6th
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Age'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> Younger than Light, Older than Darkness
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Element'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> Fire and Darkness
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Weapon'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> A trusty Spork… 
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 |valign="top" style=" background:#FFE4E1; width:140px"|<font color=#8B4513>'''Spells'''
 |style="background:#FFF0F5"|<font color=#8B4513> Firaga, Ultima, Holy, and I just learned Meteor 8D
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{{Q|Hmmmmm... sporks...|Yer mom}}
Yup, this is about yer mom... ''cough'' sorry, I just love my user name. 

'''STATUS'''
*Inflicted with sleeeeep.
*'''''STILL''''' being pawned by Kactuars (''*no comments*'')
*'''STILL''' being pawned by Riku (a little less than before tho)
*More or less being obliterated by Omega
*Assaulting someone's house... in Morocco
*Being stepped on by colossi 
*''*fail!*''

Well my real name... I'll tell you some day. I'm older than you think... even if I sometimes act all immature and random (yeah, you can say ouch with me). I'm from Mexico and obviously english isn't my native language so if I start typing crazy stuff I'll always blame it on my spanish speaking nature 8D.

What else... I love Kingdom Hearts, obviously. So far I've played KH I, KH II (and enjoyed beating Sephiroth's sorry ass into oblivion), KH Re:CoM, no Advance version for me :(  and also got myself a PSP to play BBS when it comes out... and also to play Crisis Core but that's not the point XD.

I'm also a huge fan of Final Fantasy, I lay my eternal love on Sephiroth (even if I enjoy beating him with every keyblade 8D) and pretty much any Final Fantasy. I also '''LOVE''' RPing, like, seriously. Yeah, I'm a huge nerd at times, but i love it. 

I'll add more later, once I find out how to use this thing (yeah, you can tell I'm quite new *fail*)

Told you I'd continue this some day!

In real life I am/am not in college, the reason for this is that I technically finished college, all my credits and all my clases are DONE for and even in the school's web there's a little note that reads '''EGRESADO''' next to my name which means I'm out. '''BUT''' not everything is sweet and lovely, in my career (I don't know if this happens in other countries) I have to finish my thesis in order to be liberated from college. 

Here's a big secret, I'm lazy and haven't finished my thesis even if I got a scholarship for that XD!!!Yeeeeeeah, Yer Mom is lazy!!! (Ok I'll really stop with the Yer Mom jokes, promise!)

So, I'll be stuck in college for a couple of months, or until I get my lazy butt into doing some work. 

Personality wise I'm quite immature, I like to be left alone although I never really spend time alone ''*fail*'' I have very good friends, online and offline and more often than not i can be found speaking nonesense in some random chat, messenger service or talk page. 

I also have a dirty mind... very very dirty... so don't mind me if I laugh to my insides, it's probably my brain's gears twisting in the wrong way. Nope, I'm not proud of that but what you'd expect of a girl who has only guy friends and a very active imagination?

I also like to plot ebil, yes, I plot ebil, not evil, take it as a more ebil form of evil. And yes I do realize I stopped making sense some time ago.

Was bored so...

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== Games I currently play ==

*'''Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories'''
My sister got the game and I not-so-kindly stole it and started playing it around January. I've been a bit busy so I haven't paid it as much attention as I'd like to XD. I'm finding it really hard, mostly because numbers hate me and my brain has trouble when trying to decide which card use and which button to press... ''*tear*'' So far I'm playing Sora's story, I don't want to play Riku's until I'm done with Sora. I'm stuck in the last fight against Riku's Replica, y'know, the one where he has a black dark energy ball on his hand and pawns you with it? I'll try a strategy... later XD

*'''Kingdom Hearts II'''
I already finished this one but, at level 99 with all drive forms powered up, all my summons powered up, finished all gummi missions (surprisingly as I can't create my own gummi ship for the life of me ¬.¬), beated Sephiroth's butt into oblivion with almost every keyblade and FINALLY after '''three''' agonizing weeks of trying, finished the stupid poster duty thing... I hate posters. I just play it because I liked it a lot, and because I'm a nerd 8D.

*'''Final Fantasy'''
The PSP version, I took up a challenge and started a game with a nice Fighter McWarrior, an awesome Black Mage Evilwizardington, a relatevly good Prince of the Khee'Bler clan of Elves (aka Thief) and a sucky Red Mage Statscowski... yeaaaaah I should've picked the White Mage... Anywayz, everything was fine until I started the evil shrines o' d00m. I'm stuck in the Lifespring Grotto I think it is... Omega obliterates my butt. Well after some training I was able to last at least five rounds but it's pretty hard when your red mage can't heal the entire party. Oh well I'll just have to train sum more!

*'''Final Fantasy II'''
PSP version again. Here I'm not stuck, but my obsession with killing Omega leads to a downward spiral of d00m that just won't let me continue playing FFII, Currently I'm about to get me some mythril weapons and train Minwu's butt some more. ...hmmmm omega...

*'''Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII'''
I love my PSP <3! 
Zack is at level 99, with super kill'em'all materia, looking awesome with his Buster Sword, with a total HP of +65,000 and STILL the evil Cactuars kill me!!! Well, it's actualy their evil cousin Kactuare but STILL! Something that reaches Zack's ankle completely and absolutely obliterates me! No, Graviga doesn't work, and no, Costly Punch doesn't work either. I am honestly getting frustrated with that one ;___; I just want to kill Minerva!!!

*'''SOCOM... something'''
For the PSP again, I can't remember the game's full game, but I'm currently at Morocco, infiltrating someone's house. It's an easy game and I play it when I get killed too many times by Kactuares or Omega... which is quite often. I like them guns 8DD

*'''Shadow of the Colossus'''
One of the best games EVER. I love the simple action, the amazing music, the wide planes and my trusty horse Agro following me around everywhere. Not to mention everything is to help a damisel in distress... ok she's a dead damisel in distress but w/e. I'm still a hero <3. Oh and the colossi look simply and utterly ah-mazing. 

Other things i randomly play include some strange japanese or chinese doctor's mental game in the DS. I can't remember the title for the life of me. It's about testing your mind and it gives you statistics of your mental age and ways to improve your happy brain... In my first try my brain was that of an 80 year old person... XD!!! Now I'm at 25, that's a lot better.

I'm also planning to get the .hack games... or Silent Hill, but I don't play that one alone because I'm a lousy coward yay!!!

AND... i just noticed I need to play less games... <3

== Likes, Dislikes and Stuff like that ==

====Favs====

*'''Game:''' KH, and KH II becoz Roxas ROXORS
*'''Soundtrack:''' Dearly Beloved, I just love it.
*'''World:''' It would be Twilight Town if it wasn't for the STUPID poster duty... I'll go with End of the World. Creepyness EXTREME.
*'''Heartless:''' Invisible, Neoshadow and Shadow... those little yellow eyes *squee*
*'''Nobody:''' Samurai and Twilight Thorn.
*'''Male character:''' Roxas, he looks cuddly.
*'''Female character:''' Olette, I just like her hair XD
*'''Support character:''' Riku and Jack Skellington, even if his limit sux
*'''Antagonist:''' Demyx, his lameness makes me laugh
*'''Disney Villain:''' Oogie Boogie and Maleficent.
*'''Summon:''' Tinker Bell. She cures me, 'nuff said.
*'''Keyblade:''' Ah... Two Across (even if I haven't used it, it looks pretty cool) and Metal Chocobo, it may not be the best, but it has a chocobo keychain!
*'''Drive form:''' Valor, Yer mom likes red 8D
*'''Sidequest:''' Pooh's Hunny slider in KH II.
*'''Gummi route:''' Assault of the Dreadnaught. It made me happy see that thing fall down.
*'''Organization XIII member:''' Axel and Roxas... mmmhmmmh
*'''Final Fantasy character:''' Sephiroth and Cloud.
*'''Disney character:''' Abu 8DD moneky powah!

====Un-Favs?====

*'''Game:''' KH Re:CoM, love the story, but it took me a while to get the hang of the cards... numbers hate me.
*'''Soundtrack:''' Atlantica's songs!!! Argh!!!
*'''World:''' Monstro, that whale's insides are simply twisted. Atlantica also, swimming is not for keyblade masters I tell ya.
*'''Heartless:''' Large body and Fat Bandit in KH II, those fire attacks just didn't make me a happy gamer.
*'''Nobody:''' Dancers, they look cool but they always grabbed poor Sora's head ;___; 
*'''Male original character:''' Vexen... he's a little bit crazy...
*'''Female original character:''' Kairi... mmmh she reminds me of mary sues... don't know why. 
*'''Support character:''' Mulan while on Ping disguise, man she tripped so much!
*'''Antagonist:''' Vexen again... weiiiiirdo.
*'''Disney Villain:''' Capt'n Hook, too much curly black hair.
*'''Summon:''' Stitch, even if he's damn useful for the Hades cups and getting Jimminy's insane goals, I ended up hating him.
*'''Keyblade:''' Sweet Memories... 
*'''Drive form:''' Wisdom, arrgh it took me so much to level that up!
*'''Sidequest:''' All the SB in KH II, they were so useless and the DAMNED poster duty
*'''Gummi route:''' All the KH I routes... they weren't all that pretty XD
*'''Organization XIII member:''' Vexen and his weird shield.
*'''Final Fantasy character:''' Rai... 
*'''Disney character:''' Almost all the princessess, except Jasmine and Ariel... no one can be that cute and pure! Oh and Belle, she kicks royal butt.

== Trivia! ==

Yeah! All the things you didn't know... or didn't care to ask, about me! (Notice I refrained from saying Yer mom? Yeah, I'm getting better at this XD!)

*My name starts with a B
*And ends with an A, sweet eh?
*I'm very foul mouthed... very ''*shame*''
*Computers hate me
*I hate computers
*I belive computers are plotting d00m
*I believe my computer is one of the master minds
*I like oranges and apples but my fav is pineapple... and mango but just because I like saying that aloud.
*I also like saying words that start with P like procrastinate
*I also enjoy spanish words like proletario, postergar, perpendicular
*Yes, I'm aware I'm odd
*I lurve Al Bhed
*I own Al Bhed googles, and I love them.
*If I had to choose between buying an Akatsuki cloak and an Organization XIII cloak I would be in a huge dilemma... and probably would end up stealing both and spending my money on sweets
*Oh yeah, I love chocolate and sweets.
*I actually have a secret place were my candy deliciousness is hidden, and I lurve that as well.
*I love pirates and ninjas, I honestly think they would be even in a death match-o'-d00m.
*I had the flu for exactly 51 days... it stopped being fun once my nose started bleeding from all those kleenex ''*tear*'' Luckily for me and my family the flu stopped once the Swine Flu started or else I would've been recluded in some random hospital for months XD
*I own KH kitties!!! Well more or less. I have a kitty called Sora... he turned out to be a she tho... we didn't notice until it was too late to change her name. I also have an Aerith kitty who likes to cuddle with me and purr in her sweet kitty way. Oh and my Sora kitty hates me... don't know why. ''UPDATE'' Nao we have a Roxas kitty!!! 8DDD He is black and white and meows like there is no tomorrow to meow -.-'
*Other members from this site speak foreign languages like French or Italian... I speak spanish which has the same roots as those languages and therefore I understand 90% of what they say, this also happens with Portuguese, sadly, the fact that I understand the language doesn't mean I can speak it... or write it or anything else that might be considered useful ''*epic FAIL*''. Well it will be useful if I ever get lost in Italy... or Brazil.

== Box n' Bubbles ==

User boxes and talk bubbles!!! Can't live without'em

This is the first talk bubble, thanks to [[User:Troisnyxetienne|Toisnyxetienne]] for letting me use her pretty Aerith bubble. I'll probably change it in a month... or two... when I get in pirate mood XD

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|text=''"Argh!"'' Says pirate Aerith, who talks and blinks!! <3
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|text=Second Template, I'm a dancer yo! Funny as I like dancers yet hate them at the same time... ''*cuddles Sora's head*''
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And meh user boxes, I like to cuddle them. 

{|border="1" align="center" style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|{{user female}}
|{{user en4}}
|{{user es}}
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|{{User IE}}
|{{user WikiGnome}}
|{{user Disney}}
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|{{user KH}}
|{{user KHII}}
|{{user FF}}
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|{{user OXIII}}
|{{user Anti Form}}
|{{user World That Never Was}}
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|{{User Roxas}}
|{{user Axel}}
|{{user Auron}}
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|{{User Aerith}}
|{{user Cloud}}
|{{user Leon}}
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|{{User Sephiroth}}
|{{user Jack}}
|{{user Olette}} 
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|{{user Tink}} 
|{{user Fuu}} 
|{{user Moogle}}
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|{{User Sanctuary}}
|{{User Hand In Hand}}
|{{User OWA}}
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|{{User Dearly}}
|{{user Hikari}}
|{{user Passion}}
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|{{user Tournament}} 
|{{user Underdrome}}
|{{user Atlantica Bad}}
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|{{User Singing}}
|{{User Gunship}}
|{{User Sepoohroth}}
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==Random Question of the month==

Yush, this is a random question of the month... or months depending on how often i remember to update it. Whenever I play videogames or while bouncing around in life in general sometimes I come up with random/useless questions that I find myself unable to answer. Feel free to provide an answer or just ponder with me <3

'''Why, oh why? Whenever I enter a tournament in the Underdrome (Paradox or not, it doesn't matter) in which Sora has to fight alone, every time I finish the tournament AURON appears as a party member instead of Donald EVEN if I had Donald as party member before entering the tournament?'''

Not that I mind Auron, he kicks royal butt but... Is it a glitch? Is it my KH II game conspiring against me? Or it's just because how it is and nothing will change it? I'm just curious y'know?